Another generic 'Pick my name!' thread.

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin

JohnsonvilleBratwurst

ThePickleJar

PoolServiceBoy

Hey Sailor

Boss of Salad Toss

Tuck&Tape

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Inbreds Make The World Go Round

 

[D-Man]

Vaginal Intercourse is For *****es

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

ColonHampster

 

[DirtyJosé]

The Camel's Toe

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Anal Is The Fucking Shit

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

RedAnalTampon

HeavyFlow

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Tender Lover For Hire

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

Nevermind.

 

[D-Man]

My Mother is a ****e

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

My Mother is a ****e

We all already knew that.

 

[D-Man]

We all already knew that.

Taking aim at me today, SNS? You'd better bring more than a bee bee gun.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Sense you mentioned that you were bitter I was hoping to initiate a more amusing reaction, sadly it didn't work.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

Might work if she was actually a ****e, but given that she's happily married, your statement is meaningless.

 

[D-Man]

Sense you mentioned that you were bitter I was hoping to initiate a more amusing reaction, sadly it didn't work.

For starters, proper use of the English language here would be since, not sense. For example, ever since you posted that I can sense your utter stupidity.

Use it in a sentence today. Now shoo, fly.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You know his mother? Is she a nice lady? Give me a brief yet detailed description please.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

She's my Mother and she's an accounts manager. End of.

 

[Lee]

Why do you need a name change? Just because you can doesn't mean you have to.

 

[shattered dreams]

She wasn't happily married when she was managing my account last night.

 

[D-Man]

She wasn't happily married when she was managing my account last night.

Ok... for the first time ever, shattered dreams made me legit LOL and I want to high-five him.

Just wanted to point that out. That was some funny shit.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

It wasn't though.

 

[Lee]

It was, I was going to say it too but then after making the joke in the IQ thread I decided not to.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

For starters, proper use of the English language here would be since, not sense. For example, ever since you posted that I can sense your utter stupidity.

Use it in a sentence today. Now shoo, fly.

Well if you want to go that route I will search vigorously for one of your mistakes. Well that sure is convenient, I will just venture up to your previous post.

Taking aim at me today, SNS? You'd better bring more than a bee bee gun.

It is actually a BB gun, at-least that is what I assume you are attempting to say.The best part about it is you did not originally have that written down, in an attempt to make your post clever, you actually managed to show your own utter stupidity.

 

[D-Man]

It is actually a BB gun, at-least that is what I assume you are attempting to say.The best part about it is you did not originally have that written down, in an attempt to make your post clever, you actually managed to show your own utter stupidity.

Oh, ok. So if what you say is true, and I'm stupid, let's take a poll:

Those who feel I'm dumber than ScreamingNormanSmiley, please raise your hands?

And those who feel I dwarf him in brilliance, please raise your middle fingers up at him!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You must be really insecure if you feel the need to attempt to get people to say you are smarter than me.