An Open Letter To TIME Magazine From The Death Star PR Department

[nightmare]

http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2011/06/open-letter-to-time-magazine-re-darth.html




Take that TIME magazine!


This has got to be the funniest thing i have read this week. Once again proving the power of the Empire. They dont take shit from anyone.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Darth Vader is NOT a fictional character. He's been in six biographical documentaries about his life. There are photos of him all over the place. He even recently went to Disneyland. How many movies have you been in, TIME Magazine? How many guest appearances at children's parties have you made? Where are all the photos of you? Maybe YOU'RE the fictional character.

What do you base this baselessly base article on? Where is your evidence, either empirical or epistemological? What surveys have you done, or statistics have you uncovered? Did you even conduct a phone poll of some description? No. Because you're a MAGAZINE. You don't even have a mouth.

That shit made me laugh. Good find.

 

[nightmare]

The part about him trying to help Luke by giving him the chance to have a cyborg hand was good. Not to mention the part about teaching Leia a 'valuable life lesson'. Classic.