Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. watches The Avengers: The Thread

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

I've seen this movie a ton of times since it came out in the theaters.

I'm not promising anything groundbreaking, but when I have something of note while watching I will post it.


You're welcome.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Watching the Soundgarden video first.

The video is basically Soundgarden just rocking the fuck out in front of a Tesseract.


I buy that. This is fucking Soundgarden. They would no-sell the Tesseract if it meant rocking out really fucking hard.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Opening sequence at the S.H.I.E.L.D. base. You know how I dig these cats.

Here's the science-y "IT'S NOT JUST KNOWLEDGE, IT'S TRUTH" guy from Thor.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Pausing for beer and seeing if my wife can download this second-screen experience app deal...

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Agent Maria Hill could catch it.

By it I mean my Icelandic cock.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Can anyone confirm that the Tesseract is the object from Thor that Odin steals from the Frost Giants?

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Is there some alternate cut with a 20 minute explicit love scene between Hill and Romanov?

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

I mark out every time for the Hellicarrier. Grew up reading those books. My thing right now is just wondering how much extraneous sex goes on in the Hellicarrier. If they have any other broads lookin' like Agent Hill they need some dicks in their ass.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

At the thing in Stuttgart where Loki takes that old cat's eyeball.

The dude does a pretty solid bump onto the table with a front flip.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

I love how Loki pulls his costume/armor from the astral plane. Or was it really there all along and his suit and tie were the illusion?


Speaking of Suit and Tie, the new Timberlake is so fuckin' good.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Natalya definitely came a bit in her tights when Tony took over the jet's PA with AC/DC's "Shoot To Thrill".


Tony has the best lines.


Oh shit here comes THOR... BRB... my Icelandic family summons me.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Cap vs Thor vs Iron Man



Can someone grab me a towel? I TOTALLY FUCKING CAME MYSELF.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

DOTH MOTHER KNOW YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES?

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

The deal where they show that Mjolnir can't fuck with Cap's shield.... that shows that they need to do a Black Panther solo flick to show where the vibranium comes from!

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

"What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?" Stark to Banner




My secret?



All three.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

I love watching actors act and pretend. Whatever, this movie is awesome.

Shit's about to get tense as Hawkeye and Co. board the Hellicarrier.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

"Put on the suit."

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Banner's purple shirt is epic.

 

[Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

Widow: "I swear on my life..."
Hulk/Banner: "YOURRR LIFE?!!!"



I fuckin' popped for that.