Back in the heyday of nursery when, the alphabet was a paradox and fish fingers were supper, I do remember that faithful date when Mr. Rohan Sr. and Mrs. Rohan Sr's wife sat me down on my inflatable Thomas the tank engine. The conversation was hazy, but I imagine the conversation going down something like this:
''Rohan, son, there's a few things you should know.''
''Pokémon.''
''Son, there are three things that are hidden from young seedlings like you. We... we're different, son. We allow free knowledge, we allow you to be curious. There shall be no conspiracies here.''
''Yu-Gi-Oh.''
''Son, there are three things in life that are fake...''
''Yo-yo''
''Son, pay attention this is serious.''
''...''
''Joan Rivers' face, wrestling and Tom Cruise's manliness.''
Needless to say, I was shattered. Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman, what the hell was he playing at. I never lived the same way. Trees were suddenly orange, rivers were suddenly lava and water tasted better than orange juice. Five years went on, thing were still shaky in my household. Minority Report was released but, no CGI could fill the void. Then, out of the blue, Tom married a cross-dresser. Karl Holmes was the name, I think. I was happy again. I lived to be a free child.
Now, we flashforward to 2012. And, my dear friend AnthonyM4 poses this question to me. I don't know how to answer. I always watched wrestling, bar no Tom Cruise appearances, obviously. The fact that it is fake, doesn't bother me, at all. CSI: Miami's fake, yet is is one of the most popular shows on TV. I do hate the stupid reputation we wrasslin' fans get, ipso facto I'm in the closet about being one in public. Yeah, Tom Cruise, me too.