Joe West walks out of his locker room, lemon flavored propel water bottle in hand. He looks exhausted, multiple women soon begin to leave his lockeroom all with smiles on their faces. One comes up to Joe and gives him her number and says "you know you really are the best Joe, you should call me sometime". "Yeah I'll make sure I do that" Joe says as he takes a drink of his water without even looking at the woman. She walks off with a look of dissapointment on her face. Joe takes the number and then balls it up and throws it in the trash. Joe West then looks at the camera, opens his mouth as if he's going to speak, but then begins to drink his water bottle instead.
Fans begin to boo.
Joe then finishes his water and throws the bottle to side. In the background you can hear somebody says ouch!!! Why did you hit me?
Joe West: Oh shut your mouth! So this is it. This is my WZCW debut. This is where Im supposed to go out and prove myself and do my damndest to earn the fans as well as the boys in the back respect. The question Im asking is why the hell should I be trying to get the fans respect when they never had mine to begin with.
Fans begin to boo again
Joe West: You see ever since I came out of my mothers womb I knew I was destined to be a WZCW star, wait a minute scratch that WZCW legend. In fact I remember when I told my friends and classmates that I wanted to be a wrestler. Oh yeah I remember it like it was yesterday, Ms. Becky's fourth grade class. She was asking people what they want to do with they grow up. Kid's were shouting fireman,police officer,president of the united states. You want to know what I said? WZCW champion. Kid's began to laugh, and point. Even my own friends began to laugh at me. They began to yell wrestling's lame, or you watch wrestling? Watch a real sport you baby.
Joe begins to slightly tear up but regains his compsure.
Joe West: People that I respected as friends who I thought respected me began to make me the laughing stock of middle school. I became the scrawny wrestling nerd weirdo who liked watching guys in tights roll around on a mat.
Fans begin to shout scrawny nerd! scrawny nerd!
Joe West:But in highschool, I made sure that all stopped. I showed no respect for anybody and beat down anybody who thought they could try embarassing me. You see respect is something overrated. Respect is something that is extended over something like a handshake or arm raising after the match, but really it's a loser's way of making themselves feel better. Respect is something you will never see me give, regardless of how good you are,who you are or what you have done. In fact, you can call me the Dr. of Disrespect. So mark your calender folks, today is the first stepping stone in Joe West's rise to greatness. And I don't know who Darren Bull is quite honestly I don't care, all that matter is that you have a first class ticket on the West Airlines. Enjoy the ride, turbulence is expected.
