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Pre-Show Stalwart
There's something that's come up in this country that didn't use to exist, which is envy, and it's a big issue. And it was understood back in the day and we are empowering, we are now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy, "my own fecal matter doesn't stink" empowered "I feel so fuckin good about myself" everybody's a winner there's no losers. We are dealing with the first wave of those fucking assholes, that's what we're dealing with now. 'coz this has been going on for about 25 years and we're just starting to get maybe 20 years, and those kids were 8 or 9 years old.
I call em the ass douches. No, I saw that on the news. Brian Williams called them the ass douches.
So what we have, haven't really broken this down but I'm gonna try now. We created a bunch of fuckin' self-entitled monsters, and this has become the pursuit of "My Life" where people are so far out of it and what they expect, and what they think realistic is, and the set of rules that pertain to them versus the other guys, 'coz that's what the bottom line is. "I want my Most Valuable Player trophy!" "Well, you're the slowest fattest guy on the team!" "Why should he get one and I don't get one?!?" "Because he busts his ass and runs a 4.40, that's why he gets one!" Well, this is bullshit and then everyone gets involved, and then everyone gets a participation trophy. And then everyone feels good about themselves, that's not based on anything!
You should feel fuckin good about yourself because of your accomplishments! Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself and you got a fucking fake piece of plastic that was sprayed gold and had your name and the plaque at the bottom of it. And when these folks become adults and enter the work force, they've done stories about this, how you can't treat 'em, you know, the boss can't yell "HEY, let's go, lets get back to work!" now "Whoa, whoa! You raised your voice to me, you better watch your tone buddy, my dad's a lawyer, he'll sue your ass or take this company!" Self entitled pricks who think the world owes them a living, and now we're getting the first wave of these douchebags and now they grew up and it's fine if you grow up in this little snow globe of a life where everything is awesome, and everyone gets a participation trophy, there's no losers, well when you get shaken up, everything's awesome.
But then you get out into the real world and you realize, "I'm a fuckin' loser." You're not doing that well, you're not making that much money, there's no more participation trophies, this is the fucking L.A. Auto Show! You don't get to sit around and go, 'hey here's my piece of shit I worked on everyone, well why aren't you guys buying it?' and then, instead of finding a fucking mirror and finding the reason why no one's buying your car? You just wanna run around and yell at everyone else who's selling cars, and now, you wanna take shit and throw it at the cars, 'coz you wanna fuck their cars up. 'coz that's what's going on! It's like, instead of looking in the mirror and go, 'why the fuck am I not doing better?' you just find some guys that got more shit than you and go, "HEY MAN! WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THAT SHIT FOR?!? IT'S THE SAME VERSION OF 'HEY MAN, WHY DO YOU NEED AN MVP TROPHY FOR?!?' COZ I BUST MY ASS, THAT'S WHY! OR MAYBE I'M JUST GENETICALLY BETTER THAN YOU! Either way buddy, I got the trophy, so shut the fuck up and get back to work, or better yet, on the bench where you belong.
This is what's going on: they're feeling shame. They've been shamed by life, because THEY HAVEN'T BEEN PREPARED FOR LIFE! They've been taught they've had so much smoke blown up their fucking collective asses by the time you get out in the real world, and then realize, the real world doesn't give a fuck where you're from, or what your mommy said you were, or how pretty you are, or what you do. They don't give a fuck what you do, they don't give a fuck what anyone and all those lies that you're told to your parents about how special you are, and how no one was created like you, and all this bullshit advertisement with Nike, and all this, 'it's just one you and you take it all, and it's your world, all that Reebok shit' doesn't mean shit when you get to the real world, and you're just looked at as peon #27 who's put in an application, and guess what, 'I don't like your attitude, douche! Fuck douche! Ass douche! And get your fucking feet off my desk, and hit the bricks, I'm not hiring you!' and now, your plan is to come and throw a brick at my window. That's your plan. This is what's been going on.
It's this envy and shame, and there's gonna be a lot more of it, because it used to be, back in the day, father'd be walking down the son down the sidewalk, and you'd see a guy go buying a Rolls Royce, and the father would say 'There goes Mr. Jenkins. Look up to him. That guy works hard. That guy built a company, that guy built an empire, and now look at him. He's got his Rolls Royce and he's driving up the hill. But what do we do now?' And now it's like "ugh, look at him. Look at him! Does he need that car? Why does he need that car?!? I'm driving a fucking Chevette! Why does he get to drive that fucking car, you know, let's go up there and throw a rock at it!" That ain't gonna help you get out of the Chevette, assdouche! Get the fuck to work!
And by the way, parents, society! We are creating a group of self-entitled monsters. Knock it off! We started having these weird swings in raising kids, and they're not very good. I mean, I grew up in the 70s just free to be you and me. "Hey man if he doesn't wanna learn to read, you have to learn to read, yeah, just run wild, free-range do your own thing man. That whole hippie 'do your own thing' it never fucking panned out, and the super self-esteem building, and just all that bullshit where we have to knock down a Christmas celebration, call it a holiday celebration so we don't have to offend the one kid whose parents are litigious, or whatever. We fucked their society up royally, basically taking that one kid and empowered him. And we've gotta stop, 'coz that's what all this is.
It used to be that you looked, 'I'm not saying you took random rich guys and worshipped at their altar, but you took guys who built something and said there's a guy whose accomplished something. Not, 'WHY ISN'T HE PAYIN' HIS FAIR SHARE?!?' And I wonder when that ever fucking come about. That guy paid millions of dollars last year, you paid in shit, and you're pissed at him. Obviously it doesn't make sense, obviously it's not a rational thought. It's shame driven, and you wanna extrapolate this. This is essentially what the terrorists do with us! They see us over here in our hot tubs, driving our big cars around, having our parties, turning on our stretch limos with hot tubs, or chicks looking hot, fake boobies and bikinis, and all that. And they're like, 'fuck it, Allah's gonna take care of these guys.' and then Allah doesn't take care of shit, and then they come down and blow our buildings up. It's not "we think it's about religion or we think it's about our cultures", it's one culture can't live next to another culture that's thriving without getting pissed off, envious, resentful.
You then get shamed, and when you get shamed, there's two things you can do with shame:
-1) You can be shamed and go "I better get my shit together"
OR
-2) You can be shamed and go "I'm gonna tear that guy's shit down!"
And that's what we're at now! When you feel that shame, get your shit together, leave my shit alone! Thank you, that's what it is. It is as old as the Bible.
I call em the ass douches. No, I saw that on the news. Brian Williams called them the ass douches.
So what we have, haven't really broken this down but I'm gonna try now. We created a bunch of fuckin' self-entitled monsters, and this has become the pursuit of "My Life" where people are so far out of it and what they expect, and what they think realistic is, and the set of rules that pertain to them versus the other guys, 'coz that's what the bottom line is. "I want my Most Valuable Player trophy!" "Well, you're the slowest fattest guy on the team!" "Why should he get one and I don't get one?!?" "Because he busts his ass and runs a 4.40, that's why he gets one!" Well, this is bullshit and then everyone gets involved, and then everyone gets a participation trophy. And then everyone feels good about themselves, that's not based on anything!
You should feel fuckin good about yourself because of your accomplishments! Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself and you got a fucking fake piece of plastic that was sprayed gold and had your name and the plaque at the bottom of it. And when these folks become adults and enter the work force, they've done stories about this, how you can't treat 'em, you know, the boss can't yell "HEY, let's go, lets get back to work!" now "Whoa, whoa! You raised your voice to me, you better watch your tone buddy, my dad's a lawyer, he'll sue your ass or take this company!" Self entitled pricks who think the world owes them a living, and now we're getting the first wave of these douchebags and now they grew up and it's fine if you grow up in this little snow globe of a life where everything is awesome, and everyone gets a participation trophy, there's no losers, well when you get shaken up, everything's awesome.
But then you get out into the real world and you realize, "I'm a fuckin' loser." You're not doing that well, you're not making that much money, there's no more participation trophies, this is the fucking L.A. Auto Show! You don't get to sit around and go, 'hey here's my piece of shit I worked on everyone, well why aren't you guys buying it?' and then, instead of finding a fucking mirror and finding the reason why no one's buying your car? You just wanna run around and yell at everyone else who's selling cars, and now, you wanna take shit and throw it at the cars, 'coz you wanna fuck their cars up. 'coz that's what's going on! It's like, instead of looking in the mirror and go, 'why the fuck am I not doing better?' you just find some guys that got more shit than you and go, "HEY MAN! WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THAT SHIT FOR?!? IT'S THE SAME VERSION OF 'HEY MAN, WHY DO YOU NEED AN MVP TROPHY FOR?!?' COZ I BUST MY ASS, THAT'S WHY! OR MAYBE I'M JUST GENETICALLY BETTER THAN YOU! Either way buddy, I got the trophy, so shut the fuck up and get back to work, or better yet, on the bench where you belong.
This is what's going on: they're feeling shame. They've been shamed by life, because THEY HAVEN'T BEEN PREPARED FOR LIFE! They've been taught they've had so much smoke blown up their fucking collective asses by the time you get out in the real world, and then realize, the real world doesn't give a fuck where you're from, or what your mommy said you were, or how pretty you are, or what you do. They don't give a fuck what you do, they don't give a fuck what anyone and all those lies that you're told to your parents about how special you are, and how no one was created like you, and all this bullshit advertisement with Nike, and all this, 'it's just one you and you take it all, and it's your world, all that Reebok shit' doesn't mean shit when you get to the real world, and you're just looked at as peon #27 who's put in an application, and guess what, 'I don't like your attitude, douche! Fuck douche! Ass douche! And get your fucking feet off my desk, and hit the bricks, I'm not hiring you!' and now, your plan is to come and throw a brick at my window. That's your plan. This is what's been going on.
It's this envy and shame, and there's gonna be a lot more of it, because it used to be, back in the day, father'd be walking down the son down the sidewalk, and you'd see a guy go buying a Rolls Royce, and the father would say 'There goes Mr. Jenkins. Look up to him. That guy works hard. That guy built a company, that guy built an empire, and now look at him. He's got his Rolls Royce and he's driving up the hill. But what do we do now?' And now it's like "ugh, look at him. Look at him! Does he need that car? Why does he need that car?!? I'm driving a fucking Chevette! Why does he get to drive that fucking car, you know, let's go up there and throw a rock at it!" That ain't gonna help you get out of the Chevette, assdouche! Get the fuck to work!
And by the way, parents, society! We are creating a group of self-entitled monsters. Knock it off! We started having these weird swings in raising kids, and they're not very good. I mean, I grew up in the 70s just free to be you and me. "Hey man if he doesn't wanna learn to read, you have to learn to read, yeah, just run wild, free-range do your own thing man. That whole hippie 'do your own thing' it never fucking panned out, and the super self-esteem building, and just all that bullshit where we have to knock down a Christmas celebration, call it a holiday celebration so we don't have to offend the one kid whose parents are litigious, or whatever. We fucked their society up royally, basically taking that one kid and empowered him. And we've gotta stop, 'coz that's what all this is.
It used to be that you looked, 'I'm not saying you took random rich guys and worshipped at their altar, but you took guys who built something and said there's a guy whose accomplished something. Not, 'WHY ISN'T HE PAYIN' HIS FAIR SHARE?!?' And I wonder when that ever fucking come about. That guy paid millions of dollars last year, you paid in shit, and you're pissed at him. Obviously it doesn't make sense, obviously it's not a rational thought. It's shame driven, and you wanna extrapolate this. This is essentially what the terrorists do with us! They see us over here in our hot tubs, driving our big cars around, having our parties, turning on our stretch limos with hot tubs, or chicks looking hot, fake boobies and bikinis, and all that. And they're like, 'fuck it, Allah's gonna take care of these guys.' and then Allah doesn't take care of shit, and then they come down and blow our buildings up. It's not "we think it's about religion or we think it's about our cultures", it's one culture can't live next to another culture that's thriving without getting pissed off, envious, resentful.
You then get shamed, and when you get shamed, there's two things you can do with shame:
-1) You can be shamed and go "I better get my shit together"
OR
-2) You can be shamed and go "I'm gonna tear that guy's shit down!"
And that's what we're at now! When you feel that shame, get your shit together, leave my shit alone! Thank you, that's what it is. It is as old as the Bible.
