Cena's Little Helper
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women only want about 15 minutes of actual sex and about 45 minutes of foreplay. In regards to the foreplay part: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You get 20 minutes max from me.
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Pepe Silvia
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Texting = foreplay rite
Pepe Silvia
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Is the trash her ex-boyfriend?
TheOneBigWill
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Okay, lets walk through the steps of foreplay.
Step One: Buying the date rape drug. (10 minutes)
Step Two: Securing the drug, and slipping it into her drink (15-20 minutes, 30 if she talks a lot and won't look away.)
Step Three: Carrying her unconscious body to the car, without anyone being suspicious. (10-20 minutes, depending on the place and where you parked)
Step Four: Removing the clothing. (5 minutes, or optional, depending on how good you are.)
Step Five: Tying them down. (2.5 minutes, if you're a former rodeo star. 5-10 minutes for everyone else)
SO.. collectively.. foreplay can last between.. 37.5 minutes or 1 hour and 5 minutes.
Step One: Buying the date rape drug. (10 minutes)
Step Two: Securing the drug, and slipping it into her drink (15-20 minutes, 30 if she talks a lot and won't look away.)
Step Three: Carrying her unconscious body to the car, without anyone being suspicious. (10-20 minutes, depending on the place and where you parked)
Step Four: Removing the clothing. (5 minutes, or optional, depending on how good you are.)
Step Five: Tying them down. (2.5 minutes, if you're a former rodeo star. 5-10 minutes for everyone else)
SO.. collectively.. foreplay can last between.. 37.5 minutes or 1 hour and 5 minutes.
Pepe Silvia
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...Spear, Spear, Spear?
TheOneBigWill
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Pepe Silvia
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I have not once said that during.. yet.
Gore, on the other hand.
Depending on the context, that's either ridiculously hilarious, or nasty as hell.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I consider more than just the mouth as a foreplay option. But even 20 minutes is a bit much.
Well, I do love me some anal.
Pepe Silvia
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Well, I do love me some anal.
1. This
2. I've still got an image of you squatting in the corner of the room til the girl gets on her hands and knees, and then running over and slamming yourself inside of her in one fluid motion.
Touche. However, fingering a chick for 25 minutes is boring as all fuck. The mouth getting tired rules out rediculous amounts of kissing as well. If you have some wonderful new choices for foreplay Will, I'm all ears.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Thats what I'd consider a quickie.
Rubbing the body in general, kissing, the use of feathers and oils, and "dirty talk". Pretty much my idea of other things. Not including honestly breaking out the cuffs and/or ropes to get down to some serious business.
Also, fingers for 25 minutes IS boring as fuck. I'm also unclear to any female, how this can keep them involved, when for me if I've done that for beyond 15 minutes I'm growing tired and to the point of just calling it a day.
Hearing the reaction is one thing.. I would do anything in the world, for countless minutes, just to hear a reaction. Having your fingers go numb and to the point of just wanting to stop, is entirely different though. Mouth included.
HBK-aholic
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Well, this is an interesting thread.
Oh, yeah. Touchy feely stuff. Fuck that.
Seriously, right? Your mouth is on the verge of lockjaw, your hands are crying out "What the fuck! You have a penis for a reason, dumb ass." 20 minutes combined of foreplay should be all that I am required to do. Honestly, if your chick doesn't want you by the end of the 20 minutes, you need to get her to draw a map.
^^^^^
TheOneBigWill
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Oh, yeah. Touchy feely stuff. Fuck that.
You consider cuffs and ropes touchy feely?
In all fairness, my rule is.. you do to me - I do to you. So, you spend 20 minutes on me, I'll return the favor. You drop for 5 and say you're tired.. and you're getting a finger roll along with a pinch and tickle.
LOL Agreed. I've forced orgasm to the point they couldn't control it and had one, and I've had it delayed. (by that, I mean she intentionally pulled away and stopped herself from having one, just to continue with the pleasure of foreplay.)
Someday.. my reply to that is going to be an un-expected shot to the face, or in the mouth.
Pepe Silvia
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You consider cuffs and ropes touchy feely?
What can I say? Balls to the wall or don't go at all.
I'm usually okay on the whole "Getting a chick who won't reciprocate" field. On the few occasions where that has actually happened the night ended quickly. I'm not going to actually stick around if you can't be bothered to blow me for longer than a minute. Enough actual sex to make her orgasm, me finish up, and then I'm gone.
I'm not a Da Vinci or anything when it comes to foreplay...but it's not that hard to figure out. If you can't figure out where to put your tongue or stick your fingers, then you're utterly useless. Bitch will tell you when you do something right. Or, if she can't speak (gag or pleasure, either or), she'll be sure to tell you somehow.
I've only ever done that once, and I felt bad afterward.
Not my fault though, chick couldn't understand "Hey, I'm about to..." meant "Get your face out of the way."Deexter Jorgan
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I consider more than just the mouth as a foreplay option. But even 20 minutes is a bit much.
Well, I do love me some anal.
did someone say Anal!!!!!
Cowboyfromhell
2 Time Co-Beach Volleyball Champion
If you must use your fingers, lips, tongue, etc... for more than twenty minutes you are doing somethng wrong or she died at some point and you didn't realize.
Maybe making me a sandwich counts as foreplay.
Maybe making me a sandwich counts as foreplay.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
And I thought I was flaccid before I came into this thread.
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