Pepe Silvia
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He isnt a human being, is he?
I once met Austin in a bar located in Texas. We get drunk and we were giving stunners to everyone. Then he stopped and looked me in the eye.We banged our bottles and cheered and while I was drinking , he stunned me then ...
i woke up and realized it was all a dream but I had a weird feeling because I was in a gym and I didn't know how did i get there. who do you think I met there? John Cena. He greeted me. We worked out hard and damn he was impressive. We were finished and while we were eating some fruity pebbles to restore the energy, so many little kids came to meet him and he saluted everyone of them , he was granting kids wishes. one kid asked for cena's shirt so he gave him his shirt. the other asked to see if Cena can buy him a jet and Cena did so. he didn't had enough money so he called Randy to borrow some. Randy dropped a few F-bombs but he finally agreed. The other wanted Cena to be his father so Cena married his mother. The other one which was a little inappropriate for his age told Cena that he can't wrestle cuz he can'tz do a moonzult and told Cena to go fuck himself then Cena apologized him and told him he's sorry that he has disappointed him, then he put off his pants and tried to literally fuck himself but he couldn't so he apologized more. The kids were coming one after one to grant their wishes so I got upset and shouted " Leave us alone ". Cena didn't liked that Cena hulked-up and shoulder blocked me twice , than he slammed me and 5 knuckle shuffled me and then hit me with AA. He then applied STF. I was tapping my ass o'"ut and kids were tearing their ass shouting and cheering , Cena was screaming "America" and didn't let go of me, I was passing out, then...
i woke up once again and realized it was a dream too. Once again i didn't know how did i manage to get there , but i was in a big fancy apartment.suddenly I heard some girl moaning and crying joyfully. So i was curious i traced the voices and i reached a half opened door and who did i see? I saw Santino making love to Melina, whil JoMo was watching and touching himself. they weren't aware of me. he asked Santino to hurry up a little bit cuz Miz is the next on the line to screw her and he didn't want to piss him. I got angry and shouted at JoMo :" why do you act like this? why do you act like a pimp? do you know that lots of fans are waiting for you to win wwe title and this kinda behavior holds you back. He answered calmly that this time he has found a way to use Melina as a weapon to rise in wwe. he said he let Santino sleep with her so in return , Santino would let him be the third over babyface on Raw after Cena and Randall, I asked what about the Miz? he replied that Miz, A-Ri and Melina are gonna have a threesome and in return Miz agreed to give him the WWE title. I stood up and told him that with this you have spitted in the face of every hall o famer like Rody Piper who hasn't won the WWE title. then i went to punch him but he kicked me in the head and climbed the chair he was sitting on and went for star-ship pain. I closed my eyes waiting for a big deal of pain , but after a few seconds i realized nothing has happened , then i opened my eyes and saw Morrison rolling around me in pain because once again he failed to connect with his target. I started to beat him up and he couldn't defend himself. i was thinking that Vince was right this guy would get his ass kicked in a real fight, suddenly Miz and A-Ri showed up with a confusing look on their face, A-Ri figured out what was going on and tried to attack me with his briefcase but I took the briefcase and shoved it up his ass ,so A-ri ran out of the house screaming. Then I had staredown with Miz and attacked him,We went back and forth. finally i got the upper-hand and i was ready to finish him but all of a sudden members of The Corre arrived and gave me the beating of a lifetime. they left and Miz was standing there with a smile on his face. I told him " Shame on you because even in a street fight you need outside interference to win." he got angry, he lifted me up , clutched his hands at back of my head , shouted Awesome and drove my head to the ground, my head met the floor and boom...
I woke up once again, realizing it was also a dream. But this time I was in my bed. I saw Leo DiCaprio smiling at me and leaving the room. then I heard him tell some guy nervously that they should escape. the guy asked him why? he answered because they were hired to plant the idea in my head that I have to stop wasting my time going in to wreslting forums, so he tried to use wrestlers and go in 3 dreams inside each other,but things went out of control and he failed. Leo told him that they have fucked up and now the company that hired them is looking for them so they had to escape. They left. I was a little confused, so I turned my PC on and logged on, came here and write this.
Now i don't know why Leo failed. Maybe my subconscious was so fucked-up, or maybe he wasn't that good after all.Now i look at this and I'm sure they couldn't do the INCEPTION.
THAT'S NOT DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
What a coincidence that you wear a DX shirt, and suddenly meet Shawn.