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So we only have about 3 1/2 weeks left in 2013. Why not take a look at what horror and cult films we have to look forward to in the new year?!!! Here are the relevant films from Sundance's Midnight lineup. Any other films you know of, please post about them in here so we can discuss!:
90% Probability of Shittiness: No trailer for this one yet, very few stills, and it was funded through kickstarter. Furthermore, a no name actress-turned-director whose resume gives her very little credibility. This will definitely be one of the first horror films from Sundance on "Before Theaters" VOD and you'll have to pay at least $9.99 to see it. Unless it's hailed as a horror masterpiece by several reputable horror sites, I will only see this film if it's available through file sharing.
50% Probability of Shittiness: Again, no trailer and very few film stills. However, Elijah Wood was great in Maniac and this gives me hope for his future involvement in the horror genre. The presence of Jack McBrayer does scare me, though.
100% Probability of Shittiness: Besides directing the horrendous first installment of Dead Snow, Wirkola also directed the abominable Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. No trailers yet, but plenty of stills. From the look of things, this one will be just as not-in-a-good-way-awful as its predecessor.
Indeterminable Probability of Shittiness: This is from the guy who did You're Next. Though I did not get the chance to catch You're Next in theaters, it got very good reviews. However, I either absolutely love or hate critically acclaimed horror films. I'll be able to say more about this one when I watch Wingard's previous effort.
15% Probability of Shittiness: Timo Tjahjanto, one-half of The Mo Brothers, co-directed The Safe Haven segment of V/H/S 2. The Mo Brothers also directed a little gem of a sickie known as Macabre. The trailer for this one looks off the hook, and, even if this films turns out to be a pile of crap, my mancrush on Tjahjanto will still cause me to downplay how awful it really is.
99.9% Probability of Shittiness: Eubank directed some mediocre Gravity-like film called Love in 2011 and served as cinematographer on shitty action vehicles starring Batista and 50 Cent. No trailer + No Stills + Shit Previous Efforts = Practically Guaranteed Piece of Shit at Sundance
90% Probability of Shittiness: Sounds about as appealing as a papercit between my fingers. A concept that has been done to death. This should have a 99.9% probability of shittiness, but I like the still of the vampire.
The Babadook / Australia (Director & Screenwriter: Jennifer Kent) A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her. Cast: Essie Davis, Noah Wiseman, Daniel Henshall, Hayley McElhinney, Barbara West, Ben Winspear.
Cooties / U.S.A. (Directors: Jonathan Millott, Cary Murnion, Screenwriters: Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan) A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school and transforms the students into a feral swarm of mass savages; then an unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives. Cast: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Leigh Whannell, Nasim Pedrad.
Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead / Norway (Director: Tommy Wirkola, Screenwriters: Tommy Wirkola, Stig Frode Henriksen, Vegar Hoel) The gruesome Nazi Zombies are back to finish their mission, but our hero is not willing to die. He is gathering his own army to give them a final fight. Cast: Vegar Hoel, Stig Frode Henriksen, Martin Starr, Ørjan Gamst, Monica Haas, Jocelyn DeBoer.
The Guest / U.S.A. (Director: Adam Wingard, Screenwriter: Simon Barrett) A soldier on leave befriends the family of a fallen comrade. He soon becomes a threat to everyone around him when it's revealed he's not who he says he is. Cast: Dan Stevens, Maika Monroe, Leland Orser, Lance Reddick, Chase Williamson, Brendan Meyer.
[YOUTUBE]iVlhicnuXlI[/YOUTUBE]Killers / Japan, Indonesia (Directors: The Mo Brothers, Screenwriters: Timo Tjahjanto, Takuji Ushiyama) Two serial killers post their violent crimes online in a psychotic battle for notoriety. It soon becomes clear that they will square off with one another face to face. Cast: Kazuki Kitamura, Oka Antara, Rin Takanashi, Luna Maya, Ray Sahetapy.
The Signal / U.S.A. (Director: William Eubank, Screenwriters: William Eubank, Carlyle Eubank, David Frigerio) Three college students disappear under mysterious circumstances while tracking a computer hacker through the Southwest. Cast: Laurence Fishburne, Brenton Thwaites, Olivia Cooke, Beau Knapp.
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What We Do in the Shadows / New Zealand, U.S.A. (Directors and screenwriters: Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement) This mockumentary follows the struggles of a group of New Zealandbased vampires to understand modern society and adapt to the ever-changing world around them. Cast: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Jonny Brugh, Cori Gonzales-Macuer, Stu Rutherford.