2017 Royal Rumble: Who The Hell Knows?

[Spidey Revivey]

Hey guys.

Let's begin.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Good evening.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I'm hoppin from here to Discord. Kickoff Show is about that women's tag match tho

 

[Snugglebites]

Every Royal Rumble needs to have Scott Steiner on commentary (with his math skills from the highly-educated university), telling us the odds each person has of winning.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Mickie James still looks gorgeous, and can still go. Im so glad she's back in the E.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Holy shit those suplexes

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Pretty cool spot.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Is it on now? 3 hour preshow?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Is it on now? 3 hour preshow?

2 hour pre-show. The actual show is 4 hours and starts an hour earlier than usual.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Welp 0-1.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I didn't peg Naomi pinning Bliss.

My predictions are off to a rocky start.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Jericho is fantastic!

 

[That N Word]

I have a feeling Joe won't be in the Rumble but will cost Cena the WWE Title instead.

Also have a feeling Bálor wins the Rumble. I see Mysterio returning and Angle. Mainly considering WWE has been posting stuff about the latter in the Rumble category on the site and YouTube Channel all day.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Bullet Club. Too Sweet Me.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Wow, wasn't expecting the Tag Titles to change hands.

Luke Gallows looks orange

 

[Hyorinmaru]

This was the right call

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Annddddddd 0-2.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I have a feeling Joe won't be in the Rumble but will cost Cena the WWE Title instead.

Also have a feeling Bálor wins the Rumble. I see Mysterio returning and Angle. Mainly considering WWE has been posting stuff about the latter in the Rumble category on the site and YouTube Channel all day.

I prefer that, makes a bigger statement since Cena buried the indy scene.

Then you can use it as an excuse that Styles got in the Rumble and the main roster right away while Joe was sitting back on NXT and decided to come to a Rumble himself. For a future story of course.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Annddddddd 0-2.

I think we're all 0-2.

This Rumble already working my nerves.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Ambrose always on screen acting stoned.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Holy hell, he HAD to have been stoned in that interview.

 

[LBGetBack]

Hoping Sasha wins this one and moves on. Not a fan of Nia. Hoping this isn't a long program.

Put Sasha over convincingly here, and build towards a Stephanie/Sasha feud and match at Mania. Nia can't talk or wrestle. She's just a big body. Boring.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Sasha's right breast seems to be suffocating tonight.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Nia wins via KO would be cool.