31- 5/10
Imagine a painter, and he's in the middle of a masterpiece. But for some strange reason, he snaps out of nowhere, starts throwing buckets of paint on the canvas, he rips everything to pieces, and when it's all done, he pulls down his pants and he shits on the wreckage. That's what happens in most of Rob Zombie's films, but to be fair, 31 doesn't have a bad freefall problem, and it's one of Zombie's more coherent films.
While it's not as bad as I thought it would be, average is the best I can do for praising 31. I've said this before in here, but Rob Zombie REALLY needs to get someone to write his screenplays for him. I get it. The protagonists are supposed to be sleazy and trashy backwoods hillbillies, and the Heads (the bad guys) are whacky lunatics. Still, a lot of the dialogue throughout 31 is just cringeworthy.
One of the bigger problems in 31 is, occasionally it's kind of hard to suspend disbelief and take it seriously. It's too zany more often not, and the comedic stuff undermines the plight of a group of people fighting for their lives during the game.
With all that said, 31 is decent enough, if you're a horror fan, and you're looking for an extreme and energetic gore fest. Zombie gives his fans what he wants, with lots of blood, and grisly, brutal violence. Sherri Moon is a competent leading lady, and predicting the final girl is pretty easy, but 31 ends with a nice cliffhanger. And 31 goes off the rails every now and then, but I'll give credit where credit is due for the build to Doom-Head's arrival. Richard Brake is one crazy and creepy dude here, and Zombie actually did a good job of building him up as this menacing threat, and the seemingly unstoppable final boss in the game.
December 16-18 & The Upcoming Weekend
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story's current worldwide total sits at $305,881,681, and Collateral Beauty's current worldwide total sits at $12,002,085, and that's off of a reported production budget of $36,000,000.
According to Box Office Mojo.com, it's the worst wide opening for a film with Will Smith in the leading role, and it seems unlikely now, but it's going to be a real uphill battle to break even. Rogue One will surely have a dominant run at the box office, and Collateral Beauty has more heavy competition with so many big name releases starting this week, and all the way up to Christmas Day. On top of that, Collateral Beauty has a lot of bad reviews, and the movie currently holds a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes. Will Smith's status as this surefire box office draw has taken a big hit after so many mediocre and sub-par films, and there's no denying it.
Why Him? looks like a predictable and formulaic romantic comedy. Bryan Cranston will reach a boiling point, and he'll flat out refuse to accept James Franco as his son-in-law, and he'll put his foot down, as the overbearing father. But Zoey Deutch will give some big speech about being all grown up, and Cranston will realize she's not a little girl anymore, and he'll have to accept her decisions. And when it's all said and done, Franco and Cranston will bury the hatchet to be best buddies. Also, I'm really not looking forward to Why Him? anymore after catching one of the uncensored commercials during the South Park reruns a little while ago, because you get the feeling it's going to be a typical James Franco comedy, loaded with dick jokes and a lot of hit-and-miss humor.
Passengers? I dunno. Passengers has a 32% on Rotten Tomatoes, and you can tell they're really trying to push the duo of Jennifer Lawrence and Christ Pratt, and the big twist in the commercials, the promo ads, and the trailers. Nothing in the trailers really catches my attention, because Passengers looks like another forgettable big budget Hollywood sci-fi action adventure flick.
Assassin's Creed should be a lot of fun, but video game adaptations have a pesky stigma attached to them. Assassin's Creed holds a 16% on RT, and Michael Fassbender is a big name, so it'll be interesting to see if Fassbender and fans of the game are enough to overcome the early wave of negative reviews.
Sing has a 76%, and according to reports, the movie is expected to pull in $65,000,000-$75,000,000 during its opening week. Out of all the holiday releases, Fences is the only film I'm truly looking forward to. A 94% on RT, and after watching the trailers, I'm sure Denzel will deliver another great performance.