So, the World Cup is imminent, lets have this thread for chatting all about it.
A few starting points:
Who are you backing?
How will your nation do?
Who's going to win it?
At what stage in the tournament will Phil Jagielka (only taking one because Rooney has bottled it/been sent off/got injured/is suspended) spoon his penalty over the bar in a shoot out for England?
Which player will have the fittest wife?
Personally, possibly due to my respect for Roy and the fact that half the team is the Liverpool team, I'll be backing England this time around properly. I don't think they'll set the world on fire, but the group next to theirs is shite and Suarez is injured, so I think they'll probably come second in the group then go to the quarters and then out on penalties. If the stars align they might only lose the semi on penalties instead.
Obvious Prediction: Wayne Rooney will have yet another shit tournament for England. Everyone will have a wank about his Euro 2004 performance and ignore the fact he played well in 2 out of 4 games and then got injured. He will then return to Manchester United and continue to make in a week what I make in 10 years for the next 5 years thanks to David 'foresight' Moyes.
Outside Prediction: Italy or the Netherlands go out in the group stages. Neither team are in particularly easy groups - Italy have Uruguay and England as potential qualifiers in their group and the Dutch have Spain and Chile.
For Italy, Balotelli and Cassano are absolutely batshit mental and Pirlo is older than Stevie G and far more integral to the team. I don't think they will implode, and probably will win the group, but there's a chance that they fuck it up.
For Holland, the manager is on his way out and abrasive, has Patrick Kluivert as an assistant and the Dutch pretty much always fall out with each other at big tournaments. Furthermore, the defenders all have little experience - Vlaar, seen most often letting someone piss through the Villa defence is their most capped defender, and he has 23 caps. Again, it's by no means a certainty nor do I think they will fuck it up, but the seeds are there for it. Watch now as Dirk Kuyt scores a hat trick against Spain.
Ridiculous Prediction: With Ricky Lambert, Leighton Baines, Fat Frank, Stevie G and Rooney all in the squad, England might actually win a match on penalties.
Before anyone mentions Belgium as a dark horse a) They are something like 4th favourites, b) they rarely function well as a squad because Belgium is basically two independent, different language speaking countries sellotaped together and c) whilst Hazard is obviously world class, they still have luminaries like Fellaini and Mirallas in the side.
A few starting points:
Who are you backing?
How will your nation do?
Who's going to win it?
At what stage in the tournament will Phil Jagielka (only taking one because Rooney has bottled it/been sent off/got injured/is suspended) spoon his penalty over the bar in a shoot out for England?
Which player will have the fittest wife?
Personally, possibly due to my respect for Roy and the fact that half the team is the Liverpool team, I'll be backing England this time around properly. I don't think they'll set the world on fire, but the group next to theirs is shite and Suarez is injured, so I think they'll probably come second in the group then go to the quarters and then out on penalties. If the stars align they might only lose the semi on penalties instead.
Obvious Prediction: Wayne Rooney will have yet another shit tournament for England. Everyone will have a wank about his Euro 2004 performance and ignore the fact he played well in 2 out of 4 games and then got injured. He will then return to Manchester United and continue to make in a week what I make in 10 years for the next 5 years thanks to David 'foresight' Moyes.
Outside Prediction: Italy or the Netherlands go out in the group stages. Neither team are in particularly easy groups - Italy have Uruguay and England as potential qualifiers in their group and the Dutch have Spain and Chile.
For Italy, Balotelli and Cassano are absolutely batshit mental and Pirlo is older than Stevie G and far more integral to the team. I don't think they will implode, and probably will win the group, but there's a chance that they fuck it up.
For Holland, the manager is on his way out and abrasive, has Patrick Kluivert as an assistant and the Dutch pretty much always fall out with each other at big tournaments. Furthermore, the defenders all have little experience - Vlaar, seen most often letting someone piss through the Villa defence is their most capped defender, and he has 23 caps. Again, it's by no means a certainty nor do I think they will fuck it up, but the seeds are there for it. Watch now as Dirk Kuyt scores a hat trick against Spain.
Ridiculous Prediction: With Ricky Lambert, Leighton Baines, Fat Frank, Stevie G and Rooney all in the squad, England might actually win a match on penalties.
Before anyone mentions Belgium as a dark horse a) They are something like 4th favourites, b) they rarely function well as a squad because Belgium is basically two independent, different language speaking countries sellotaped together and c) whilst Hazard is obviously world class, they still have luminaries like Fellaini and Mirallas in the side.