They're releasing the Oscar nominations tomorrow, but today is the the day for the worst of everything nominations:
I haven't seen every film on this list, but Movie 43 gets my vote for Worst Picture, easily. Jaden Smith is a shoo-in for Worst Actor, because After Earth features one of the worst cases of nepotism you'll ever see. If Jaden held his own in the leading role, you wouldn't hear any complaints out of me, but he couldn't. And to make matters worse, his character was an annoying and whiny brat.
Sandler receiving numerous nominations doesn't surprise me, because the Razzies target him every year, and I guess I'm one of the very few, who actually enjoyed Hangover III. I don't get Lady Gaga's nomination for Machete Kills. Her total screen MIGHT add up to five minutes, and she barely speaks ("hola, motherfucker" is the only line I remember). I guess a lot of people were expecting more from her for some strange reason.
The Lone Ranger had a lot of potential. Just shave 20 or 30 minutes off the runtime, and we're talking about one of 2013's best summer films.
WORST PICTURE
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
WORST ACTOR
Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher: Jobs
Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith: After Earth
Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match
WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call
Selena Gomez: Getaway
Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lady Gaga: Machete Kills
Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perrys Temptation
Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year
Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2
Will Smith: After Earth
Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2
WORST DIRECTOR
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth
Gore Verbinski: The Lone Ranger
WORST SCREEN COMBO
The Entire Cast of Groan-Ups, Too
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth
WORST SCREENPLAY
After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy
The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso
A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry
Movie 43: Written by 19 Screenwriters
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
Hangover III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Smurfs 2
I haven't seen every film on this list, but Movie 43 gets my vote for Worst Picture, easily. Jaden Smith is a shoo-in for Worst Actor, because After Earth features one of the worst cases of nepotism you'll ever see. If Jaden held his own in the leading role, you wouldn't hear any complaints out of me, but he couldn't. And to make matters worse, his character was an annoying and whiny brat.
Sandler receiving numerous nominations doesn't surprise me, because the Razzies target him every year, and I guess I'm one of the very few, who actually enjoyed Hangover III. I don't get Lady Gaga's nomination for Machete Kills. Her total screen MIGHT add up to five minutes, and she barely speaks ("hola, motherfucker" is the only line I remember). I guess a lot of people were expecting more from her for some strange reason.
The Lone Ranger had a lot of potential. Just shave 20 or 30 minutes off the runtime, and we're talking about one of 2013's best summer films.