Well, I don't have drastic roster cuts in mind, although I would get rid of a few characters and work some new blood into the show. But what I'm going to do is diagram each thing I would do, give reason for that, and we'll be thoroughly entertained. Here we go...
1) Bra and Panties Matches
Look, you can call me a perv, call me a dirty bastard. I don't give a shit. The reason the ratings were somewhat decent when there was a shitty show was because we got to see some fine ass women strip each other to lingerie. I miss it. Torrie Wilson, Stacy, Lita, Trish. We have some extremely hot Divas and seeing Maryse and Kelly Kelly in bra and panties would get some buy rates up. And some other things up, too.
2)Amendments to the Commentary
I notice that when the promos are going on, they let the wrestlers tell the story. Fair enough. But what if we don't know what's going on. What if we've tuned in for the first time in six months? That's what Cole and Lawler are for. Why don't they interject some commentary in between the moments of banter like they used to? It's so stupid having all that silence at the end of the show or during segments. I'll never know why they are doing that.
3) Put JR back on Raw and Cole on Smackdown
No one cares about the commentary, until someone switches brands. Dammit, JR and King are as gold as you can get in this era of poor play-by-play and commentary. Why split them up? It's stupid. Cole should stay on Smackdown and JR needs to be on Raw. Also, Todd Grisham DOES NOT need to be anywhere near the announcer's table. He needs to go stick his microphone in wrestlers faces so they can make fun of him. Terrible. Hell, I'd even consider firing Todd. No joke.
4) Wishing some well on their future endeavors
Some people need to either go or get out of the ring and off TV. Among the wrestlers I'd release are...
Festus
Jamie Noble
Hornswoggle
Jillian Hall
Jesse
Ricky Ortiz
Charlie Haas
And I'd repacakge some wrestlers, too. Here are some I'd tweak with.
Kane
Kane is a big, fucking monster. The man was built up to be the man who would take out the Undertaker. The UNDERTAKER. An icon. Now? He has trouble with Rey Mysterio and CM Punk. I make him mean again. He comes out, attacks someone like Batista or Punk. I'm talking a stretcher job. You build a program where Kane talks about how's he's losing his touch. How some people aren't as afraid of Kane as they used to be. Kane ponders this for a few weeks. He goes into a match with someone such as Morrison, gets rolled up for a pin, snaps, starts throwing a damn fit and then he leaves up the ramp, not to be seen for a while. He returns, to his previous theme, comes out and demolishes CM Punk, and challenges him for the damn briefcase, which he would in, and then call out Edge for the belt. There you go. Monster. Feed him jobbers. Make them feel his pain. Kane would be more fearful than Umaga.
Santino
I don't give a shit how funny Santino is. The man is a legit bad ass outside the ring. He's a martial artists who has a great ring background. I'd make him into a man who comes out of his shell and starts to take his wrestling seriously. I'd make him come out to a Santina sketch, where he would 'break' character and go on about how he's sick of the BS that's taken place with him. He'd go off about how he's a decorated fighter who knows what he's doing and the WWE writers want to make him out to be a bumbling idiot. He loses the accent, peels off the uni brow and lets the world know that whether you like or not, Santino's a wrestler and then he'd proceed to beat the living dog shit out of Chavo Guererro. He'd then be in some serious matches where he would contend for the US title with MVP. He'd be great. Team him back up with Beth, as Beth would be attracted to the new Santino. It would work, people.
The Miz
Nothing's wrong with the Miz. He just needs to win. Have the Miz roll up Cena with tights or hit him with knucks in order to score the pinfall. That way, there's some legitimacy to Miz. He's cocky, arrogant, and would be my future US Champion as he would beat MVP for the belt. It's a build that needs to happen and it would on my watch.
Randy Orton
His 'viper/psycho' character is downright stupid. Cocky, arrogant Orton was twice as entertaining and even a bigger heel than what he is now. He's still serious, sneaky and underhanded, but he's cocky and more charismatic than he is now. A good heel is cocky, confident, and blames everyone but himself. Orton needs to do that again, instead of just having him slobber and twitch his eye like he's due a lobotomy. Orton is best when he thinks he's better than everybody instead of
crazier than everybody.
Priceless
That theme music would be scrapped, their way of doing things would be scrapped, everything would be started over from scratch. In a 3-on-2 handicap match, they win...period. Because it's a damn handicap match and the odds are supposed to be stacked against the faces. Dibiase and Rhodes need time to work on their mic skills, but being good heels means putting some people out. Make an example of someone. It'll show that they're serious and not to be messed with. When they get attacked, they sneak around the back, Pearl Harbor the culprit and leave them stretched out. A good faction is feared. Instill some fear into them by making them do anything necessary to keep the belt on Orton.
David Hart Smith
He's a big guy, he's muscular and soon, he'd be bigger than that Hart Foundation tandem they'd have. Orton would start scouting Hart Smith, then see him as a potential asset to the team. Of course, Smith would be standoffish about loyalty and how his dad was loyal to the Hart family. Then Orton would cut him deep with the whole, 'That's why you're dad was never champion' comeback. It'd make Smith mad enough to hit Orton, but he doesn't. He walks off. He'd then go to Raw with Tyson Kidd, and challenge Priceless for their Tag Team titles, only to turn on Kidd and join Legacy. There's a team, folks. Especially if I build Hart Smith to be a poor man's Batista.
Finally...the GM's.
Forget about the General Managers, we'd have COMMISSIONERS! Remember those? On Raw? Make Flair or Shane McMahon the Commissioner. On Smackdown, Teddy Long or Stephanie McMahon would fit. On ECW, can't go wrong with Tommy Dreamer.
But that's my take on what I'd do. Go for it.