Have you done your yoga today? It'll make you feel pretty damn good about yourself. I know I feel pretty damn good about myself, because helping you is a positive thing. And I'm about to do just that!
Now, I've noticed that there's really a lot of negativity going around today!
People are making tons of topics about depressing things, like death, and others are making fun of each other all over the place!
But wait - That's not a bad thing. That's a good thing!
You see, with all this talk about death and people running each other down, eventually some people will get it in their heads to kill themselves!
As evidenced by several threads on the board, there are some people we could all live without. Well, the time is ripe to run down those people and force them to shuffle off this mortal coil!
All your problems will be solved, thanks to the negativity you guys introduced to this place! Everyone will live happily ever after!
Well, except the ones who are dead.
So look at the positive side of every situation, and you'll see - just like me, DDP - that I like me, you like me, and I'm going to help YOU like YOU!
