Yo all Honky Tonk
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cracka ass ho
gb2chicken
gb2chicken
HEEL Blazy
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Damn it feels good to be able to say *****
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
The fuck is all this shit about?! We're allowed being offensive, and this is the best you pricks can come up with?
Jesus, that baby I killed the other night put up more of a fight...
Jesus, that baby I killed the other night put up more of a fight...
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Yeah I know... how's the eye? I'm glad I stuck you with the fucking baby, the older sister didn't put up any kind of fight, laid there and took it like a bitch.
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
Yeah, the next expedition, I get the gimp-ass sibling. If you try doing that shit again, I will rape your mother whilst you watch using only your tears as lube....
Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
Son of a Mother Fucking Bitch. It was a baby for Christ's sake.
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
It's blood tasted quiet good.
Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
Was it diet blood?
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
That post was softer than that pillow biter on The Office getting a lapdance from Crashin's mum.
Get with it, ya little father-raper!
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Like I told you the last time you did to my mother... remember to re-bury her again damnit. You can have the gimp-ass sibling, I promise.
Bitch please. Diet blood is for *****es.
GO BIG OR GO HOME!
GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
X, I love you, but if you don't like the thread, GTFO! No offense or anything, just sayin' is all.
He's right, you know.
But instead of complaining he should come in and show us how it's done.
But instead of complaining he should come in and show us how it's done.
It's...Baylariat!
Team Finnley Baylor
It's not as funny when you try too hard, guys.
Keep it simple.
Like me enjoying being punched in the face during sex. I'm talking 'fight for your life because I'm choking you until your eyes roll back into your head' kinda punching. The kind that draws blood, but also makes me get off like mad crazy. Oh, and as long as you tell her when and where to pinch you before she passes out, it's safe. Just make sure you go over that before that shit gets started. Finding four people to help cut up a fat chick who was a year from graduating because you knocked her up while she was unconscious up is tough with such short notice.
Safe Sex. Saves lives.
Keep it simple.
Like me enjoying being punched in the face during sex. I'm talking 'fight for your life because I'm choking you until your eyes roll back into your head' kinda punching. The kind that draws blood, but also makes me get off like mad crazy. Oh, and as long as you tell her when and where to pinch you before she passes out, it's safe. Just make sure you go over that before that shit gets started. Finding four people to help cut up a fat chick who was a year from graduating because you knocked her up while she was unconscious up is tough with such short notice.
Safe Sex. Saves lives.
Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
Ah, Fuck you, you Cunt-Bagel ******!
Requesting a VBookie. Will this Cage shit last longer than the "Elite Bar Room"? I'll bet my right penis on no.
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Oh I know he is, and I was trying to goad him into showing us how it's done, but I was going with the subtle approach.
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Not man enough to bet the left penis on it though huh? Chicken.
I need something to pee with in the mean time, jackass. But if you really want it so badly then try and take it. Freak.
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
I'm not a freak, I'm not a freak, I'm not a freak. -rocks back and forth pulling out hair-