WZ is going PG

[Luther_Hull]

That's right folks, you heard it here first. In order to attract new posters to the boards, we've decided that WZ should basically be "toned down a bit". Here's how:

• The Bar Room will be called "The Clubhouse" to avoid the reference to alcohol and promote a healthier lifestyle to young posters.
  
• The Cigar Lounge will revert back to it's old "Chit Chat" name in order to avoid a smoking reference.
  
• In the Bar Room, or anywhere else, posters will not be allowed to mention cigarettes, drugs or alcohol in a positive light.
  
• Threads containing "Sex stories" will not be allowed
  
• Threads containing nothing but scantily clad women will be closed and the pictures deleted.
  
• All bad language will be censored and infracted, the definition of "bad" will be at the moderator's discretion.
  
• There will be a special "Bar Room Guest Host" every week.

We appreciate that these changes won't be popular at first, but please realise that WZ is a privately owned forum and at the end of the day our main objective is getting page hits.

Thank You for your understanding.

 

[Kanye South]

Fuck Oh Shit, you don't know how damn long I have been waiting for this fucking day. P Fucking G FTW!!!! I'm going to go PG on your ass.

 

[Milkyway!]

Well, we should also stop mentioning drugs. Like weed. You know, that xfear loves talking about weed.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

No more female signatures? No more Velvet Sky's or Mickie James' racks? Oh my Lord!

 

[Luther_Hull]

Expect these plans to be in effect by the end of next week.

 

[Dave]

Fuck Oh Shit, you don't know how damn long I have been waiting for this fucking day. P Fucking G FTW!!!! I'm going to go PG on your ass.

Uh-huh, see the rules posted above...

All bad language will be censored and infracted, the definition of "bad" will be at the moderator's discretion.

Well done, you tool-shed, your bottom will be out the door before you know it. Mainly because you said a swear-y word. I'd bust you open but that's not allowed.

 

[Phoenix]

Falkon, gotta keep watch on the sig quotes

 

[Kanye South]

It's that JKO's fault! He only knos 5 movez and he hogz up teh title scene! Damn Him! Damn Him to dirty sex with Linda McMahon!

 

[Mr. TM]

Yep, this is the best step we could have taken here.

sXe

 

[Planty]

Who's our little green leprechaun that should be either kicked in the gonads or released?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

What sig quotes Phoenix? If your talking about hArdymAriomArk's one, don't worry... it's in an Australian accent. No-one will understand, even if they do... they must be Aussie. Aussie's only have two ratings Down Under

1) Australian (The best kind)
2) Un-Australian (The other kind)

 

[Dave]

Who's our little green leprechaun that should be either kicked in the gonads or released?

Or... Both!

 

[Planty]

Or... Both!

On second thoughts, can't do either sadly, won't be able to attract the "right" sort of crowd to WZ forums then?

Hmm. We need someone who acts childish to dress in that costume.

Nascarman?

 

[SavageTaker]

Who is going to be the first guest host?

 

[Milkyway!]

Who is going to be the first guest host?

Jonny "Theres no fucking H in my name" B.

 

[Dave]

My father will be the first guest host and he will put me in the title match against Luther, which I will inevitably lose in non-stylish fashion.

 

[Planty]

Who is going to be the first guest host?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

So no more Natalya in a thong?, man that will suck

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Can I still use "Epic Cream Scale"?

 

[Planty]

I think only the British people will get this, but still...

This should be the first guest host complete with his own titantron to clean up the bar room...

[youtube]SJAtRKyyoO4[/youtube]

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Us Aussies have the same thing, except our's is called BAM!

 

[Planty]

FalKon, words fail me, that's epic.

 

[Murfish]

Sounds good.

 

[Nitafrong]

Additionally if this is the way that the forum shall be going, will flamming be outlawed in the Club House and other threads? Posters instead will have to tell eachother that they respectfully disagree with eachothers opinions, understanding completly that someone else has an opposing view and compliament them on thinking in a way which is different to their own?

 

[The Doctor]

Fiddlesticks.