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[Mr. Steve]

He once put a bear to sleep with a bear hug. #InterestingFacts

 

[Mr. Steve]

He photobombed a picture once and everyone else was photo-shopped out of it. #InterestingFact

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

#NoBodyCares

 

[Mr. Steve]

Once he ran to the pharmacy down the street from his home; it turned into a marathon. #InterestingFact

 

[Mr. Steve]

His name is a binding resolution sanctioned by the UN #InterestingFact

 

[GI Cake]

Seriously digging this guy.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Apparently, I'm on the docket with Ned Stark from Game of Thrones and the football version of Joe Dirt.

 

[Mr. Steve]

His High school yearbook picture is considered Americana memorabilia #InterestingFact

 

[Beastmode 24]

His time in WZCW will be the shortest ever. #Bankonthat

 

[Mr. Steve]

All kidding aside, I respect young Joe Dirt. It's been said he's a all-time in- what? He never made it to football?! #Iwasfooled

 

[Mr. Steve]

Come Aftershock, the teacher will be given lessons in manners and I will be hosting the class. I hear Mr. Mutton Chops will be expected to show up too. #BacktoSchool

 

[Beastmode 24]

Time for talk is almost over. Enjoy the ability to eat solid food while you can #Bankonthat

 

[Mr. Steve]

Why is it that people keep tweeting and it keeps popping up on my timeline? Does this run on black magic? #addressmefool

 

[Beastmode 24]

Its voodoo #Bankonthat

 

[Mr. Steve]

Mr. whatever your name is: You teach English, I teach History. Chapter 1: The Colonial asswhupping. #HistoryLesson

 

[GCB]

He lost his first match in the WZCW. #interestingfact

 

[Mr. Steve]

Ego's bruised, but the chin is still fantastic. #calcium

 

[Beastmode 24]

Christ kid, you have a medal plate in your chin? #swollenhand

 

[Mr. Steve]

Why is this random tweeting still happening. Also, it's made of the hopes and dreams of excellence #didn'tgetpinned

 

[Mr. Steve]

He never loses, even in defeat. #interestingfact

 

[Mr. Steve]

Who got pinned on the last match? All I remember from that match are the shapes made from treachery and avarice incarnate.