Vincent Michaels
My weapon of choice? A green onion.
Tonight on SmackDown, The World Heavyweight Chmpion Randy Or...wait a second that's not right. Oh yeah: MARK HENRY WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT FUCKING TITLE after a 15 year long journey this past sunday at Night of Champions! And after savagely attacking Jim Ross and jerry "The King" Lawler on Raw, who will be the next to enter THE HALL OF PAIN?
Oh yeah, now there are DOS SIN CARAS!
After taking advantage of an angered Ted DiBiase at Night of Champions, Cody Rhodes retained The Intercontinental Championship. What's next for the both of them?
Again, will anyone ever give two shits about the divas?
Well there's only one way to to find out(unless you read the spoilers), by tuning into The SyFy Network tonight at 8pm to watch WWE Friday Night SmackDown!
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Last Week on SmackDown:
TORONTO As Night of Champions prepares to unleash itself on the WWE Universe, The Cutting Edge hosted by a returning Edge descended into an all-out brawl between World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton and his enraged No. 1 contender Mark Henry.
Edge returned to SmackDown; Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes got ambushed by Ted DiBiase
Daniel Bryan def. Sin Cara (Disqualification)
Beth Phoenix def A.J.
Sheamus & Justin Gabriel def. Christian & Wade Barrett
The Great Khali def. Heath Slater (Disqualification)
R-Truth def. WWE Tag Team Champion Evan Bourne
The Cutting Edge turned into pandemonium
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Mark Henry def. Randy Orton (New World Heavyweight Champion)
After 15 years in WWE, Mark Henry finally
dominated his way into greatness, capturing his first World Heavyweight Championship
in a clash of pure brutality with Randy Orton at
Night of Champions!
Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes def. Ted DiBiase
Ted DiBiase hid under a paper bag among
members of the WWE Universe and literally got the jump on Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes on SmackDown,
but at Night of Champions, Rhodes saved face by using his protective mask as a weapon
to retain his title.
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World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match
The good news for Randy Orton is that his World Heavyweight Title rematch against Mark Henry is only two weeks away. The bad news is that it will be contested inside Hell in a Cell. The chain-link structure that will attempt to contain this World Heavyweight Championship rematch has been referred to as Satans Playground. However, one has to wonder if Satan himself could do more harm than the monster he created in Mark Henry. The World Heavyweight Champion will enter Hell in a Cell for the first time and attempt to turn it into his own personal Hall of Pain, aiming to induct The Viper. After 15 years in WWE, The Worlds Strongest Man is now the Worlds Strongest Champion. At Night of Champions, Henry silenced his critics as well as former champion, Randy Orton with the Worlds Strongest Slam. After, Henry went on record saying he would crush all comers-anytime, anyplace, in any setting, even hell. Can WWE's Apex Predator find a way to take back the World Heavyweight Championship from The Worlds Strongest Man?
Order WWE Hell in a Cell, exclusively on pay-per-view on Sunday, Oct. 2 to find out.