WWE RAW & Tough Enough LD 5/9/2011 - Breaking the Bad

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LAST NIGHT!
At Least One Hurricane Had a Nice Week

Only in his hometown of Miami could The Rock and the entire WWE Universe have enjoyed a party of such epic proportions, celebrating The Great One's birthday as well as American liberty and freedom.

Cena Still Has the Skin of His Teeth

Challenged by fierce enemy The Miz, new WWE Champion John Cena was unfazed by celebrities and sports stars from the Miami Heat on hand for The Rock's birthday party. Would a focused Cena blow out the candles on Miz's quest to reclaim the title?

Someone's Making a List and Checking It Twice

Making her first live Raw appearance, the unorthodox yet powerful "Diva" newcomer, Kharma, made an instant impression on the WWE Universe ... not to mention Maryse, who was obliterated by the colossal femme fatale.

TONIGHT!
On Tough Enough...

Former "WWE Tough Enough" winner John Morrison leaps onto the latest episode of the series, as Eric battles an intense ropes course, Luke and Jeremiah collide and tension builds between the final two girls. Plus, "Stone Cold's" shocking elimination.

Tonight's RAW's Many Questions​

Will John Cena discover who is challenger(s) for Over the Limit will be?
Will the Miz & Alex Riley continue to butt heads?
Will there be more destruction from Kharma?
Will R-Truth continue to eliminate all those who enter his line of fire?
Will Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio II feature anything original?
Will Mason Ryan continue to break from the pack?
Will Dolph Ziggler be mistaken for Evan Bourne/Ted DiBiase again?
Will Michael Cole continue annoy like no one has annoyed before?
And oh so much more...

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

Lightning Round. Won't be for long when the Bruins come to town, but that's a different story.

Will John Cena discover who is challenger(s) for Over the Limit will be?

Isn't it AWEvious?

Will the Miz & Alex Riley continue to butt heads?

Isn't it AWEvious?

Will there be more destruction from Kharma?

Three's company.

Who will R-Truth bitch at this week?

Fixed.

Will Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio II feature anything original?

I didn't even know it was announced.

Will Mason Ryan continue to break from the pack?

Batistwo needs to go out on his own before we find Bathreesta.

Will Dolph Ziggler be mistaken for Evan Bourne/Ted DiBiase again?

Once Mr. Ziggles, always Mr. Ziggles.

Will Michael Cole continue annoy like no one has annoyed before?

Isn't it OBvious? (I'm am engl!sh speakerz guud.)

And oh so much more...

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Now this is a story all about how
My family made me look like a clown
My son does karate
My daughter whips her hair
And all my wife wants is for me to move back to Bel-Air.

 

[Blue Chipper]

^
Lolwut?

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

I have no idea. I'm bored and I hate the Smith family. So there you go. lol

 

[Born To Fly]

Which low-level talent gets the main event tonight? Come on, Chris Masters!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Is the elimination on Tough Enough a 'surprise' every week, I mean Skidmarks was pretty obvious last week.

 

[klunderbunker]

Hoping I can stay awake for this.

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Eric's fitness is going to be the focus of this show isn't it?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

How many divorces has Austin had?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Please boot Christina.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Christina trying not to laugh...ha!

 

[klunderbunker]

Eric's looked like a Foley elbow.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Is Booker about to go golfing with those gloves?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I don't get what the praise for Christina was about. Those elbows were terrible.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Kharma cackling made it into the RAW ad? That's pretty cool.

 

[klunderbunker]

Austin saying sexy is just wrong.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

How freaking weird is it to hear Austin say 'Shaman of Sexy'?

 

[mr.ready]

John Morrison in the same house as Trsh = Awkward

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd be terrified of that.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's something totally awesome about Morrison just casually climbing up the side of a pole and giving her a pep talk.

 

[mr.ready]

If I saw that course. I'd walk home on the spot.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I actually like her...not sure why, I just do.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm terrified of heights. I would shit trying to do this.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

When was Luke ever supportive of anyone bar himself?