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Dead Alive (1992, Directed by Peter Jackson)
Synopsis: Some weird rat-like creature from Sumatra bites an elderly woman in New Zealand and turns her into voracious, flesh-eating zombie.
Why This Film Was Chosen: To gloat about how I knew Peter Jackson was going to be something special before any of you guys even knew who he was.
Key Disturbing Moment: Most definitely the house party finale, where the protagonist uses an uncovered lawnmower to spill more blood than you'll ever see in your entire life.
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The Hills Have Eyes Remake (2006, Directed by Alexandre Aja)
Synopsis: A family touring the southwest in an RV makes the mistake of taking a shortcut that leads them to the preying grounds of a clan of psychopaths deformed by nuclear testing.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Alexandre Aja is a god among men.
Key Disturbing Moment: A gas station owner/attendant blows his brains out with a shotgun, and we get to see its execution and aftermath rotten.com-style.
Synopsis: Some weird rat-like creature from Sumatra bites an elderly woman in New Zealand and turns her into voracious, flesh-eating zombie.
Why This Film Was Chosen: To gloat about how I knew Peter Jackson was going to be something special before any of you guys even knew who he was.
Key Disturbing Moment: Most definitely the house party finale, where the protagonist uses an uncovered lawnmower to spill more blood than you'll ever see in your entire life.
vs.
The Hills Have Eyes Remake (2006, Directed by Alexandre Aja)
Synopsis: A family touring the southwest in an RV makes the mistake of taking a shortcut that leads them to the preying grounds of a clan of psychopaths deformed by nuclear testing.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Alexandre Aja is a god among men.
Key Disturbing Moment: A gas station owner/attendant blows his brains out with a shotgun, and we get to see its execution and aftermath rotten.com-style.