Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Zombi (1979, Directed by Lucio Fulci)
Synopsis: After a zombie-filled boat found in a New York City harbor is traced back to a doctor in the Caribbean, a reporter seeks to uncover the answer to the question of why the dead are coming back to life.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Lucio Fulci is quite possibly the greatest horror director to ever live.
Key Disturbing Moment: A zombie and a shark take turns biting chunks out of each other underwater...I shit you not.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake (2003, Directed by Marcus Nispel)
Synopsis: You should already know what this is about.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Because it's the best horror remake Platinum Dunes will ever produce.
Key Disturbing Moment: When Leatherface casually plops some guy onto a meathook...while he's still alive.
Synopsis: After a zombie-filled boat found in a New York City harbor is traced back to a doctor in the Caribbean, a reporter seeks to uncover the answer to the question of why the dead are coming back to life.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Lucio Fulci is quite possibly the greatest horror director to ever live.
Key Disturbing Moment: A zombie and a shark take turns biting chunks out of each other underwater...I shit you not.
vs.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake (2003, Directed by Marcus Nispel)
Synopsis: You should already know what this is about.
Why This Film Was Chosen: Because it's the best horror remake Platinum Dunes will ever produce.
Key Disturbing Moment: When Leatherface casually plops some guy onto a meathook...while he's still alive.