Unscripted - Constantine vs. Everest, Hammond, Crashin, Gordito or Wunderbar

[Phoenix]

Another viewer's choice pick was made out by John Constantine, using his political background, he's offered the fans to pick him out an opponent for Unscripted out of a selection of roster members currently not contracted to a match, the selection being former World Champion Everest, former Mayhem Champion Scott Hammond, Crashin Movement leader Doug Crashin, the dominating Gordito and the German newcomer Wilhelm Wunderbar. Quite a choice to choose from, will Constantine have his work cut out for him?

This thread is to be used by Constantine, Everest, Scott Hammond, Doug Crashin, Gordito and Wilhelm Wunderbar only.

Deadline is Tuesday 24th August 23:59 EST

 

[Low_Ki]

(The scene fades into a packed casino somewhere in London. There are people surrounding Craps tables, screaming for the dice to be kind to them. Other people are pulling on one armed bandits in hope of making a lot from putting in very little. The camera pans around to a BlackJack table. There are four people at the table, and one of them in Scott Hammond, looking very suave in a gray suit. He sits there as the dealer hands out card to the players. He receives a jack of hearts and a '9' of clubs. The dealer has one card face up and one face down. The face up card is an '8' of hearts)

Dealer: Mr Hammond, what would you like to do?

Scott Hammond: I'm going to stick.

(The other players stick as the dealer flips over his face down card to reveal a '4' of spades. He hits again and receives a '9' of diamonds)

Dealer: Dealer wins with 21.

Scott Hammond: Damn it! Well, its down to this final chip.

(Hammond puts forward his last £20 chip as the dealer nods and the rest of the people on the table place their bets. Hammond's cards are a '5' of hearts and a '7' of diamonds)

Scott Hammond: Just brilliant. Just the hand I wanted with my last £20.

(The dealer looks at Hammond and he nods to the dealer to 'hit', and the dealer reveals a jack of clubs)

Scott Hammond: Son of a bitch! Oh well. Thanks guys!

(Hammond then gets up and notices that he had left a £1 coin on the side. He picks it up and on his way out of the casino, stops at a one armed bandit. He puts the £1 coin in and pulls the lever. Three jackpot signs align across the middle of the screen as the machine begins to make a loud notice notifying people that he had won the jackpot)

Scott Hammond: Your kidding me!

(After all the commotion, Hammond makes his way back to his room where he finds Becky Serra waiting outside his hotel room with a cameraman and microphone in hand)

Scott Hammond: Whoa Becky, I'm not really into the whole 'managei-trois' thing, especially not with another guy.

Becky Serra: What....oh, I get it! No that's not why I am here Scott, I am here to get some of your final thoughts before Unscripted this coming week.

Scott Hammond: Before we go there Becky, we have to look back at last weeks Meltdown and Ascension. I had quite a busy week here in WZCW. On Meltdown, I took part in a triple threat match between myself, Gordito and Chris Jones. The numbers game was always against me, but Gordito managed to incapacitate me long enough to get the win over Jones. For that, I congratulate Gordito on a very good match. I put my all in, and so did he. As for Jones, another loss on your record doesn't exactly make you look good does it? You really are useless man!

Becky Serra: On Ascension, you took part in the all roster battle royale for a place in the main event at Unscripted, inside a Hell In A Cell. You gave a good account of yourself before being eliminated. Did you feel like you could have won that match?

Scott Hammond: Of course Becky, I wouldn't have got involved in the match if I didn't think I could win it. It was simple a matter of math. And of course the low blow, thanks Blade. When it came down to it, I was proud of the effort that I put in, especially after such a grueling match on Meltdown. My heart goes out to Gordito though. He gave it one hell of a go, and if it wasn't for the injury to his arm, I think he could have eliminated Kurtesy. Either way, I have to look forward now to the Pay Per View.

Becky Serra: At Unscripted, you have been placed as one of the potential opponents in a match against John Constantine, and the fans will decide between yourself, former World Champion Everest, the leader of the Crashin Movement, Doug Crashin, Gordito, and newcomer Wilhelm Wunderbar. Do you think you have a chance at being picked with such big names in the hat?

Scott Hammond: Sure, why not. Do you know what I was just doing Becky? I was downstairs playing BlackJack. Now I have never had much luck in these places, and true to my form in casino's I lost all of the money I came here with tonight. Then I found a £1 coin on the side and won the jackpot on a one armed bandit. That is called unpredictability. At Unscripted, that is exactly what you are going to get. Everest, you are simply put, one of the reasons I came here to WZCW. You are a legend already here and I do not take 'The Pinnacle of Perfection's' involvement in this match lightly. But lets not get our words twisted here Everest, I am the future of this company, and I intend on making an impact however I can, and if I am chosen to be involved in this match, I will prove to the world that I am destined for greatness. Now moving onto the man who is supposedly the 'leader' of the Crashin Movement, Doug Crashin. Crashin, have you looked at the card at Unscripted. Now for a 'leader' you seem to have fallen behind your psychiatrist, who is involved in the Hell In A Cell match for the World Title. Great leadership qualities shown here Crashin, letting the man who is supposed to help you, actually take the initiative and get a shot at the World Title before you. You've got no chance of being selected for this match.

(Hammond stops talking and walks into his hotel room and sits on the bed. Becky follows him in with mic in hand)

Scott Hammond: Now if there is anyone that I won't hold a grudge against being beaten to this match, its Gordito. I gained a lot of respect for you after Ascension Gordito. You gave one hell of an account of yourself during that battle royale, and if it wasn't for the injury to your arm, you would be fighting for the World Title at Unscripted. I've been in the ring with you a few times now Gordito, and you are one of the toughest bastards in the business. Moving onto the final choice in the match, 'Das Kaizer' Wilhelm Wunderbar. Now Wunderbar, I know your new to this place, and you put up a seriously good fight against Andy Simmons on Ascension, you looked impressive in victory. But look at the choices in this match. A former World Champion, the supposed 'leader' of a faction, and one of the toughest bastards I've ever been in the ring with. And of course not to mention the former two-time Mayhem Champion Scott Hammond. So with all due respect, it looks like you have the night off at Unscripted.

Becky Serra: Do you have any last words for John Constantine, the man you could be facing at Unscripted?

Scott Hammond: Ah yes, the bent former politician. Your victory against Jordan Lights looked all too easy for my liking. Now I hate a lot of things in life, and none more than politicians. They are scum suckers who live for themselves. They take public money to line their fat pockets and then put their hands up when they get caught. And the thing that pisses me off the most is that they don't pay for their crimes. In normal society, a person who steals goes to jail. Politicians get a slap on the wrist and are told to make a half arsed apology. So if I am chosen to face you at the PPV Constantine, I am going to send a message to all corrupt politicians in this world by beating the crap out of you! Rest assured, you cannot put a spin on what I intend on doing to you, simply put, the worst beating of your life. My name is Scott Hammond, Constantine, and I support this guarentee. Thank you Becky.

(Hammond shows Becky and the cameraman to the door and slams it shut as the camera fades to black)

 

[Dave]

A bustling office interior sets the scene as incessant ringing fills the air. People sit at their desks and hurriedly answer phones that are ringing off of the hook. As the interior of the office is revealed, a large sign reading “John Constantine – Unscripted HQ” is prevalent on a wall. John Constantine sits at the back of the office, deep in conversation with Mia, his personal advisor and assistant.

Constantine: This is a very big day for us after all, Mia.

Mia: I realise that, Sir.

Constantine: A month ago, John Constantine burst onto the WZCW scene and he hasn’t looked back. After a month of absolute dominance, I finally get my chance to show the fans of WZCW that I mean business. And what better stage to do that deed on than one of the biggest stages of the entire promotion?

Mia: Are you not worried about who you might encounter, Sir?

Constantine: Constantine is never scared, Mia. The only thing that frightens him is the stupidity of the voting public. You see, these people will do exactly as their false idols will tell them to do. That is why we need to be one step ahead of the game. By remaining up to date on what is happening in these votes, we know what we are going to be going up against. Yes! The stupidity of others can be overwhelming but it matters not when I am so ridiculously clever, Mia. No matter who the public choose, I will be prepared and that person will know that they are standing in the ring with a man who has every facet of their game down to a tee.

At this moment, a sweaty looking man burst into the room. He has his sleeves rolled up around his elbows and his tie is looking misshapen and frayed. The sweat is lashing from him and he looks very flustered. He has a clipboard in one hand and a cordless phone in the other.

Matthews: Sir, we have some news!

Constantine: Well don’t just stand there being more useless than an Everest title reign, Matthews! Hit me with the news!

Matthews: Yes, sir! Right away, Sir!

Matthews puts the phone to his ear and Constantine stands up out of his chair for the news. Matthews raises a finger to Constantine and then begins to say what he is hearing.

Matthews: The voting public… (He awaits more information)… The voting public have Everest in the lead, Sir. They say it is not looking comfortable but he is the top contender right now…

Constantine: Thank you, Matthews. You can leave now.

Matthews: Right away, Sir!

Constantine: You know Mia, sometimes people can really surprise you. Here I was thinking that the WZCW fans were stupid. That they would put me in a match with some nobody like Wilhelm Wheelbarrow or whatever his name is. Yet, it looks as though they have actually given me the green light to go into a match with someone who actually means something in WZCW.

Mia: You mean did mean something, right Sir?

Constantine: Yes! Exactly, Mia! Think about this Mia. At Unscripted it will be John Constantine, a man who has set the world alight since his whirlwind debut and continues to be the most dominating force in all of the company. He will be facing off against the man who had held the World Heavyweight Championship for the longest in history. Yes! He may be over the hill now but at least he will have his moment in the sun with me before he passes the torch onto the most promising talent in WZCW. At Unscripted, it will be John Constantine vs. Everest!

Constantine raises his head and looks off into the distance. Lost in thought, Constantine takes a deep breath in and allows himself to be taken away by the thought of demolishing a former World Champion at a PPV. Suddenly, Matthews bursts in again, looking more flustered than before with the phone stuck to his ear relentlessly.

Matthews: Sir, we have some more news about your opponent for Unscripted!

Constantine: What!? Well, tell me what it is, Matthews!

Matthews: My sources are telling me that the WZCW audience have reportedly had a change of heart and are now backing Gordito to be the next Constantine opponent.

Constantine lets out a deep sigh and then motions for Matthews to leave once again.

Constantine: These people, Mia! These people have no idea what is good for them. More importantly, they have no idea what is good for me! However, being the optimist that I am, I can see some silver lining on this cloud. Gordito, whilst being relatively new has the upward momentum. Some would look at him and draw some similarities with myself. He has been on somewhat of a roll recently and stopping that will only be good for my momentum. These people would look at me in a new light as I extinguish one of the brightest burning flames in WZCW!

Mia: Exactly, Sir! Let us look at the positives. Gordito is a superstar who we know you can beat without breaking a sweat. After the match, you could easily have enough stamina left to interfere in the WZCW Championship match and easily have enough left in the tank to beat any of those competitors.

Constantine: I like that idea! Gordito, whilst being one of the most promising rookies in the WZCW, may hold the key for me to get onto bigger and better things. Once I crush him in the middle of the ring at Unscripted, he will be resigned to the Mayhem Division and I will rightfully take my place at the top table of WZCW! It’s perfect!

Constantine, raises a glass and urges Mia to do the same.

Constantine: To the sheepish nature of the WZCW audience!

Mia: Here, here!

As the glasses chime together as they meet, Matthews enters the room once more. Constantine looks over in his direction expectantly.

Matthews: Sir, we have more news about your ne-

Constantine: Just get on with it, Matthews! Just tell me that the WZCW heads have realised that Gordito is no match for me and have inserted me into the World Heavyweight Championship match!

Matthews looks at Mia and then looks back at Constantine, who is looking very upset with proceedings.

Matthews: Actually Sir, they haven’t and the news just seems to get worse. My sources within WZCW have informed me that the audience have taken a huge swing towards Doug Crashin, leader of the Crashin Movement to be your opponent.

Constantine stands up, looking extremely intense. Matthews gets out of the room very quickly and as Constantine tosses his glass of whisky at the wall, Mia follows him, closing the door behind her.

A volley of swearing and insults come from the small office as Constantine turns his desk over and trashes all of the possessions that are contained within his office. The noise attracts all of the workers and as they stop working to take not of what is occurring, Constantine stops. He opens the door to his office, looking very upset.

Constantine: Matthews! Tell me something! How certain is this result!?

Matthews (Gulping): … It’s pretty certain, Sir…

Constantine: You’re fired! Get the hell out of here!

Matthews quickly grabs his things and gets out of the office as the other workers look on at a Constantine that we haven’t seen before.

Constantine: For a month, I have been looking forward to Unscripted. I have seen it as the time when all of our hard work would pay off. I looked at it as the day when I would have the time to tell the people what was best for them. I looked at it to make a statement for John Constantine and the people who follow him.

Yet, these fans who know nothing about the outside world have taken that way from me! Instead of giving me Everest or Gordito, they have given me the leader of a fucking jobber stable! Little do they know that they have just unleashed a demon like no other! The Crashin Movement’s days are numbered and it will feel the fucking power of my wrath!

Such a young stable needed the time to grow but I promise that each and every one of you will be privy to the defining moment of Doug Crashin’s WZCW career. The end of it!

Last month I interrupted Doug Crashin and warned the people to not buy into his hype. I warned them not to get behind a false prophet and to latch onto someone who would take them to the very top of the business. It seems as though these people just tossed away the best piece of advice that they will ever receive. They have put him in the ring against a man scorned and I promise you and every single WZCW fan that I will end The Crashin Movement and Doug Crashin at Unscripted… Just think I am joking and I promise the consequences of the WZCW audiences actions will reign down upon you harder than a tonne of bricks.

Mia, take a note of this. At Unscripted, John Constantine promises to rid the WZCW world of Doug Crashin and his stable of glorified jobbers. He will receive a beating like Austin Reynolds, Chris Beckford and Jordan Lights did. At Unscripted, John Constantine shows no mercy to Doug Crashin or anyone else that sees fit to get in his way. At Unscripted, the WZCW fans will see the side of John Constantine that only few have seen and none will talk about.

YES! Unscripted will see me take my seat at the top table of WZCW and Doug Crashin, if he knows what is good for him, will just put his tail between his legs and run for the hills because I promise you that he will want no part of the animal that I will become.

Constantine grabs his jacket and exits the room, slamming the door behind him.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

We find ourselves outside the “Mall” in Washington D.C. where we can see Doug Crashin in his usual bright orange Armani Tuxedo and Jason who is wearing his usual Black tuxedo. Across Doug is the Washington Monument. On Doug’s right is the Jefferson Memorial, and the FDR memorial. On Doug’s left is the Lincoln Memorial. We can see that Doug is smiling and Jason looks at him puzzled.

Jason: You seem exceptionally happy today?

Doug: Don’t you see? This is hallowed ground we’re standing on.

Jason: Oh you mean?

Doug: Yes. These are the grounds of America’s most treasured monuments and memorials. THIS my friend is the Heart of America! And do you want to know why I chose this particular place?

Jason: I can only imagine but you’re going to tell me anyway.

Doug: Yup, What better way to get under the skin of one John Constatine then being in the place he used to call home. We think. I don’t think anybody in Washington has ever heard of the guy.

Jason gets his cell phone out of his front pocket.

Jason: Yes? Oh? That’s great news! I’ll tell him right away.

Doug: who was that?


Jason: Our well-placed source in the offices of WZCW. It’s about your match at Unscripted.

Doug: So? Who am I facing?

Jason: According to the source it’s a “fans choice” match. You are one of five superstars that the fans can choose to face John Constatine.

Doug: So let me get this straight. If I have the most votes by the night of Unscripted, I get to face Constatine and if I don’t have the most votes I have the night off right?

Jason: Yes sir but that’s not all. My source also tells me that you’re in the lead as of this moment.

Doug: What’s the margin and who’s in second?

Jason: The source said that you’re leading by a point, a lousy point. Second is Everest.

Doug: Everest? Really? Shit I got this one in the bag now. Nobody wants to see him face Constatine. And it’s a good thing we haven’t heard anything from him yet either. Who else?

Jason: Gordido’s got 4.


Doug: I’m not gonna lie I’m a gordido mark. I’m still fuming though since he did put me through a table which sidelined me for a week. DAMN the mayhem division. So who else?

Jason: A rookie by the name of Wilhelm Wunderbar.

Doug: Oh great a German.


Jason: How did you know he’s German?


Doug: The name man, the name. Nobody wants to see a fricken German waltzing through WZCW. Who else?

Jason: Scott Hammond. You shouldn’t worry about him. He’s got the least amount of votes.

Doug: Ahh good. You see Jason? The movement is spreading. People are starting to realize how great I am. People are starting to realize that I’m not a joke. They’re starting to realize that Doug Crashin equals ratings! And thanks to Holmes and Kurtesy, the Crashin name is no longer in the mud!


Jason: Speaking of the Movement, People are also stating that you have yet to win a match. What makes you qualified as the leader of a movement?

Doug: It’s simple really. I have the money, I have the brains, and like a great man once said “Everybody has a price”. I also am a more “hands off” boss. I let my buddies handle their own work though if they needed help I’ll be there for them. Well it seems like my popularity is showing.

Doug points to the cameramen.

Doug: It’s good you guys are here. I have a statement to make to Constatine and the fans. If you vote for Doug Crashin at Unscripted, not only will I promise to beat the living CRAP out of the lying, cheating former politiscum Constatine, I will make sure that you fans go home happy. You can be DAMN sure of that. And THAT is a fact! Let’s go Jay we have monuments to visit.

The scene fades to black

 

[DirtyJosé]

[We open to find Leon Kennedy seated at a tall announcing desk. There is a large sign behind him with the WZCW logo, and to the right of that hangs a large flat panel HD television set. The TV is on, and currently shows a rotating WZCW logo.]

Leon: Welcome back WZCW Universe! We talked about Kurtesy's big win in the battle royale to win his spot to compete for the WZCW Heavyweight Championship at Unscripted before the break, but now I'd like to show you another WZCW superstar who had a breakout night in that very same match.

[The television set changes to a frozen image from Ascension 19. Soon, as the scene starts playing, the image on the TV becomes the image we view on the screen.]

All three men are down. Gordito is the closest up, standing by the ropes. Blade slaps Phoenix in the face and helps him up. The point at Gordito and smile. Blade runs at him with a clothesline. Gordito ducks it and flips him over. Blade is eliminated. Phoenix then charges at him and Gordito falls and pulls down the ropes sending Phoenix over. Phoenix is eliminated.

[The WZCW flashes the screen briefly, and we return to Leon. The footage has been paused again.]

After taking a beating from Everest and Kurtesy, Gordito managed to take out heavy favorites Phoenix and Blade, who had teamed up in an alliance for the match. Momentum seemed to be in his favor, until Kurtesy capitalized at the opportune moment.

[The footage on the TV starts playing again, and the image it plays becomes the one we see on the screen shortly afterwards.]

Gordito grabs Kurtesy from behind and lifts him onto his feet. He moves Kurtesy to the ropes, but Kurtesy quickly hits a low blow kick. Gordito bends over, and Kurtesy throws him over the ropes. Gordito manages to get a hand on the ropes and is hanging on for dear life. Kurtesy turns around to see Gordito still in it and tries to kick his hand off the rope. Gordito manages to pull himself up and connects a forearm to the face of Kurtesy. Gordito grabs Kurtesy and attempts to Suplex him over the ropes. Twice he fails to get him far off the ground. The third time he lifts him up vertically. Suddenly Gordito’s arm gives out on him and he drops Kurtesy back into the ring. Kurtesy grabs Gordito by the neck and guillotines him off the ropes. Gordito fall back onto the concrete. Gordito is eliminated.

[The playback pauses again, the WZCW flashes the screen, and we're back to Leon.]

Here with us tonight to discuss this, and his place as one of fellow high profile newcomer John Constantine's possible opponents come Unscripted, is non other than Gordito himself.

[The image on the TV screen changes to Gordito's huge head. He appears to be at a backyard party during late afternoon, though his face takes up most of the screen. His mohawk is up and he is wearing silver aviator sunglasses.]

Gordito: Hey Leon, and greetings to the WZCW Universe!

Welcome to the show, Gordito. First of all, I want to say that while the second loss to Kurtesy must sting, let's not all forget that you also had a match on Meltdown this week against The Savior Chris Jones and Scott Hammond. Let's take a look at that.

[The TV screen flashes the WZCW logo, and then displays a frozen scene from Meltdown 44 which shortly becomes the images we see on the screen.]

The crowd roars as Hammond calls for London’s Calling. He picks Jones up and throws him on his shoulders. Jones with an elbow to the head, causes Hammond to stumble to the ropes. Jones grabs onto the ropes for dear life. Hammond flips Jones over the ropes, but he lands feet on the apron. Hammond with a huge right, knocks Jones off his feet. Hammond reaches with his arm over the ropes to grab Jones. Gordito runs up from behind and Dropkicks Hammond over the ropes. Jones rolls into the ring, unaware of what happened. Gordito is standing beside him and lifts him to his feet. Gordito hooks his arms and connects with the Meteor of War. The cover, 1... 2... 3.

[The playback pauses, the WZCW flashes the screen, and we're back to Leon. The TV screen is back to displaying Gordito.]

You clearly established yourself as one of the top stars in the Mayhem Division with this win, and some would say you've even made a significant impact on WZCW in general.

You know Leon, I try not to have a big head about such things...mine's big enough as it is. But in this case, I'd have to agree. It wasn't an easy week for The Dirty One, but I rose to the occasion as best as I could, which what I'll always give this company and these fans.

Gordito, one can't help but wonder if perhaps you hadn't been so overzealous in hounding Kurtesy and the rest of Crashin Movement you wouldn't have been targeted for this assault after the match on Meltdown.

[The TV screen flashes the WZCW logo, and then displays a frozen scene from Meltdown 44 which shortly becomes the images we see on the screen.]

Holmes drops the mic and all three men enter the ring. Gordito attacks one of the masked men as the other two quickly pounce on. Hammond runs in and starts helping Gordito, getting the two masked wrestlers off him. As Hammond turns, Holmes is waiting and hits him with the Mayhem belt. Hammond is down and is pushed out of the ring. The two masked men continue on Gordito and hit a double team maneuver on him similar to a 3-D. Gordito is down as Holmes and the two masked men stand in the ring. The two men remove their masks to reveal themselves as Doug Crashin and Dr Steven Kurtesy. The crowd boos as all three laugh.

[The playback pauses, the WZCW flashes the screen, and then we see Gordito only.]

I see what you are trying to say Leon, and I simply don't agree. If I made a mistake at all in handling all of this, it was backing away from my gut feeling on the matter. I knew that Kurtesy was involved in all of this, but I let the creep get into my head. That was my mistake. If you hear me now Kurtesy, I'm admitting to you that you got me to doubt my judgement. Better enjoy that little nugget while you can, because while you walked away with the win and the title shot on Ascension, I didn't leave empty handed myself. I took the liberty of filling in your production team with my own clips. Roll it, boys!

[The WZCW logo flashes the screen, and then a frozen image from Ascension 19 appears.]

Gordito lets fire with three rapid Backhand chops that move Kurtesy back to centre. Kurtesy goes for a clothesline. Gordito ducks it and then turns and hits a Chop Block on Kurtesy, sending him into the middle rope. Gordito stands up, then runs off the opposite rope. He charges at Kurtesy and then leaps on him. Kurtesy bounces off the ropes and falls back to the mat. Gordito sees the opportunity and yells Surf’s Up, Asshole. Gordito grabs Kurtesy from behind and locks in the hold. Kurtesy screams in pain and is soon tapping. Gordito refuses to let go of the hold. He slaps Kurtesy once in the stomach and then releases the hold.

[The WZCW logo flashes the screen, and then we go back to Gordito only.]

What's that? Kurtesy, the distinguished wrestler, Mr. "I'm above that garbage wrestling filth", tapping out to a Mayhem Division star? Explain that one to me, Doctor. That's just the tip of the iceberg. If Constantine doesn't get his shot as destroying The Crashin Movement at Unscripted, trust me it's a job I would willingly take up.

Now that you mention it, you too are up to be Constantine's opponent at Unscripted. The WZCW Universe gets to have it's say one time a year at Unscripted, and for this match they get a pick of 5 superstars for the one on one match against Constantine. Doug Crashin is currently in the lead of the poll; no doubt fans have wanted to see that match up since Constantine made his debut at Crashin's expense. However, you've also drawn some good numbers, and still have a chance at making it a win before the polls close. Are you saying you'e rather see Crashin in that match?

Not for a second, baby! While it'd be enjoyable to see that confrontation, I'm always happier in the hot seat. You know that, Leon. I'll never back away from a challenge, or from a chance to prove myself. The fans know this, and that why I'm going to ask them right now: if you want an exciting match with a competitor that will steal the show taking Constantine to his limits, get on The Dirty Train and cast your vote for Gordito at WZCW.com!

[The screen cuts back to Leon, with Gordito still on the TV.]

If you are chosen, this will be your first meeting with Constantine. Have you had a chance to familiarize yourself with him since being announced as possible opponent?

I've had my eye on Constantine since he made his big splash wrecking Crashin's night. I'll tell you what, baby: John Constantine ain't nothing but a megalomaniacal asshole. A tool. A big cog in the bigger machine called "the establishment". "The Man". He tries so hard to put up that image of the self-righteous leader of men, but I don't buy that canned Washington nonsense. He's just a parasite with a good PR team.

Well, he's made it quite clear that he'd be happy to face you at Unscripted. He doesn't appear to think of you as a very big threat to him. Should he?

[The screen changes to showing Gordito only.]

Hell if I care, Leon. He can think whatever he wants to. He's made clear that like a lot of other windbags around here, he thinks the Mayhem Division is a useless junkyard full of hackjob wrestlers. I take great pride in Mayhem; I don't take kindly to egotistical white collar tough men acting like they are above it when they've never even had a taste! Guys like me will always be the thorn in the side of guys like him. He believes in taking control, and I believe breaking the chains. He wants loyalty and fear; I want admiration and respect. Everything that makes up who each of us is, him and I, are in direct opposition to each other! The bottom line is that he is part of the machine that me and my lifestyle stand in direct opposition of. Give me the chance, WZCW Universe, and I'll teach Constantine to have a little more respect for the Mayhem Division than to write off one of it's biggest stars...one headbutt at a time!

[The screen goes back to showing Leon, with Gordito on the TV screen.]

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen; Gordito confident that he can teach Constantine a lesson in respect. Will The Dirty One humble Constantine in their first match? Or will Constantine stop The Dirty Train dead in it's tracks? Only you have the power to do decide, by voting at WZCW.com! Thanks for stopping by, Gordito.

Always a pleasure, Leon. Everyone, don't forget to go to WZCW.com and vote for your choice of matches at Unscripted! This is the Dirty One telling you all to have fun & go crazy, and hopefully I'll see you all at Unscripted!

[The screen fades to black as Gordito turns away from the camera to join his party again.]