*Show begins
Joey Styles
Hello and Welcome to a historical Monday Night Velocity! Things are heating up in the Royal Rumble with only three weeks to go.
Tazz
What a line up we have for you tonight. We have Kurt Angle taking on AJ Styles in a steel cage and if that isn't enough, 10 people will be returning here tonight! I'm getting told that's going to happen, right now?
Lillian Garcia
Please welcome at this time, Vince McMahon.
*Vince McMahon comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
The Royal Rumble match at Genesis is one of those matches in the WWE were the entire landscape of UWF can change. That much I know. Last week, about 8 members of the Velocity roster who will be in the Royal Rumble match were annouced, now, it's time for the next seven. Firstly, we have Brother Ray and Brother Devon! Team 3D! We also have the team of Rhino and Desmond Wolfe are in it. The last 3 are Homicide, The Pope and Cody Rhodes! All 7 men will be in action tonight. Brother Ray will fight Desmond Wolfe. Brother Devon will fight Homicide, and that leaves 3 men. The Pope, Rhino and Cody Rhodes. They will face of, in a triple threat match! Onto the next thing, I've been working so hard recently to get 10 people who are legends in wrestling to appear in the Royal Rumble however I've managed to do it. Firstly, we have Mick Foley! I've accepted his request.
*Mick Foley comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
As for the second person that we have in the Royal Rumble from the legends is well, I don't know if you can smell what his cooking, but the second legend in the Royal Rumble match is The Rock.
*The Rock comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
Eight more to go! Now if in the Royal Rumble match you want a stunner, then GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!
*Stone Cold Steve Austin comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
The Royal Rumble truly is for royalty when it comes to the next entrant. Because, I want to know if you are ready to bow down to the King of Kings! Triple H!
*Triple H comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
Oh? You didn't know about the fifth entrant? Well, your ass better call some body.
*Road Dogg comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
Number six always was the next man's lucky number, lets just see if his luck will guide him to winning the Royal Rumble
*Shaun Michaels comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
Four more! We need four more people. Lets see who I can pull out of my bag of tricks shall we? Well, seeing as Kane is in the Rumble, how about we bring out his brother, The Undertaker as entrant seven.
*The Undertaker comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
In wrestling, there are some greats, greatest from the past, greatest in the future and greatest now. Just like Bret Hart.
*Bret Hart comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
Entrant Number 9? Who should we have? So many people to choose from but only two spots left but this man, really deserves a spot.
*Batista comes to the ring
Vince McMahon
I just need to know one thing, Rumble entrants? What are you gonna do when... HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!
*Hulk Hogan comes to the ring
*John Cena comes to the ring
John Cena
Wait a minute. Shut the music. TURN MY MUSIC OFF BITCHES IN THE TRUCK. Now that I have your attention Vince, your too busy playing Blast from the past with a lot of old washed up no bodies to realise what is actually happing in your company. I got screwed out of the UWF Championship last week.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
What?
John Cena
Screwed. You know... S-C-R-E-W-E-D
Stone Cold Steve Austin
What?
John Cena
Don't What me you boozed up bastard. Go and have a hang over!
The Rock
Ahh. John Cena, the Rock knows you. Your Super Cena aren't you? Always better than everyone else aren't you? Why's that? Do you think your better than The Rock?
John Cena
Actually I d-
The Rock
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
*Jeff Hardy comes to the ring
Jeff Hardy
Creatures! Creatures of the night! Do you here this bitch in the ring going on and on and on and on about how I won the UWF Championship of him!
John Cena
Won? More like stolen.
Jeff Hardy
I'm the UWF Champion. You just cant handle the fact that I'm better than you and anyone else 'Cause I'm the Champ!
*Randy Orton comes to the ring
Randy Orton
I heard you said you were better than everyone else?
Jeff Hardy
Correct.
Randy Orton
Hey, I'll agree. Your better than John Cena. Then again, everyone is but that's not what I came out here for. You see, I know one person your not better than. The 2012 Royal Rumble winner, me!
Vince McMahon
You know you haven't won it yet, don't you?
*Chris Jericho comes to the ring
Chris Jericho
Blah Blah Blah. Seriously Randy, you call your self "A viper" you look more like a bitch standing in the ring, BITCHING! I hate to break it to you but your not going to win the Royal Rumble. Me however? I will. There is no one in the back better than me. Fact.
*Rey Mysterio comes to the ring
Rey Mysterio
Chris, Chris I hate to but your not the best. Your not better than anybody if I'm being honest with you. I mean, I'm better than you.
*RVD comes to the ring
RVD
I'm sorry for interrupting but Rey? Didn't I beat you last week? And take your title?
Rey Mysterio
You did but I will get it back at Genesis
Vince McMahon
Hmm. Lets look around the ring. We have 6 UWF Roster members claiming there the best in the world and 10 legends who at one point in there carrera thought they were the best in the worlds. I'll tell you what. Tonight's main event, will be John Cena v. Jeff Hardy v. Randy Orton v. Chris Jericho v. Rey Mysterio v. RVD in a 6 man battle royal! And too add a bit of spark, the referees who stand ringside to see when your eliminated, there wont be referees there. Just the UWF Legends.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
And that's the bottom line 'Cause Vince McMahon said so.
Tazz
What a night and what an announcement. We have just seen the likes of Triple H, The Rock, Undertaker, Austin!
Joey Styles
And did you here what the main event is? A six man battle royal.
Tazz
Well, it's time for our first match! Cant wait!
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is set for one fall introducing first, Brother Devon!
*Brother Devon comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And his opponent, Homicide
*Homicide comes to the ring
Match 1 - Brother Devon v. Homicide
The bell rings and Homicide gets in the face of Devon. Devon clotheslines him down to the mat and starts beating on him. Devon picks Homicide up and slams him down with a huge powerslam to the mat. Devon picks him up and hits a number of clotheslines. Devon picks him up and slams him down with a massive powerslam. 1...2...3
Winner = Brother Devon
Joey Styles
That's what you call short and sweet.
Tazz
No-one is in the mood to play nice guy. Wrestlemania is on the line.
Joey Styles
Well Tazz, my number one worry is about how far will the wrestlers go to Impress? A case of that was last week. Kurt Angle litterlly took CM Punk's back out with that angle slam through the table.
Tazz
Well a little medical update on that, CM Punk will be out of action for two weeks but will be able to make his return at Genesis.
Joey Styles
Well because of that, Kurt Angle advanced to face 1 of his opponets tonight, AJ Styles. Inside of a steel cage!
Tazz
But who does that favour?
Joey Styles
Who cares were going hardcore baby!
Lillian Garcia
Please welcome at this time, Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin, the Moter City Machine Guns!
*Alex Shelly comes to the ring
*Chris Sabin comes to the ring
Alex Shelly
You know, last week, we issued an open challenge to any of the tag teams to fight us at Genesis.
Chris Sabin
And at this moment in time, we want to know who has grown the balls to come and face us at Genesis.
*Shelton Benjamin comes to the ring
*Charlie Haas comes to the ring
Shelton Benjamin
You want action? The worlds greatest tag team will give you action
Charlie Haas
You know boys, on our minds at the moment is the tag titles and the tag titles alone.
Shelton Benjamin
And at Genesis, there wont be any stopping us.
Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin throw fists at Shelton and Charlie. All four men start brawling. Secruity comes and seperates the men.
*Backstage
Michael Cole
I'm joined here by my guest at this time, Jeff Hardy. Jeff, tonight you have a chance to win the 6 man battle royal and prove you are a true champion. What are your thoughts?
Jeff Hardy
Well Cole, I've actually been thinking about that match since it was annouced. You want to know what I'm thinking at this point in time? Creatures for the win.
Michael Cole
Thanks for your time.
*Back to ringside
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, Brother Ray
*Brother Ray comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And his opponent, Desmond Wolfe.
*Desmond Wolfe comes to the ring
Match 2 - Brother Ray v. Desmond Wolfe
The bell rings and both men have a face off. Desmond Wolfe smacks Ray in the face and then starts laying in punches to the gut of Brother Ray. He gets Brother Ray down to one knee and applies a headlock. Ray manages to get him off and shoots Desmond off the ropes. Desmond runs at him and Ray hits him with a big boot to the skull. Ray picks him up and goes for a clothesline but Ray misses and Desmond decks him European Uppercut that takes Ray down. 1..2.. and Ray powers out. Brother Ray manages to deliever a massive set of chops to the chest of Desmond Wolfe. He then hits the Bubba Bomb. 1..2.. and Desmond Wolfe kicks out. Brother Ray puts Desmond Wolfe onto the top rope and hits the Release Powerbomb on Desmond Wolfe. 1..2..3
Winner = Brother Ray
Brother Ray
At Genesis, I will prove why the main event of Wrestlemania will be mine. Sure, me and Devon are a tag team but we have agreed that in the Royal Rumble match. It will be every man for him self. And it will be me winning the Rumble.
Joey Styles
Big words by Ray!
Tazz
Well, will it indeed be him winning the Rumble? Find out next week.
Joey Styles
Well lets just talk about our next match while the crew make the steel cage.
Tazz
That's right! It's nearly time for Kurt Angle v. AJ Styles!
Joey Styles
Well, at Genesis, it will be Kurt Angle v. AJ Styles v. CM Punk v. Daniel Bryan. Last week there were 2 matches CM Punk v. Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan v. AJ Styles. The winners face of tonight and here we are. Kurt Angle v. AJ Styles!
Tazz
And to keep CM Punk and Daniel Bryan out, it's a steel cage!
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is a steel cage match! Introducing first, AJ Styles!
*AJ Styles comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And his opponent, Kurt Angle!
*Kurt Angle comes to the ring
Match 3 - Kurt Angle v. AJ Styles in a steel cage match
= The bell rings and both men look at the Wrestlemania sign. AJ Styles extends the hand for Kurt Angle to shake but Kurt just slaps it. They both lock up and Kurt Angle puts AJ Styles in a Headlock. AJ shoots him off and goes for a picture perfect drop-kick and hits it. 1... and Kurt Angle kicks out. AJ Styles hits Kurt Angle with a series of kicks including a round house kick to the back of Kurt Angle. Kurt gets up and AJ goes for a Pele kick but Kurt moves out the way and AJ Styles hits the mat. Kurt gets a grip of him and hits a series of three German suplexes. He pins. 1..2 and AJ Styles gets the shoulder up. Kurt then goes for an ankle lock but Styles roles through. Kurt Angle runs at AJ but gets decked with a flying forearm smash when AJ jumps. AJ grabs Kurt and goes for a styles clash but Kurt blocks it and sends AJ Styles flying into the steel cage. He then does it 4 more times. Kurt gets AJ Styles sandwiched in between the cage and ropes. With no were to go for AJ Styles Kurt kicks AJ in the back sending him face first into the ropes. Kurt Angle german suplexes him and puts him in the ankle lock. AJ manages to counter and Pele kicks Kurt Angle. AJ hits the styles clash. 1...2...3
Winner = AJ Styles
Joey Styles
Things are heating up for Genesis!
Tazz
2 weeks to go and AJ Styles has the momentum
Joey Styles
Things are certainly heating up
Tazz
They certainly are Joey!
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is a triple threat match. Introducing first, Rhino!
*Rhino comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And 1 of the opponents, The Pope!
*The Pope comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And their opponent, Cody Rhodes!
*Cody Rhodes comes to the ring
Match 4 - Rhino v. The Pope v. Cody Rhodes in a triple threat elimination match.
= The bell rings and it is annouced as an elimination match. The Pope and Rhodes take down the bigger man of Rhino with stomps and punches in the corner. Rhino bats of both men and then hits a double clothesline when he gets up. Rhino gores Cody Rhodes and pins. 1.. and Pope breaks it up. Homicide rolls out of the ring and Rhino goes to gore Pope but Pope moves out the way and Rhino hits the ring post. The Pope rolls him up. 1...2... and Rhino gets the shoulder up breaking the pin. Homicide runs in and kicks Pope down to the mat. Rhino sees Cody Rhodes and hits the gore. 1...2..3
Cody Rhodes has been Eliminated by Rhino
Rhino then power slams Pope down to the mat and drops a massive elbow to the chest. Pope then rakes the eyes of Rhino and shoots him in the corner. He takes off his knee pads and hits the DDE.
Winner = The Pope
Joey Styles
The Pope know has a bit of momentum going into the Royal Rumble!
Tazz
Much needed momentum
Joey Styles
Well, what a main event we have for you know. A 6 man battle royal!
Tazz
Jeff Hardy v. John Cena v. Randy Orton v. Chris Jericho v. RVD v. Rey Mysterio!
Joey Styles
This one is going to be huge.
Tazz
Well at Genesis it will be Jeff Hardy defending the UWF World Championship against John Cena and RVD defending the TV Championship against Rey Mysterio. It is then that all important Royal Rumble match which both Randy Orton and Chris Jericho are apart of.
Lillian Garcia
The following contest is a 6 man battle royal and it is our main event! Introducing first, he is the WWE Champion, Jeff Hardy.
*Jeff Hardy comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And introducing, John Cena.
*John Cena comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
Also Introducing, Randy Orton
*Randy Orton comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And introducing, Chris Jericho
*Chris Jericho comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And introducing the TV Champion, RVD.
*RVD comes to the ring
Lillian Garcia
And introducing the last participant, Rey Mysterio
*Rey Mysterio comes to the ring
Match 5 - Jeff Hardy v. John Cena v. Randy Orton v. Chris Jericho v. RVD v. Rey Mysterio in a 6 man battle royal.
= The bell rings and everyone goes after there opponents for Genesis. Jeff Hardy and John Cena brawl in one corner. Randy Orton and Chris Jericho brawl on the other corner and Rey Mysterio and RVD brawl in the middle of the ring. John Cena throws Jeff Hardy over the rope but Jeff hangs on. John Cena doesn't see and goes over to the corner were both John Cena and Randy Orton beat down Chris Jericho in the corner. Jeff Hardy then runs and takes all 3 of them down in the corner. RVD then runs at all four with a big splash and then Rey Mysterio runs at hits a drop-kick onto the back of RVD sending him into John Cena, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton and Chris Jericho. RVD stumbles out of the corner and Rey Mysterio drop kicks the knee of RVD. RVD lands in the ropes and Rey Mysterio hits a massive 619. RVD gets picked up by Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy helps and the first elimination goes to RVD.
RVD has been eliminated by Rey Mysterio
Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio then team up and take out John Cena. Jeff Hardy goes high and Rey Mysterio goes low and works on the leg. Randy Orton runs at Jeff Hardy and takes him down with a clothesline and Chris Jericho hits the Codebreaker on Rey Mysterio. Randy Orton hits the RKO on Chris Jericho. Jeff Hardy gets up and hits the twist of fate on Randy Orton. John Cena gets up and Attitude Adjusts Jeff Hardy. John Cena walks over to the smaller man in the match, Rey Mysterio and throws him over but Rey hangs on. John Cena trys to kick Rey Mysterio of the apron but Rey hangs on. Jeff Hardy runs at John Cena with a big punch but John Cena moves and Jeff Hardy punches Rey and accidentally eliminates him.
Rey Mysterio has been eliminated by Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio argue as Jeff Hardy trys to explain to Rey what happened. John Cena runs and throws Jeff Hardy over the top rope. The referee announces that Jeff Hardy landed on Rey Mysterio and only 1 foot hit the floor even though his on the outside. Jeff Hardy keeps the foot up and hops to the steel steps. He gets back in the ring and ducks a clothesline from John Cena and hits a twist of fate on him. Randy Orton takes Jeff Hardy out while Chris Jericho runs and hits the lionsault on John Cena who is down. Randy Orton then hits the RKO on Jeff Hardy and Chris Jericho runs at him. Randy Orton and Chris Jericho both fight and they both end up going over the top rope when they clothesline each other straight onto the ring apron and out of the ring. They start to throw punches at each other and John Cena runs at both of them and knocks both Randy Orton and Chris Jericho off the apron and onto the outside of the ring.
Randy Orton has been Eliminated by John Cena
Chris Jericho has been Eliminated by John Cena
John Cena looks over at Jeff Hardy who is down and John Cena runs at him and starts chucking punches at him. John Cena picks him up and slams him down to mat. John Cena climbs to the top rope and hits the five knuckle shuffle on him. Jeff Hardy gets up and John Cena goes to Attitude Adjust him over the top rope but Jeff Hardy hangs on and elbows John Cena in the head. John Cena drops Jeff Hardy onto the mat and Hardy kicks John in the guts and chucks him over the top rope.
Winner = Jeff Hardy
Joey Styles
Impressive win by Jeff Hardy. Join us next week for more, Velocity!