This forum....

[Crocker]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=300043

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Truth. Not that it matters but I didn't care about the alts. It was the obsessive John Cena ranting/trolling that irked me. I don't care about the guy one way or the other. I will contribute positively to your threads in your attempt to be released. Best of luck Crocker.

 

[L@RISANO]

Interesting thread, I must say.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

A good read to say the least. Been a while since the prison was entertaining.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Been awhile since we had a good ole prison riot.

 

[The Brain]

Okay. My alts are : ProWrestlingFan, CMPunker, MexicanMarkHenry, Jackiz Kirey, and probably forgetting a few others.. I don't remember all of them.

At first I joined this forum to troll because I was bored as fuck, so Jackiz Kirey and Mexican Mark Henry got banned.. and PWF got sent to prison, so I just left for a while. Then I randomly decided to start lurking after a few months, noticed how many people defend Cena no matter what.. so I made a few other accounts to legitimately try to argue with the Cena fans. Pretty sure im missing a lot of alts; i remember one time I made like 5 in one day and they all got banned because I wanted to get the last word in.

I forgot about you. I think I banned many of your alts.

 

[nightmare]

Since you were finally honest, I guess you get a prize. You can choose a slightly used llama or a starring role in my remake of Double Dragon. Full disclosure: the llama may be dead & the role is not really a movie per say. Its just you getting fingerblasted by two Asian midgets behind a Gamestop while a homeless guy eats stale popcorn.

Still, its your choice.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Once a troll always a troll I guess

Says the guy who sig doesn't work when I click on it!

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Does nobody find it concerning that this guy has been trolling the forums all around the web for at least 5 fucking years? Like what the fuck man thats just weird. Maybe you have other issues that have made you do it but still bruh where the fuck is the sense in creating multiple accounts just to piss people off/ You remind me of the sort of guy whos going to run into a school and shoot a fucker up.



Fuck you

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I've missed a lot, haven't I?

I love the appeals to gather a social justice army on Wrestlingforum and Reddit, the former being one of the worst sites I have ever had the experience of being on.

 

[enviousdominous]

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[Lee]

Yes, idiot. That's why I'm saying Check Crocker's ip and check mine ip and if we ever logged in with the same then ban both of us....which is not possible because HE IS NOT MY FUCKING "ALT".

Say whaaaaaaaa?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

It would be a huge plot twist if enviousdominous was another alt of his. It would make sense after the Cena/Tenta situation.

 

[Rayne]

I've missed a lot, haven't I?

I love the appeals to gather a social justice army on Wrestlingforum and Reddit, the former being one of the worst sites I have ever had the experience of being on.

It's been a pretty funny past couple of days in here. Did you reach the part where JCPM's balls shriveled up like raisins when SlyFox posted how he knew about his alts and proxy?

Also, on that note, how fucking severe must your message board problem be if you're sixteen years old and paying for a proxy server to make alt accounts on message boards? Part of me hopes he was at least launching DDoS attacks or browsing child porn, instead of just having an inability to leave where he's not wanted.

 

[nightmare]

The fact he craves so much attention and needs validation from others this bad is disturbing. The guy was using another account just to agree with himself & took to another forum trying to expose how terrible we are. All this in an attempt at gaining some small shred of agreement from anyone who would listen to his ramblings.


Your terms of release should be changed to include you having to post a statement on the other forum advising everyone you are full of shit. Hell, I dont even think you should be released because clearly you cannot follow any rules, nor can anyone trust your words after this sad display of dual personalities.


Best advice? Logoff the internet. Go outside & do some self evaluation. Keeping up a charade like this, over multiple years & accounts, just to post on the internet is not healthy. Especially not when you get to the point at which you talk to yourself in order to pretend you have an ally for some imaginary cause.

 

[enviousdominous]

It would be a huge plot twist if enviousdominous was another alt of his. It would make sense after the Cena/Tenta situation.

Rest assured that my alts are merely every other account on this website that isn't a mod, admin, yourself or part of the Crocker collective.

 

[Slyfox696]

Okay. My alts are : ProWrestlingFan, CMPunker, MexicanMarkHenry, Jackiz Kirey, and probably forgetting a few others.. I don't remember all of them.

At first I joined this forum to troll because I was bored as fuck, so Jackiz Kirey and Mexican Mark Henry got banned.. and PWF got sent to prison, so I just left for a while. Then I randomly decided to start lurking after a few months, noticed how many people defend Cena no matter what.. so I made a few other accounts to legitimately try to argue with the Cena fans. Pretty sure im missing a lot of alts; i remember one time I made like 5 in one day and they all got banned because I wanted to get the last word in.

Oh and I hate moles was another alt

You do have other alts, but they never posted more than a couple of posts, so I can forgive you for forgetting them.

All right, the deal is accepted. And just to show you I mean what I say with this deal, I went ahead and restored your name to Crocker. If you wish for something different, you'll have to request it if/when you are released from Prison.

You have at LEAST one month of quality posting ahead of you before I'll consider your release. Best of luck to you.

Also, when I first started here Sly hated me (probably still does) and I even did a stint in the prison. Now, I'd like to think that I've become a quality poster that contributes to the forum.

No offense, but I don't really remember you. On the bright side, that obviously means I didn't hate you, probably just thought you were stupid.

WHAT THE FUCK!!?

What's the matter?

 

[Lee]

I get $20 a month, two indy DVDs and Isenberg's phone number.

I got that off the back of a public toilet stall.

 

[Bill Lesnar]

The fact he craves so much attention and needs validation from others this bad is disturbing. The guy was using another account just to agree with himself & took to another forum trying to expose how terrible we are. All this in an attempt at gaining some small shred of agreement from anyone who would listen to his ramblings.


Your terms of release should be changed to include you having to post a statement on the other forum advising everyone you are full of shit. Hell, I dont even think you should be released because clearly you cannot follow any rules, nor can anyone trust your words after this sad display of dual personalities.


Best advice? Logoff the internet. Go outside & do some self evaluation. Keeping up a charade like this, over multiple years & accounts, just to post on the internet is not healthy. Especially not when you get to the point at which you talk to yourself in order to pretend you have an ally for some imaginary cause.

fuck you're a loser.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Thanks for proving that drawing money isn't related to being entertaining.

Thats quite funny

 

[nightmare]

fuck you're a loser.

...says the guy who defines "Low Impact" by making comeback threads on a wrestling forum prison in his spare time, hoping that his gimmick wasn't forgotten.



Thanks for stopping by, Mrs. Lesnar.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

...says the guy who defines "Low Impact" by making comeback threads on a wrestling forum prison in his spare time, hoping that his gimmick wasn't forgotten.



Thanks for stopping by, Mrs. Lesnar.

I've been wondering all week long where on earth Bill Lesnar has been amongst all the riots

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I've never seen Bill Lesnar this angry.

My late teenagehood is ruined.

 

[enviousdominous]

What's the matter?

The word "jealousy" comes to mind.

 

[Bill Lesnar]

...says the guy who defines "Low Impact" by making comeback threads on a wrestling forum prison in his spare time, hoping that his gimmick wasn't forgotten.



Thanks for stopping by, Mrs. Lesnar.

Are you still being hopelessly ignored in 'Sam's Thread of Chattin'?



You're a total loser dude.