Fuck you all. Is that the note I should start the thread on? No. Probably not. But I want to be brief. If the WWE can fit a month of television into three minutes, I can fit the point of three meandering paragraphs into three words, dammit. Sully is a goldmine with a gift for conveying his experience though words that so few are able to replicate. While most of us bar flies simply face-palm and make brief wisecracks out of one another, Sully makes this shit look good. He may be the single most entertaining poster on WrestleZone and has my nomination and vote for Poster of the Year. Pledge your allegiance here.
The Official Sully Appreciation Thread
- Thread starter Coco
- Start date
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
Young Sullyington is certainly one of a kind.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
(wisecrack #1) Fuck that.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
His racism is like, spot on perfection.
That's because the best posters aren't playing a character.
Constipated Badger Bottom
Pre-Show Stalwart
The Bar Room wouldn't be the Bar Room without our young Sully
Sully's not an idiot. He's young and experimenting with things like the 9/11 truth movement and other such doodads. All he's looking for is an identity. Why people begrudge a youngster a healthy part of his adolescence is beyond me.
And really, the guy can spin a story. He's going to be a force as an adult.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
I'm still on the record as calling him on a future run as a serial killer, right?
Taker Sucks
Occasional Pre-Show
(((((Whoa with all this loving going around..... are you blowing Sully cause thats illegal and wrong of course
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Coco probably would've sided with you, on just about anything, prior to you calling him a pederast. You killed a potential alliance.... good job.
You're probably right. I already have the first city I plan to slaughter...Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
On a completely unrelated note, what's your address? Just wondering, you see I'm doing a project for school and a need a bunch of random addresses, anything would help really.
Oooh, I'm terrified.
But feel free to look up 70 Bobolink Road. I am intensely curious as to what you will do.
Constipated Badger Bottom
Pre-Show Stalwart
He's going to come to your house wearing only a bow tie and a thong while singing "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt
Jesus Christ, does everyone on that road use the same recycling bin? Is this actually your road or did you give me an address to a middle school. If so, which house is yours? I hope it's the one with the red and blue fire hydrant.
You're lucky that you live so close to a middle school though...I'm not allowed to anymore.
Some poor middle school is about to have a surprise pizza party...with extra anchovies.
