ROUND ONE: The Flash & Zero vs. The Terminator & Michael Knight

[The Doctor]

ROUND ONE

In this star-studded final fight of the first round, DC's fastest, The Flash, teams with one of the strongest reploids in the Mega Man universe, Zero. However, they'll have their work cut out for them when 80's icons The Terminator and Michael Knight team up to take them out. Can Terminator and Knight withstand the speed and firepower, or will The Flash and Zero run into the next round?

FIGHT!​

 

[JGlass]

Fuck The Flash, and fuck Zero. Terminator could take them out alone.

I'd love to see The Flash charging straight forward at Terminator only to eat a face-full of sawed-off shotgun shells. Even if The Flash manages to use his speed to dodge the bullets, he'd likely be within range for Terminator to break his neck with some well placed punches and kicks. Yes, Flash has the speed to block some of those attacks, but Terminator is just too damn powerful for Flash to be able to parry the blows without taking some damage.

And let's not forget that Michael Knight and KITT are part of this too. Zero will be helpless to KITT's ability to jam an electrical signal. Additionally, KITT can track the movement of anybody near the car by using microscanners. KITT can track Flash's movements and transfer this data to Terminator, allowing Terminator to know Flash's next move before Flash does.

Zero will be rendered helpless as soon as the fight begins, and from there KITT and Terminator have all the tools necessary to stopping The Flash.

 

[GI Cake]

JGlass doesn't quite understand The Flash, but that's okay.

By the time Zero turns on his laser sword, Flash would have had the time to dismantle and turn Terminator and KITT into spare parts. Super powered cars and beefed up robots are just a regular Friday for Flash.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Talk about the speed of Flash all you want, talk about how he can zoom in super fast and take the Terminator apart. He isn't strong enough to rip him apart. All Barry Allen is going to do is grab hold of the Terminator, latching the perfect killing machine to him, and Allen will proceed to have his ass literally fisted by Terminator. While KITT and Knight run Zero over, Terminator beats The Flash by rectal damage due to cyborg ass fisting.

 

[Bernkastel]

Fuck Barry Allen, I'm using Wally West. Speedforce + Infinite Mass Punch = Team 2 dies horribly. Not only that, but Zero could just as easily blitz and kill both. KITT and T-800 are both reinforced to the max, but they aren't made out of adamantium or some shit that's hard to cut through. It would just take a bit more force, but it's not like either Flash or Zero have handled and beaten worse... because they have... allot worse.

Team 1 in a stomp.

 

[justinsayne]

It's funny how much you clown shoes underestimate Flash's powers, Flash could easily take out Terminator, how you may ask, simple with a little thing called the Infinite mass punch. Flash can focus the Speed Force's extra-dimensional energies into one massive punch; when used in practiced this punch pushed a metahuman from one continent to another. Add to that his ability to simply phase through solid objects including any bullets flying at him, & his ability to run through time. Once Terminator is out of the picture Micheal Knight has no chance with or without KITT.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Fuck using the Terminator from the movies, I'm using the Terminator from my super sexy fan fic where he is fifty feet tall, has mind melting powers, and is completely indestructible. Fifty feet tall + super mind melting powers = Team 1 is fucking dead. Not only that but David Hasselhoff could totally grow his chest hairs out and strangle Zero. It isn't like he never hooked up with Pamela Anderson and survived hepatitis...that is much worse.

 

[GI Cake]

For all the Flash nay-sayers, I present you the most defining reason why Flash turns Terminator and KITT to scrap.

Meet Amazo

Amazo, like the Terminator, is an Android. However, Amazo has powers and capabilities far beyond any Terminator unit. He can emulate, and replicate powers of any metahuman he sees. He has copied super-strength, durability, Green Lantern power rings, and heat vision. Wanna know what happened when he got into a fight with The Flash?

Yup, Flash dodged all of Amazo's attacks (phased through one as well so goodbye Terminator vice grip) and ripped Amazo's systems right out of his brain.

This shouldn't even be a close match.