Road to Redemption and Rehabilitation Starts Here.

[Spidey Revivey]

Crocker gives me a Tim Rule boner. js

 

[Rayne]

It all makes sense now. Brock doesn't care about money, someone planted the drugs on Jeff Hardy, and Batista tripped, fell, and landed inside Melina.

 

[Navi]

How is Crocker at such a young age (16) the holder of all this backstage information that no one else seems to know? And it must be very secret information because when asked for proof he doesn't provide it.

So to everyone it's a need to know, and he'll have to kill you if he tells you.

 

[Rayne]

He knows that John Cena uses backstage politics because John Cena uses backstage politics; therefore, John Cena uses backstage politics.

It's basically Aristotle's Law of Identity. As written by an idiot.

 

[John McCass]

Cena used backstage politics to get Crocker imprisoned here.

 

[BaconBits]

Crocker has come back to whine about Cena, and Cena isn't going to be around wrestling at all for a couple months.

I think he's trying to make sure we don't forget about Cena being awesome.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Breaking News: John Cena used his own pocket book to end world hunger. Chided by Crocker for only doing it for publicity purposes, he was forced to take all the food back and leave everyone to starve.

Special Report: Matt Hardy has disappeared. He was last seen lurking around the massive discarded pile of food wasted by John Cena (that asshole), but has since gone missing.

Extra Special Report: John Cena's discarded pile of "fuck you starving kids" food has disappeared.

 

[John McCass]

Is there a "Backstage Politics" sub-reddit?