Request A Haiku

[GI Cake]

I thought this would be a fun game. Request a Haiku about anything and I'll give you a poorly done, and probably improper haiku.

 

[ABMorales787]

A haiku on monkeys riding dogs please.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

A haiku of Sally overcoming KB in the WZPT please.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

A haiku about chicken & waffles

 

[smizzy]

When Yaz saw you naked.

 

[Bernkastel]

A haiku about writing haiku's.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

A haiku about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

 

[JamJam]

A haiku about requesting a haiku.

 

[Dirk]

The difference between probability manipulation and telekinesis

 

[GI Cake]

A haiku on monkeys riding dogs please.

Monkeys are on dogs
It is a really cute sight
They think they are people

A haiku of Sally overcoming KB in the WZPT please.

Sally has girl parts
I think, I am not too sure
Better than big brows

A haiku about chicken & waffles

Chicken and waffles
There is chicken and waffles
Chicken and waffles

When Yaz saw you naked.

Woops left skype chat open
Yaz got to see my long dong
It punches kidneys

A haiku about writing haiku's.

Haiku posted these
As a gimmick it was great
I can't write for shit

A haiku about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Is that a gun, dick?
I only brought this short knife
Shit I will get shot

The difference between probability manipulation and telekinesis

Jean Grey can lift shit
Scarlet Witch can't lift much shit
She's pretty lucky

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Write a haiku about Greg and Rob...I mean Object. No one will understand them but us, but I want to hear.

 

[Con T.]

Not awful, I'd say
I'm sure when Uncle Sam sees
He's gonna be pissed