Blue Chipper
Shapeshifting Humanoid
Craigslist missed connections. Has to be. Basically, it is a forum for users to try to speak out to and find the people that they've met/seen that they believe they have (or could have) a connection with. Anonymity + personal intimate thoughts + thirst/lust = some of the most cringe-worthy, sad stuff on the internet.
Recent evidence:
I'm actually surprised at the activity that these sections have; in any given location-based missed connection section, about 10+ entries are posted a day. (That's what I observed anyway.) Some are probably troll jobs, but most of them appear creepily genuine to me.
Well, if you ever need your dose of cringe (and entertainment), you know where it's served. If you had on a small blue dress at Walmart the other day, and gazed at me sexually at the checkout, send me a PM. Thanks.
Recent evidence:
Honey I dont expect somebody like you would be on a filthy forum like this and if you were I dont know if youd remember me I drove that truck parked out front I saw you checking out baby doll I would take you anywhere in that Chevy I held the door for you I wont get into details here Im very married and I dont know your situation if nothing else know you are amazingly sexy your walk your talk if I could be so lucky
I was in the restroom with you today at work (8 - 12 - 14). I was in the first stall and you were in the second. It was about 02:35 p.m. and after you got off your phone call, I could tell you were pleasuring yourself and you were in there a long time. I was too and I wanted you to invite me over. At the very least I wish I would have said something "inviting". As you left, I tried to catch a glimpse of who you were but missed it. Email me back if you think this is you and let's have some no strings fun.
You had a pink outfit, driving a grey Taurus. You are beautiful!!!!would like to take you out, if you available.
When I was at the Kroger Gas Station today, you were pumping gas, I saw you look at me and our eyes locked for a minute then as if we were ashamed we both looked away. I noticed you kept looking back at me and I think you knew I was looking at you.. Before I knew it you had finished and got back in your car, but smiled at me as you drove away... I wish I had said atleast hello. Maybe I can get another chance soon.
I'm actually surprised at the activity that these sections have; in any given location-based missed connection section, about 10+ entries are posted a day. (That's what I observed anyway.) Some are probably troll jobs, but most of them appear creepily genuine to me.
Well, if you ever need your dose of cringe (and entertainment), you know where it's served. If you had on a small blue dress at Walmart the other day, and gazed at me sexually at the checkout, send me a PM. Thanks.