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Ummm, I have a question, I thought when sting beat joe for the world title I thought they put it in the contract that they would never face each other again, so why did they wrestle?
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Ummm, I have a question, I thought when sting beat joe for the world title I thought they put it in the contract that they would never face each other again, so why did they wrestle?
I managed to make it all the way through this week. No idea why. It wasn't very good.
Am I the only one disappointed by the lack of Brutus Magnus? How dare TNA make us invest so deeply into a character, make us care so much, make us hang on his every word and movement and then leave him off the show. He is TNA's true gladiator, and we believe in him.
So Jarrett came out and said AJ could be captain. AJ said no, Jeff can be captain. Well done Jeff, you have the privilege of adding one person to your team. Judging by how TNA have been putting their last creative spark and investing so much emotion in him, I'm supposing that the fourth member of the team will be Brutus Magnus. He will make us believe in wrestling again.
AJ's promo was structured and fluent. It pissed on Steiner and Jarrett's efforts. Steiner, of course, was trying to persuade Jeff to join the MEM. He'll obviously turn on his team in Lethal Lockdown. Called it. Oh, and Daniels' name got a good pop. In my notes (oh yeah; I make notes) I have just written down "ugh". About sums it up.
The Mafia's weekly promo was nicely repetitive. As in, we got a good Angle promo. But they're so consistently good that they've lost all meaning. Then they do some "go team!" stuff. Nice. Nice.
Abdul Bashir - who was banished from TNA by Joe recently - has united a middle eastern team of him and... three Japanese guys. O... K. They then take on LAX and Lethal Consequences in an eight-man match. No idea why. 'Cos it's fuckin' TNA - that's why! I see Hernandez has his briefcase. He'll take the belt off Sting at Lockdown, much to Foley's amusement. Mark my words. Consequences did the job to Bashir at the end of a meh match.
Then the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen happen. This was better even than the "Abyss thinks he's people!" moments. Stevie Richards beat up Abyss on a sofa, accompanied by much squealing and, if I'm not mistaken, pleasurable grunting. Fan-fucking-tastic. Please sir, may I have some more?
Beer Money saved Team 3D from one of the MEM's security guards and Samoa Joe. What do you mean that's not Samoa Joe, it's just the really fucking fat MEM security guard? Silly me. It was the huge tits that threw me. Those things are mesmerising. TNA: home of the best man boobs you ever will see. Yeah, anyway. I kinda popped for Beer Money turning tweener. Tweeners rule.
Joe was hiding in the shadows. It's a shame he looks such a right tit (and has a pair of great tits) because his promo abilities have increased... ever so slightly. Not really though. I'd like to see Joe/Foley. I don't care if it happened in ROH - that doesn't count!
Steiner/AJ. If this is anything like Booker/AJ, they'll repeat it an extra fifteen times and then put it out on PPV. Dull match. AJ loses the advantage for his team... but doesn't. I don't know, they didn't explain the concept behind this match at all.
Then Sting and Joe have about three minutes at the end. Samoa Joe looks like what would happen if Santa Claus received chemotherapy and had a mental breakdown as a result. Also, just so I can be hurtful enough so if he reads this he might drop some weight, I will henceforth refer to Samoa Joe as Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits. So, Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits got in some OK offence. It looked like shit though, because he's no longer Samoa Joe, but Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits. Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits got DQ'd. Like he does every fucking match he's in.
Booker T came down and then got beat down by Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits. Sharmell then got kidnapped by Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits. The fans chanted "TNA!". No idea why. Maybe they thought rape was going to ensue. TNA fans must like rape; that's the conclusion I have drawn. The sick fucks.
Oh, and then they advertised the TNA UK Tour... which already happened in January. I don't mind though. It brought back the fantastic memories I have of seeing Brutus Magnus live. It was so emotional for everyone there that we were completely numb to everything else the rest of the show. It was a high I can never hope to accomplish again. Not even by watching Big Ol' Jiggly Tiggly Tits.
where in the hell is brutus magnus lol
Thank you Marty! Although I'd appreciate if you didn't think it was funny. This is no laughing matter. TNA has invested so much time and effort into both creating and maintaining Magnus' characters - as well as getting him intensely over with the fans, accessing us on such an emotional level - that it's incredible they leave him off TV.
I can only assume that they're finally doing the smart thing and saving him for the PPV, where he'll make the run in save for Team Jarrett.
They are going to the trouble of staging a tag team tourney just to have a Beer Money vs Team 3D rematch, again, I don't know why.
The shows are interesting and it's definitely russo helping out with the writing because there's nothing "awful" and "cringeworthY" that makes no sense.. i mean, compare thes hows today with the shows back in 2005 when they first landed on spike. there was nothing interesting back then. now, there are actual stories and things that keep you intrigued. all the pretapes are done well..