Raw 4/30/12
Wow, this was a god-awful edition of Monday Night Raw. On to my take on the show...
The opening of the show saw the signature open with "MONDAY NIGHT RAW STARRING BROCK LESNAR." I thought to myself that this could be the start of something awesome; kinda like how the nWo took over Monday Nitro for a while and renamed it. But nope, HHH comes out and tells Brock like it is. All of the demands Brock made to Johnny Ace have been voided. This leads to an assault by Brock on HHH and ends in him "breaking" his arm with the Kimura lock. Good spot in the show, I just wish it were John Cena on the receiving end. More on that later.
Eve comes out and announces a Beat the Clock challenge to determine the #1 contender for the WWE title in 3 weeks. 3 weeks? Really? How the hell do you build to a PPV in 3 weeks time? They really need to scrap some of these "tweener" PPVs. In any event, I already knew that the eventual winner would be a heel since Punk is a face.
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #1
Miz def Santino (non-title match)
I didn't give Santino a chance in hell here; especially since he already has the US title. At the same time, I knew Miz wouldn't win the BTC challenge because of his massive losing streak and supposed heat with the upper brass. Miz got the SCF and scored the win; getting back on the winning track. Good for him.
Triple Threat match for the Divas Title
Layla (c) def Nikki Bella and Brie Bella
What a damn joke and insult this was. Layla gets the victory in Sheamus-like fashion; possibly setting a record for a women's match. King made a comment in jest "too bad this isn't a Beat the Clock match!" I couldn't have agreed more. As far as I'm concerned, the main event at Over the Limit is CM Punk VS Layla. On the plus side, the Bella Twins were "fired" by Eve afterwards. Less dead weight to carry around. Now if only they would fire Hornswoggle...
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #2
Chris Jericho VS Big Show fight to a no-contest
I figured Jericho would win this match, but not the challenge since he has already gotten 2 consecutive title shots in as many months. Good action in the ring, but the ending was botched by the referee IMO. I believe the ending was supposed to have Jericho winning by countout with 1-2 seconds still on the clock, but the referee had his back to the clock, lost track of time, and didn't reach a 10-count before the clock ran out. They ended up doing the right thing and kept Miz in the driver's seat.
Brodus Clay VS JTG
Brodus Clay's elaborated dancing at the start of every match and overexposure is starting to get on my nerves. Not to mention the fact his squash matches are getting boring. We know what he can do against no-names, now let's see him in a real feud. PLEASE.
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #3
Randy Orton def Jack Swagger
An easy to predict matchup on paper. Orton gets the victory and takes the lead in the BTC Challenge. But again, knowing a heel had to come out of this BTC challenge, I knew Orton would not hold the winning time.
Tag Team Title Match
Kofi/R-Truth def Primo/Epico (c)
An unexpected surprise here as new Tag Team champions are crowned. The tag division is still an utter joke, but at least two credible stars are holding the belts now. I would much rather see a true TEAM holding the titles rather than two thrown together singles wrestlers, but Primo/Epico simply get NO crowd reaction and I could have cared less about them.
BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE #4
Kane and Khali fight to a no-contest
Knowing that a heel would come out the victor, I again penciled in Kane as the favorite. Scratch that, I put Kane in with a sharpie. Who the hell seriously thought Khali would get a WWE title shot? In any event, the no-contest doesn't bother me one bit.
BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE #5
Daniel Bryan def Jerry Lawler
Wow, I have so much to say about this. I was excited and disappointed at the same time. First things first, with Randy Orton leading at the time, I already knew that Bryan was going to win this match given that he is a heel. Disappointed by knowing the outcome ahead of time but ELATED knowing that we will be getting an awesome WWE Title match in 3 weeks. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see D-Bry walk out as the new champion. Secondly, JERRY LAWLER? REALLY? Was WWE so short-staffed tonight that they had to bring out the King here? If Vegas had odds on this match, I would have bet my life savings on the Yes-man.
In the final segment, Cena and Johnny Ace discuss Cena's next opponent. Lord Tensai(?!) comes down to the ring and I begin the gag cycle in my stomach, until JL suddenly assaults Cena from behind and smashes his arm with a steel chair outside the ring. He announces that he will face Cena at OTL. Again, REALLY? Unless there are some heavy stipulations involved, nobody in their right mind is going to give John L a chance in a straight up wrestling match with Cena. I can only hope Cena actually does take some time off so this matchup doesn't happen.
Final Thoughts
Predictability and stupidity ran rampant tonight in a vast majority of the matches and segments. Also, WWE's refusal to give the Divas more than 1 minute per match has come back to bite them in the ass tonight. The main event at Over the Limit should be CM Punk VS Layla; not Daniel Bryan (jk). I was happy to see that a Brock/HHH feud is starting to develop. Those two should put on a hell of a contest.
Wow, this was a god-awful edition of Monday Night Raw. On to my take on the show...
The opening of the show saw the signature open with "MONDAY NIGHT RAW STARRING BROCK LESNAR." I thought to myself that this could be the start of something awesome; kinda like how the nWo took over Monday Nitro for a while and renamed it. But nope, HHH comes out and tells Brock like it is. All of the demands Brock made to Johnny Ace have been voided. This leads to an assault by Brock on HHH and ends in him "breaking" his arm with the Kimura lock. Good spot in the show, I just wish it were John Cena on the receiving end. More on that later.
Eve comes out and announces a Beat the Clock challenge to determine the #1 contender for the WWE title in 3 weeks. 3 weeks? Really? How the hell do you build to a PPV in 3 weeks time? They really need to scrap some of these "tweener" PPVs. In any event, I already knew that the eventual winner would be a heel since Punk is a face.
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #1
Miz def Santino (non-title match)
I didn't give Santino a chance in hell here; especially since he already has the US title. At the same time, I knew Miz wouldn't win the BTC challenge because of his massive losing streak and supposed heat with the upper brass. Miz got the SCF and scored the win; getting back on the winning track. Good for him.
Triple Threat match for the Divas Title
Layla (c) def Nikki Bella and Brie Bella
What a damn joke and insult this was. Layla gets the victory in Sheamus-like fashion; possibly setting a record for a women's match. King made a comment in jest "too bad this isn't a Beat the Clock match!" I couldn't have agreed more. As far as I'm concerned, the main event at Over the Limit is CM Punk VS Layla. On the plus side, the Bella Twins were "fired" by Eve afterwards. Less dead weight to carry around. Now if only they would fire Hornswoggle...
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #2
Chris Jericho VS Big Show fight to a no-contest
I figured Jericho would win this match, but not the challenge since he has already gotten 2 consecutive title shots in as many months. Good action in the ring, but the ending was botched by the referee IMO. I believe the ending was supposed to have Jericho winning by countout with 1-2 seconds still on the clock, but the referee had his back to the clock, lost track of time, and didn't reach a 10-count before the clock ran out. They ended up doing the right thing and kept Miz in the driver's seat.
Brodus Clay VS JTG
Brodus Clay's elaborated dancing at the start of every match and overexposure is starting to get on my nerves. Not to mention the fact his squash matches are getting boring. We know what he can do against no-names, now let's see him in a real feud. PLEASE.
BEAT THE CLOCK MATCH #3
Randy Orton def Jack Swagger
An easy to predict matchup on paper. Orton gets the victory and takes the lead in the BTC Challenge. But again, knowing a heel had to come out of this BTC challenge, I knew Orton would not hold the winning time.
Tag Team Title Match
Kofi/R-Truth def Primo/Epico (c)
An unexpected surprise here as new Tag Team champions are crowned. The tag division is still an utter joke, but at least two credible stars are holding the belts now. I would much rather see a true TEAM holding the titles rather than two thrown together singles wrestlers, but Primo/Epico simply get NO crowd reaction and I could have cared less about them.
BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE #4
Kane and Khali fight to a no-contest
Knowing that a heel would come out the victor, I again penciled in Kane as the favorite. Scratch that, I put Kane in with a sharpie. Who the hell seriously thought Khali would get a WWE title shot? In any event, the no-contest doesn't bother me one bit.
BEAT THE CLOCK CHALLENGE #5
Daniel Bryan def Jerry Lawler
Wow, I have so much to say about this. I was excited and disappointed at the same time. First things first, with Randy Orton leading at the time, I already knew that Bryan was going to win this match given that he is a heel. Disappointed by knowing the outcome ahead of time but ELATED knowing that we will be getting an awesome WWE Title match in 3 weeks. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see D-Bry walk out as the new champion. Secondly, JERRY LAWLER? REALLY? Was WWE so short-staffed tonight that they had to bring out the King here? If Vegas had odds on this match, I would have bet my life savings on the Yes-man.
In the final segment, Cena and Johnny Ace discuss Cena's next opponent. Lord Tensai(?!) comes down to the ring and I begin the gag cycle in my stomach, until JL suddenly assaults Cena from behind and smashes his arm with a steel chair outside the ring. He announces that he will face Cena at OTL. Again, REALLY? Unless there are some heavy stipulations involved, nobody in their right mind is going to give John L a chance in a straight up wrestling match with Cena. I can only hope Cena actually does take some time off so this matchup doesn't happen.
Final Thoughts
Predictability and stupidity ran rampant tonight in a vast majority of the matches and segments. Also, WWE's refusal to give the Divas more than 1 minute per match has come back to bite them in the ass tonight. The main event at Over the Limit should be CM Punk VS Layla; not Daniel Bryan (jk). I was happy to see that a Brock/HHH feud is starting to develop. Those two should put on a hell of a contest.