WWE Raw Supershow - April 2, 2012
Big Johnny Addresses The Roster - This was a short but good way to start Raw off. JL was backstage before the assembled majority of the WWE roster. He wasn't over the top or really rubbing it in, he just sort of told it like it is and flexed his GM muscles a little. He booked a US title match in which Santino goes against Ziggler & Swagger. Punk then steps up and reignites his personal feud with Big Johnny and, as a result, is booked to defend his title against Mark Henry. I like that they showed that JL, of course, isn't exactly going to be impartial without trying to go overboard here. Nice way to start the show off and it puts Punk right smack in the middle of an uphill struggle against Big Johnny. Thumbs Up
The Rock - The Rock came out to a MASSIVE pop from the live Miami crowd and put on one of the most overall enjoyable promos he's given since he came back. The Rock seemed...I dunno..more likeable here than he has been. He put over John Cena's attempt at WM and, surprisingly, didn't rub in the fact that he won the match. The live crowd was white hot, I mean they were just digging every single thing Rock was doing or saying. Rock's declaration that he'll be WWE Champion someday has already got the rumor mill started that he'll be going after the title at WrestleMania 29, which doesn't bother me at all as it'll have everyone guessing and wondering how the build will go and who it'll be against. Thumbs Up
1. Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger for the WWE United States Championship - An overall decent match that went exactly as I expected it to. The match told a solid story with the heels working together to mostly dominate Santino before ultimately turning on each other. Again, the live crowd is just super hot and created an atmosphere that only served to heighten this match. Ziggler & Swagger do turn on each other, as predicted, and allows Santino to get the victory after striking Swagger with the Cobra. Santino retains at the 7 minute mark. Not a great match, but it was well booked and made sense. Ziggler didn't take the loss and still gave the impression that Santino'd be no match for him in a one on one setting. **
2. Alex Riley vs. Lord Tensai - This was a 3 minute squash match in which Tensai dominated Riley the entire time. I like that WWE acknowledged Tensai's, AKA Prince Albert's, past involvement with WWE without actually mentioning his past gimmick. Tensai looked solid and dominant, delivering some nice powerful, high impact moves. He looks powerful, though he's not a gym rat. He's a little pudgy but he's got a lot of muscle under the pudge. After a bit, the ref stops the match as Riley just can't continue. Post match, Tensai spits Green Mist onto his hand and puts Riley in the claw. Nothing fantastic about his debut but it was ok. *1/2
3. CM Punk vs. Mark Henry for the WWE Championship - I thought this was a great match, far better than I was expecting. They were given lots of time and told a helluva story. Henry was the dominant and near unstoppable monster that we've gotten used to seeing, moreso than he's been in the past few months. His smack talk to Punk while he was beating him down was great and he just looked like a human juggernaut. The crowd was massively into the match and rallied behind Punk. Punk sold his injured back incredibly well and looked like a courageous & determined champion. He had a strong comeback and made the match competetive. The end comes surprisngly clean when Punk goes for the bulldog out of the corner. Henry counters in what looks like a back suplex attempt but instead tosses Punk over the top rope. Henry drops down, dazed & hurt from Punk's flurry of offense, while Punk struggles to get back into the ring. Punk is counted out, his injured back preventing him from getting back into the ring in time. Henry wins via count out at the 13 minute mark. After Henry recovers his senses sufficiently, he realizes he hasn't won the title and heads outside to take his frustration out on Punk. He pulls him up and delivers the World's Strongest Slam onto the floor, with Punk continuing to do a great job of selling the effects of the move. Henry walks back, leaving Punk physically decimated. Post match, Big Johnny & David Otunga walks out on the stage and JL addresses Punk. He says that Punk defending the WWE Championship on Raw is going to become more frequent and that he sees dark days ahead of him. This was a great match that accomplished several things: The way it ended and the way that Henry just physically overpowered nearly everything Punk threw at him made him look like the monster we're used to seeing. It also sets up a possible return match as Henry definitely established himself as a threat. The match made Punk look like a courageous, fighting champion and the ending with Big Johnny reaffirmed that he's got it in for Punk. ***1/2
Jericho Strikes - Just as JL finishes on stage, Jericho's voice is heard on the microphone and he comes out through the crowd, taunting a decimated Punk on the floor. Jericho mentiones Punk's family issues again before going and pulling out a bottle of what looks like Jack Daniels. He pours the bottle over Punk, still taunting him before going and getting another one. This one, he breaks over the back of Punk's head. It broke a little too easily, but the live crowd still ate it up and gasped like they were supposed to. It was kind of funny seeing Jericho slip in the booze as he was trying ot dropkick Punk on the ground. I thought I heard a little "You fucked up" chant. Jericho looked despicable here and I'm glad to see that this feud is going to go on for a while. Thumbs Up
Sheamus & Alberto Del Rio - Solid overall segment that featured a surprise return of Alberto Del Rio. I'm guessing this means he's back on SmackDown!. I thought he & Sheamus had good interaction with each other and, again, the live crowd here was just amazing. They were extremely pro Daniel Bryan and it seems as though the "Yes Yes Yes!!" chant is quickly becoming the new "What?". It's gotten stronger over the past several weeks but damn near everyone in the crowd was doing it last night. Del Rio established himself as someone gunning for Sheamus and I liked that Sheamus didn't say much. He's not nearly as good on the mic as a babyface so him being more of a guy of action works better. They set up a match between the two for SmackDown! and if Del Rio wins, he gets a future title shot. Del Rio starts having mic difficulties and reaches outside the ring to get Ricardo's mic. As he turns around, he catches a Brogue Kick. Backstage, Daniel Bryan is looking angrily at the screen, which is a good indicator that Bryan just simply isn't going to fade from the title scene. I was worried that he might just be taken out of the main event picture altogether when Del Rio came out and made his announcement. Thumbs Up
4. Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes - This match was mostly just a setting for the continuation of Rhodes & Big Show's feud. Cody pretty much destroyed Kofi in the first minute or so. He hit the Beautiful Disaster kick and looked as though he was about to pull Kofi up to deliver Cross Rhodes when Show's music hits. Show came out sporting the IC title and taunted Rhodes a little by showing stills of their match at WM in a similar way that Rhodes' has been doing to Show. Cody turns his attention back to Kofi and eats Trouble in Paradise. Kofi gets the win. The match was really too short to rank but Show & Cody continued to have good interaction and I'm glad to see that this feud will continue for a while. N/A
Mark Henry & AW - This was an interesting and brief backstage segment. Mark Henry is backstage preparing for his match and AW, AKA Abraham Washington, pops up and says he wants to represent Mark Henry as his "agent", which I'm guessing is a term Vince probably likes more than manager these days. Nothing overly special here, but I'm all for the idea of Henry having a manager. To me, it seems to reaffirm that WWE is going to get back to pushing Mark Henry as this near unstoppable monster that's a threat to everyone on the roster. Thumbs Up
Eve Torres - This was a brief promo segment in which Eve came out on stage and briefly addressed her little part on Team Johnny winning at WM. The crowd booed the crap out of her and Eve seems to be quite comfortable, and surprisingly good, in this new role. She basically affirms her allegiance to Big Johnny. Nothing overly great here but it did what it was supposed to. Thumbs Up
5. Zack Ryder vs. The Miz - While this match was only about 3 minutes, the two worked at a fast pace and packed a good deal of action into the time they were given. While this match didn't feel particularly important by this time, as the big angle with Cena was closing in, it was still a pretty solid match that was actually much better than I thought it would be. The Miz looks to be getting back on track as he took most of Ryder's best shots. The Miz gets the clean win here by delivering the Skull Crushing Finale. **1/4
John Cena - John Cena came out and delivered what I thought everyone was expecting from him. He wasn't out there being all happy & friendly, but he acknowledged his loss and admitted that Rock was the better man. Cena got tons of boos from the Miami crowd, even more so than usual, and there was a massive "You're a loser" chant at one point. Cena kept his composure and, all things considered, seemed like a great sportsman. I know a lot of people hate on Cena but in the grand scheme of things, he's exactly what a true wrestling babyface should be. He didn't make excuses, he didn't whine or complain. He asked Rock to come out a few times, which honestly had me wondering if he was going to waffle Rock and go heel like many of us were expecting. There were a couple of loud "We want Lesnar" chants and a lot of Daniel Bryan "Yes Yes Yes!!" chants. Cena acknowledging Bryan with a grin on his face got a good pop from the crowd. Cena asks Rock to come out one more time and, surprisingly, Brock Lesnar's music hits. The place went absolutely ape shit when Lesnar walked out on stage. I have to admit that I myself marked out a little. I was never a big advocate of Lesnar returning but the show had been so hot and everything had been so well done that I just downright got into it. Lesnar hit the ring after a few minutes and looked like he was going to shake Cena's hand. Instead, he pulled him up onto his shoulders and delivered a massive F-5 and the crowd just went crazy. Lesnar stands over Cena to close the show. I've gone online this morning and read that there were "spoilers" that Lesnar was going to be at Raw tonight. This segment is a great examples of why I don't read spoilers, it just makes everything so much easier to enjoy. It was a white hot segment from a white hot crowd to close the show with. Thumbs Up
Final Thoughts - Last night's Raw, overall, was even better than the post Royal Rumble Raw and that's quite a feat as the Post RR Raw was damn near perfect. There were some great storyline progressions going on and overall decent wrestling action with logical booking. The Big Johnny Era is off to a fanastic start and I like the fact that JL wasn't all over the show tonight. He could have been and I think many of us were expecting him to, but he wasn't. Less is more sometimes like it was here. The Rock's promo was great and Rock came off more likeable in my eyes. Overall wrestling action was decent but Punk vs. Henry was a great match. It wasn't as good as the Punk vs. Bryan matches, but it was still a helluva match that made Henry look like the Henry that we've all come to really enjoy. It also established him again as someone that's a threat to anyone on the roster. The live crowd last night is one of the hottest I've ever seen for any wrestling event and created an incredible atmosphere. The final segment with Cena & Lesnar was done perfectly. Lesnar coming out was a huge surprise for me. I figured he'd signed with WWE but I wasn't sure. Lesnar came out, didn't say a word and just planted Cena in the middle of the ring. Just a perfect way to end a perfect show.
Grade: A+