Harrys: This next match is scheduled for a single fall!
As her music plays pink lights begin to swirl around the stage in a circular pattern, representing the petals of many cherry blossoms falling through the air. A fine mist appears on the stage. Kagura walks down the ramp through the mist, and ascends the stairs, entering between the middle ropes. Afterwards she bows to the side of the hard camera, and awaits her opponent.
Harrys: Introducing first, from Ise, Mie, Japan, weighing 145 pounds, Kagura!
Copeland: Kagura has a hell of a challenge tonight. If she wins here then that's give some much needed momentum heading to Tampa and R-Awakening.
Cohen: That's IF she wins. Let's not forget who her opponent is, Seabass. The king of Mayhem.
As his music hits, the entry way begins to flash blue and gold. The screen backdrop displays a lion emerging from flames. The Mayhem champion, wearing a navy hoodie with a pair of small Swedish flags attached to the back, emerges. He strolls hastily to the ring. A stern, determined expression adorns his face. He slides under the bottom rope, and removes his hoodie, before throwing it into the crowd. He then roars at the audience, raising both of his arms in the air, much to their delight.
Harrys: And her challenger, from Gothenburg, Sweden weighing 303lbs pounds, "The Lion From The North" Harald Var Krigare!
Copeland: Here we go, I know I for one am very eager to see how the behemoth Harald Var Krigare does in what is perhaps his toughest test yet for the Mayhem Champion.
Cohen: I can’t wait for this giant Swede to stomp Kagura like a Japanese bug.
Harald Var Krigare and Kagura stand at opposite sides of the ring as the referee calls for the opening bell. Harald steps up and readies himself in a fighting stance while Kagura remains in the corner, calmly leaning against the turnbuckles. Krigare hesitates to approach Kagura and takes measured steps towards her corner. Standing just a few feet away and still inciting zero reaction from Kagura, Harald holds both fists up above his head and lunges forward with a double axe handled smash that meets nothing but the top turnbuckle. Confused, he turns around to see Kagura has swiftly sidestepped Krigare and dodged his attack. Before he can react, Kagura connects with a quick stiff leg kick that stings the Mayhem Champion. Kagura defensively steps back creating distance as Krigare smirks, attempting to downplay the effectiveness of the strike.
Harald stalks Kagura once again, forcing the priestess to back pedal towards the opposite corner. Kagura fakes towards the right, drawing a reaction from Harald right away. She fakes toward the left, and again Harald reacts, keeping her trapped in the corner. Harald lunges forward for another double axe handle smash, but this time Kagura slips through the ropes and out to the apron just as Krigare makes impact with the turnbuckles. Before he realizes what happened, Kagura holds the tope rope and uses it to help her jump up in the air to blast the big man right in the face with a ferocious knee strike. It forces the Swede to stagger backwards, giving Kagura just enough time to climb to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off the ropes but is caught in mid air by Harald Var Krigare with one hand wrapped around her throat!
Copeland: Look at the power of Harald Var Krigare! He is holding Kagura up by the neck, just snatching her out of mid-air!
Cohen: I told you the giant was gonna rag doll her!
Krigare, while still holding Kagura in the air, rushes back towards the corner and slams her against the turnbuckles. He continues to shove her into the corner, forcing a count from the referee. 1…2…3…4… suddenly Harald begins to yell in pain while back pedaling away from the corner. Once the giant backs up a bit, we can see Kagura grabbing on to a specific point of Var Krigare’s wrist, causing him a serious amount of pain. It goes so far as to bring the Mayhem Champion down to a knee as in agony.
Cohen: What kind of Japanese voodoo is this!?
Copeland: This isn’t voodoo, Cohen… this is kyushojitsu!
Cohen: Cover your mouth when you sneeze!
Copeland: No, you idiot. Pressure points! Kagura must have found a pressure point in Harald Var Krigare’s wrist!
Harald looks at Kagura with disbelief, unable to comprehend how this tiny woman can inflict so much pain with a simple pressure point hold. He shakes his head, freeing himself of these thoughts and releases a primal roar before yanking his wrist back forcing Kagura toward him and unleashing a modified short arm clothesline that sends Kagura flipping backwards and landing face down on the canvas.
Cohen: Krigare just decapitated Kagura!
Copeland: Holy hell, that could have knocked her out cold.
Harald looks down at Kagura as she lays face down, motionless. He reaches down and grabs her by the waist of her outfit and deadlifts her off the ground with one hand. Krigare effortlessly places her on his shoulder. With Kagura nearly 7 feet in the air, Krigare walks over to the corner and releases her, allowing her to plunge face first across the top turnbuckle. The snake eyes buckles Kagura’s knees, but she remains on her feet as she turns around and walks right into a thunderous European uppercut that sends her flying back into the corner. She bounces off the turnbuckles and stumbles forward only to be met with another powerful European uppercut that sends her right back into the corner. Krigare plants a third mighty uppercut with the same results. He takes a couple of steps back allowing Kagura to bounce off the turnbuckles and stagger forward.
Cohen: Kagura is taking a beating in that corner from the big dumb Swede!
Copeland: I hate to admit it, but perhaps you were right.
Just as it appears Kagura is about to fall, Krigare grabs her by the throat again. This time he grabs her with the other hand as well and lifts her high up in the air with a Military Press. Harald holds her up there and saunters around the ring, showing everybody in the arena the strength advantage he possesses over the priestess. Once satisfied, he launches Kagura up into the air who flails helplessly as she crashes face down on to the canvas. Krigare reaches down and grabs her by the waist of her outfit once again, and just like before, deadlifts her high up off the ground. This time, Harald falls to a knee as he tosses his Kagura up into the air and lets her crash down across his bent knee stomach first. Kagura bounces off the giant Swede’s knee and rolls around canvas in pain. Var Krigare attempts the first pin of the match, 1… 2… Kagura defiantly kicks out while coughing and gasping for air.
The Mayhem Champion gets to his feet while dragging Kagura up by the hair. He Irish whips Kagura towards the ropes. She bounces back and ducks under a clothesline from Krigare. He turns around to see Kagura bounce off the opposite ropes and attempts to greet her with a big boot, but she ducks underneath that attack as well. Kagura continues towards the ropes and bounces back. Harald turns around to see Kagura launching herself in the air to connect with a vicious flying forearm shot to the face! It staggers the big man, but he remains on his feet. Kagura runs towards another set of ropes, bounces back and soars through the air with another flying forearm to the head. Krigare is even more stunned than before but is still able to remain on his feet. The crowd is hot for Kagura as she runs towards yet another set of ropes for the third time. She bounces back, flies through the air… but is caught! The Double-Edge! Var Krigare hits his signature spinning side slam out of nowhere! He hooks the leg for the emphatic pin! 1… 2… Kagura kicks out once again!
Copeland: Harald Var Krigare just 1 second away from the biggest victory of his short career!
Cohen: Come on, ref! That was 3!
Harald looks impressed with Kagura for kicking out of his slam as he gets to his feet. Kagura gets onto her hands and knees and begins crawling towards the ropes. He allows her to use the ropes to drag herself up to her feet, only to greet her with a back elbow that sends her through the ropes and onto the apron. Krigare easily reaches over the ropes and grabs Kagura by the hair to drag her back up. He walks her over to the turnbuckle and goes to smash her face into it, but Kagura gets a foot up to block the attempt. She grabs Harald by the beard with both fists and jumps down off the apron onto the floor, forcing the giant to crash neck first across the top rope!
Copeland: What ingenuity from Kagura!
Cohen: Can she do that!?
The Lion From the North staggers away and is brought to his knee as he gasps for air. Kagura lays on the ground on the outside, battered by the Swede. The referee begins counting Kagura out…
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The count seems to motivate Kagura, who begins using the steel steps to help her up.
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Kagura scratches and claws her way up onto the apron by the corner to break the count. She sees an opportunity, however, and begins climbing up even higher towards the top rope. Harald Var Krigare sees her rise and gets to his feet. Kagura struggles, and nearly loses her balance as Krigare rushes towards her and leaps into the air!!!
The Kraken!!!
Cohen: Release the Kraken!!!
Copeland: No, wait!
Kagura flies through the air right over the Mayhem Champion who crashes into the turnbuckles with one leg over the ropes. He yells out in pain, stuck in the corner holding his groin. Kagura has landed in the middle of the ring and tumbled forward from the momentum it took to clear the giant’s finisher. Harald tries freeing his leg, but before he can, Kagura rushes towards him and connects with a leaping knee to the face! She remains standing on the second rope while Krigare falls forward, his leg still caught until he hits the canvas. Harald gets to his hands and knees, shaking his head to try and clear the cobwebs. Kagura waits until Harald gets up onto his feet before jumping off the second and onto Krigare’s back. She locks in a sleeper hold!! Harald struggles to get her off. Kagura uses her legs to tighten her grasp on the giant by wrapping them around his waist. A look of panic comes across the Lion’s face as he realizes Kagura’s arms around his neck, and her legs around his waist!
Copeland: Fourth Dance!! She’s locked in the Fourth Dance of Toyouke Omikami!
Cohen: Which one is that one!?
Copeland: The sleeper hold with body scissors! I didn’t think she could get her legs around the big man, but she did!
Harald reaches out with his arms hoping his long reach can save him, but he’s in the middle of the ring. He attempts to take a step forward, but the effort alone wastes too much of what little oxygen he has left. He falls to a knee! The referee gets right in his face and asks if he wants to give up. He doesn’t reply, focusing only on escaping, but he can’t! Kagura tightens her grip forcing Harald to topple over to his side while reaching out towards the ropes in vain. Krigare refuses to tap. Instead the life slowly begins fading from his eyes, before his eyelids shut. The referee grabs Harald’s large arm and lifts it up into the air, and let’s go… it falls to the ground.
Copeland: There’s one!
The ref lifts Harald’s arm up into the air a second time, and let’s go once again…
Cohen: Two!
For the third time, the referee lifts up the Mayhem Champion’s arm, and releases it…
Copeland: Three-no!
Cohen: He lives! He lives!
Harald’s hand stops just inches away from the mat. His eyes open up wide as he squeezes his hand into a fist. Kagura looks shocked as Harald makes it onto his hands and knees with her attached to him like a backpack. She cinches in the Fourth Dance even tighter, but to no avail as Harald Var Krigare yells out his motivational war cry… “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!” … as he gets to his feet. Krigare rushes backwards towards the corner lunging in the air to squash Kagura. The priestess is one step ahead of him and leaps off the big Swede just before Harald forcefully crashes into the turnbuckles back first. Kagura lands on her feet and attacks!
Fifth Dance of Amaterasu Omikami!!!
Cohen: The double fisted heart punch!!! What dance is that!?
Copeland: Kagura blasts Krigare with the Fifth Dance of Amaterasu!
Cohen: Yeah, that one!
The attack sends ripples across Harald’s chest as he falls backwards through the ropes. He bounces off the apron and down to the floor below! Kagura falls to her knees as she watches the giant fall from her grasp. The referee begins counting Krigare out!
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Kagura looks on in dismay, until she rolls out of the ring herself.
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She tries to lift Harald up, but isn’t able to pick the giant up.
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She tries once again, but still can’t lift the Var Krigare of the ground.
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She shakes her head and slides back into the ring to let the referee continue the count.
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Copeland: It looks like Kagura would have preferred to get the win inside the ring, but she’ll settle for the count out.
Cohen: Hey, a wins a win.
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Just then, a surprised look comes across Kagura’s face. A hand appears and grasps the bottom rope. It’s Harald Var Krigare, dragging himself up off the ground!
Cohen: He still lives! He still lives!
Copeland: I can’t believe it!
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Harald is able to gingerly drag himself back to his feet to Kagura’s disbelief. He rolls in right before the count of 10.
Copeland: Harald Var Krigare refused to be counted out!
Cohen: Incoming!!!
Kagura gives Harald zero time to recover as she comes flying in with a
Shining Wizard!
Copeland: First Dance! First Dance! First Dance of Awarawa no Mikoto!!!
Kagura destroys Krigare with a disastrous knee to the head knocking him flat on his back. The Japanese Priestess hooks the giant leg for the emphatic cover. The referee slides into position to make the count… 1… 2… 3!!!
Harrys: And your winner… Kagura!
Harald rolls out of the ring in disappointment, as Kagura celebrates. Suddenly, a figure appears on the outside. She feels her leg being grabbed, as she’s pulled out of the ring and down onto the mat. The figure turns out to be Xander! Her opponent at R-Awakening. He grabs her and whips her hard into the barricade. The crowd boos him mercilessly, but he remains quiet and doesn’t say a word. Kagura tries to recover, but Xander grabs her and hits a snap DDT on the floor! Driving her head straight into the mat. The referees appear to separate the two, as he heads back to the back with a smile on his face.