Kensworth: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here with newly reformed WZCW Superstar Johnny Scumm, who today will be answering questions posed to him by the public. Scumm has requested the questions and as stated they can be about anything and everything.
A camera finally starts to show Leon Kensworth and then pans around to Johnny Scumm. Scumm looks relaxed in his chair as the camera moves back to Kensworth.
We're on? Great, I thought the people were going to be listening to us! First of all, let me welcome Johnny Scumm, the man who once again, didn't come out on top in a Mayhem Championship match on Aftershock last week. However, the GM's must see something in him, as he will this week be on Meltdown, where he will be taking on the former Elite Champion, Steven Holmes! Again, hello Johnny, have you recovered from Aftershock yet?
Scumm: Allright Leon? Yeah, I've recovered. If there's one thing I do quickly, it's recover. I'm already looking forward to next week and Meltdown.
So, why have you decided to do this today, taking questions from the fans of WZCW? They can be pretty harsh when they wanna!
Look Leon, as I've said recently, I've had a change of heart. I'm still the same Johnny Scumm on the outside, a tough son-of-a-bitch, not taking shit from anyone, but on the inside, I realised that I could appreciate the people and so...that's what I'm doing here today. If we can move onto some questions, I'm gonna hit the gym pretty soon with Ricky Runn, so I wanna try and get through this.
Ricky Runn? You really HAVE had a change of heart. Anyways, lets start with some of the less Wrestling-Related questions. This one struck me as being plain weird, but I'll ask you anyway. "Do you like Cheetos?"
Scumm laughs for a second as he hears the questions.
Well, that's a great start. Cheetos, they're not awful. Can we move on to something a bit more...sane?
Sure thing! Now... I like this one. "If you could have one Superpower, what would it be?"
Leon, Johnny Scumm doesn't NEED a superpower. I'm the most resilient person you'll ever have met and I know I'm one tough cookie. It takes a long to bring me down and granted, some of the guys have done it around here, but I'd never need extra "powers".
I like that Scumm, interesting. Now, this one could be interesting. "If you weren't in WZCW, what would you do for a living?"
Ha. Obviously someone doesn't know me well. To be honest, I'd probably be just scraping my way through life. With the kind of things I used to do in the backstreets, you'd never know if you were gonna see it through to the next day! I mean, I was put up in a Hostel eventually, but I don't think I'd have any money, or even a life.
Erm... well. Let's move on shall we? "If you could have five minutes in the ring with any Historical Figure, who would it be?"
Really? Where have you found these idiots Leon? Hitler. I mean, he's pure bastard, but he couldn't get in the ring and fight me, surely? So I'd kick his ass for five minutes and then maybe he'd think about what he's done.
Kensworth tries not to laugh as he picks up his next question. Now, lets get interesting. "What is your Dream matchup?"
Well I'm gonna assume that they mean a match I wish I could compete it? I'm going to keep it nice and simple here and call Johnny Scumm vs Ty Burna. No matter of the stipulation, I'd just love to see how he reacts to stepping into the ring with me. I'd be a whole new challenge and I think he'd struggle handling me. Someone, book it!
Ty? Really? I know you're good Scumm, but this could be a whole new league, even for you! Now, we've got someone here wanting to know this. "Are you going to be on the Kingdom Come card?"
Leon, I have no idea. I'd love to be. Competing at the biggest Wrestling event of the year, it would be amazing, I won't lie. How will I get there though? Mayhem Championship? Maybe, after I beat Holmes, I move onto Triple X and take the Elite title from him. I will do my very best to make sure I'm on the card for Kingdom Come because I know there are people out there who wanna see me!
I know that the Scummites out there would love to see you on the biggest Pay-Per-View Scumm and well... you just need to work at it! Talking about "working at it", here's another question. "Are you upset at failing to win the Mayhem Championship again?"
It's tough to say upset, because I just get outdone by guys who just either get lucky, yes Ace Stevens I'm talking to you, or guys who don't even deserve it, enter Stevenson Marquel. But I'm not upset. Losing makes me more determined you know? One day, I might disappear back to take those guys on, but for now I'm moving on. Meltdown is where its at and for now, where I'm staying.
You really are putting up a fight Scumm. Verbally that is. I have two more questions, but I'm going to ask them together, because they're linked in with each other. We've got "How does it feel to be off of Aftershock?" and "Do you think you have a chance against Steven Holmes?"
Let's start at the beginning. It feels bloody great to be off Aftershock. I know I could move up in the ranks and finally, WZCW Management have realised my true potential and have moved me up. I might be opening Meltdown, but I'm on the greatest of the three shows run by WZCW. I'm up against Steven Holmes. Do I think I have a chance against him? I have more than a chance Kensworth, I'm walking into this one pretty much the winner. A fellow Brit, Holmes has been through everything since he turned up here. I remember his feud with Sam Smith, that was pretty impressive right? But recently, the former Elite Champion has fallen in the ranks. Losing to Triple X? Come on, that's like losing to Darren Bull, except to lose to to Bull you have to start out as a corpse. Enough about that loser though, back to Holmes. Right now Holmes, you're a loser. I may be just the same, although I wasn't pinned last week, I was unfortunate enough to just miss the opportunity to break one up. Not only that, but you were completely screwed and couldn't do anything about it, could you? From Buckingham, England... the loser, Steven Holmes. Has a ring to it that I quite like and come Meltdown, it's going to be the same result when you come up against me.
So you're saying that you've got this one in the bag then Scumm?
I've got it in the bag so deep that it's nearly fallen through the bottom Kensworth. Meltdown is my new home from now on, mark my words. Holmes, the only thing you're going to remember after our match is a 1...2...3! Thanks for this Leon, I'll say hi to Runn from you?
Yeah, you do that...Thanks Scumm, it's been an insight.
The two men shake hands together as Scumm walks out the room, muttering Holmes' name to himself, all he can wait for now is Meltdown.