klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
This is something I do every year for Thanksgiving and I'm sure most of you have heard of it by now. Basically I'm going to go through a list of all the regular posters around here and attempt to say one thing I'm thankful for from all of you. Just keep in mind that this usually turns into something I like about you or a joke about your name as I have no idea who a lot of these people are.
If you're not listed here, it's due to one of three reasons.
1. No one mentioned you.
2. I don't know who you are.
3. You suck.
Let's get to it, in order that the lists were posted.
Jane – For keeping the mystery alive
KB – For that A+ you gave me one time
Jam – For being good on toast
Spidey – For being friendly in my neighborhood
Rated R Nightmare – For being the nightmare for mature audiences
FollowTheBagpipes – For getting rid of the rats
CM Yes – For being the best beard (next to Theo of course)
Echelon – For being a level ahead of everyone else
Pancake – For being a tasty breakfast
Yaz – For being hung like a pony and for putting the Mas in Christmas.
Killjoy – For all those book covers. Seriously why isn't that your job?
Dynamite – For blowing up an old building near my house and making me think it was an earthquake.
M – For meticulously making miserable miscreants miserable, meanwhile merrily minding Marvel movies making millions maintaining mojo moxy, meaning many meaninglessly mock
M's mastery.
Ty Burna – That first round match. I haven't had as much fun in a long time.
Theo – For giving us a good demonstration of how to maintain proper grooming.
Milenko – For spending less time here, meaning you have more of a life now.
Tastycles – For setting a good example on how to step down instead of hanging on forever. And for a very underrated tenure on staff.
Thriller – For reaching lieutenant in the KB Navy.
Red Skull – For.....nothing as I hate red.
Miko – For finally sticking with a name.
Falkon – For that delicious glass of punch.
Funkay – For giving me something to look at during Eve Taylor matches.
Dave – For running the tournament, which has been far more ufn than I was expecting.
Torgo – For being a decent rookie. You are a rookie right?
The Butcher – For not giving me Hepatitis.
GSB – For that second round match. You lost you know.
The Brain – For not murdering me like I thought you were going to when you grabbed me at Wrestlemania.
Fallout – For not being nuclear
PeeGee – For.....you're PaperGhost right?
Mustang Sally – For being the second best looking girl here (come on I'm marrying the other one).
The Rattlesnake – For chilling out
JackHammer – For still being the greatest mystery in the history of staff.
Y2Jake – For being my ancestor.
Alex – For being hilarious on Taxi. Odds are you've never heard of what I'm talking about.
Awesome_Miz – For being a wrestler I still like.
BaconBits – For tasting good on salads. Or so I've heard.
Barbosa – For bringing some historical knowledge of something other than wrestling to this place.
Bear "The Hitman" Hug – For combining something interesting with something boring. Why I'm thankful for that I'm not sure.
Big Nick Dudley – For being around a bit more lately. You're good.
Big Sexy – For the hair flip.
Bill Lesnar – For spearing yourself into unconsciousness.
Blade – For being sharp as a tack. Er blade.
Blue Cardinal – For being good while you lasted. What movie are you watching?
Blue Chipper – For being a good Nick Nolte movie (yes it's a stretch and not the same title).
boozinjedi – For being in the new Star Wars trailer.
Bray Wyatt's Hat – For being very sports.
Buffaloed – For fixing what Sly can't.
CH David – For being a Chi Guy.
Chococat – For founding like a delicous cereal
Coco – For being here in spirit.
D-Man – For always having (liquid) courage.
Da Prophet – For being an awesome character on Rollerjam.
Davi323 – For chilling out.
Dagger Dias – For working harder than anyone on staff.
Danger Burger – For being delicious. It's hard to screw up a good burger.
Deanerandterry – For being good enough to earn a spot on staff.
Deexter Jorgan – For being someone that whose name I always remember but never know
anything about.
Dewey – For defeating Truman. I know I've used that one before.
Diet Soda – For keeping me from being diabetic.
DirtyJosé – For being good while you're around. Show up more often.
Doug Crashin – For moving. Now do it more often and further away.
Dowds – For uh......yeah I've got nothing about you.
Enterkey – For being easy to reach.
Ferbian – For being good while you were around.
FitFinlay4Life – For sticking with someone worthy of some praise. You're still not IC though. Sorry dude.
Fizzy – For always being in my Cokes.
Gelgarin – For being a teacher, which is always thankless.
GCB – For being.....you're greasy something or other right?
GD – For......are you still around?
GuyCompton – For....uh.....yeah I've got nothing again.
Haiku Hogan – For those rhymes. Bring those back.
Hamler – For.....aren't you from Kentucky?
Harthan – For leading WZCW as well as you did.
Hatehabsforever – For being a sneakily good mod.
HBK-aholic – For that one time at King's Cross.
HBsam31 – For sticking with old school.
Headman – For being at the top.
Hugh G. Rection – For having the dumbest name that makes me chuckle.
Infinity – For going on and on and on.
I Am Phenom – For being from Winchester.
IrishCanadian25 – For hiring me.
icedragon770 – For creating a thread. Once.
IHW – For being from Kentucky I believe.
INDYjon22 – For going to the last frontier.
Jessie Lynn DivaGirl – For being a girl on a wrestling forum.
Justinsayne – For joining my loathing of Tommy Dreamer.
Klinz – For sounding like someone from Hogan's Heroes, which I like.
Killam – For not ripping me off like some of your colleagues.
Lariat – For giving me someone that actually gets my obscure references.
Little Jerry Lawler – For being in Mississippi so I don't have to.
LSN80 – For being the Vanderbilt to our SEC.
Luther_Hull – For Best Retired Admin.
Mack_Swagger – For making some threads that I've liked.
Mantaur Rodeo Clown – For having a cool name.
Martin Gabriel – For boosting my post count.
Matty~! – For having a rare symbol in your name.
Mayor McLeafy – For sounding like you belong in a McDonalds commercial for healthier foods.
MerKane – For having a cool name.
Mighty NorCal – For....you think I can pick one thing?
Milkyway! – For not giving me a discount.
Mongoose McQueen – For having a few good songs.
Moon Knight – For that rep. One time. Ever.
Mozzy Balboa – For your last name.
Mr Ferguson – For....weren't you really bad?
Muffin Top Merkley – For being the Fourth Face of Foley. Again that's all I've got.
My$terio_Fan – For having some intriguing stories.
Notorious718 – For being from New York I suppose.
Numbers – For having a clever name.
Orton Pose \__0_/ – For having an even more clever name.
Pancake's ****e Mother – For giving birth to something delicious.
Phoenix – For being the universal evil or whatever it's called.
Rayne – For having some business sense.
Razor – For being sharp. Cut me some slack. There are a lot of these.
RidingSpider – For riding away so I don't get spider on my shoe.
RVDgurl – For being the hottest person I've never seen. I think that's three years running for that one.
SavageTaker – For sounding like a great match in 1992.
Slyfox696 – For letting me runt this place.
Shadowmancer – For getting me into this place.
SD619 – For voting for me.
Shotaro – For being in the WarGames match at Kingdom Come (you were weren't you?)
Shocky – For still ducking me.
Sparky – For making an Impact.
ScreaminNormanSmiley – For being funny. Sometimes.
Steamboat Ricky – For being part of the best rookie class ever.
shattered dreams – For not being around as often.
Serious Jones – For inserting your own “why so serious” joke here because that's all I've got.
Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly – For not lip synching on this one.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate – For being the easiest firing I've ever gotten to do.
Spinningtorturerack – For being a good finisher in Wrestlemania 2000. Again I think I did that line before.
TLC – For being a few weeks away so we can get to the Rumble.
TAFKAMDDFA – For finally shortening your name.
TheRealDC – For....weren't you in the WarGames match last year at Kingdom Come?
The Boss – For building Hogan up more than he ever could.
The Crock – For being solid while you were on staff.
The Eighties – For inspiring the Goldbergs. I like that show.
The Pizzaman – For always delivering and I'm sure I've done that line before.
The_Reptile_ – For giving Becca something to smile over (she loves turtles).
Trendkiller – For.....I think you commented on my reviews once.
Thrash – For catching my eye at last year's Kingdom Come.
TBK – For having a cool looking name.
TWJC: The Beginning – For posting. A lot.
Uncle Phatso – For sticking with that Uncle thing longer than anyone else.
Via Armbar – For retiring undefeated.
Xfearbefore – For chilling out.
Xombi_woof – For having an awesome name.
Zeven_Zion – For being the insanity to Rayne's yang.
Stonecoldhell – For.....yeah I've got nothing here. You're a putz.
Akhilleus – For having a cool name.
Kermit – For never giving up when it's not easy being green. Or to keep time of something either.
MrHashasheen – For sounding Indian, meaning you have good curry.
Papa Pillman – For letting me look a Faith over the years.
MCMG – For those votes in the tournament.
DarksideEric – For having better cookies than the light side.
Smizzy – For being....whatever a smizzy is.
Nu Sexier Noun – For dropping those audio promos that I couldn't understand.
Spider Meng – For sharing your last name with someone I share a birthday with.
Breezeblocks – For.....something about Tyler Breeze.
Rbv13 – For voting for me in the tournament.
Rated R Enigma – For being rather mysterious.
Alastor – For being rather Moody.
Chrome – For some of those Knockout pics. Good night.
Lowdown – For being an underrated move.
Joe's Gonna Kill You – For some loyalty. Like, disturbing loyalty.
Showtime – For being quite the cougar.
The Shape – For staying in Illinois.
It's Damn Real! – For calling me out on some of what I say.
Cena's Little Helper – For some of those posts in the All-Star section.
Silverback – For being a good nickname for Ryback in OVW.
TheOneBigWill – For de-comishining the Word Forts.
Stormtrooper – For being from wherever......*dramatic pause*.......you're from.
King Patrick – For asking some interesting queries.
Noticeably F.A.T. – For hopefully finding something you actually like.
The Dragon Saga – For sticking with ROH with more loyalty than anyone I've ever seen.
The art-guy – For bringing us some culture.
Lee – For a Hall of Fame career.
THTRobtaylor – For being a guy I've heard of over the years but always overlook.
Jmt225 – For making me look at ECW a bit differently.
Triple Naitch – For Tara. She's just gorgeous.
The Doctor – For marking out like no other over the years.
Rusty – For spiking the ratings once again.
The Bearded One – For rivaling Theo.
Nightmare – For finally getting out of my head.
. – For always getting to the point.
Jglass – For giving me a post count in a thread to chase.
Uncle Sam – For being a gracious loser in the third round of the tournament.
Dirk – For sounding German, because the Germans always make good stuff (five points for the first person to tell me where that's from).
Larisano – For asking decent questions.
Samoan Superman – For....who are you again?
JWGunslinger – For winning Rookie of the Year like 19 times.
Marlene's Disaster – For......who are you again?
Whap Me Jungles – For never shutting up.
The Holy One – For always voting for me.
Ollie – For being an easy move to use in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
I Hate Cena – For being stupid enough that you make everyone around here smarter.
ProWrestlingFan – For being stupid enough that you make everyone around here smarter.
Fire Marshall Bill – For being one of the only Jim Carey sketches that makes me chuckle.
If you're not listed here, it's due to one of three reasons.
1. No one mentioned you.
2. I don't know who you are.
3. You suck.
Let's get to it, in order that the lists were posted.
Jane – For keeping the mystery alive
KB – For that A+ you gave me one time
Jam – For being good on toast
Spidey – For being friendly in my neighborhood
Rated R Nightmare – For being the nightmare for mature audiences
FollowTheBagpipes – For getting rid of the rats
CM Yes – For being the best beard (next to Theo of course)
Echelon – For being a level ahead of everyone else
Pancake – For being a tasty breakfast
Yaz – For being hung like a pony and for putting the Mas in Christmas.
Killjoy – For all those book covers. Seriously why isn't that your job?
Dynamite – For blowing up an old building near my house and making me think it was an earthquake.
M – For meticulously making miserable miscreants miserable, meanwhile merrily minding Marvel movies making millions maintaining mojo moxy, meaning many meaninglessly mock
M's mastery.
Ty Burna – That first round match. I haven't had as much fun in a long time.
Theo – For giving us a good demonstration of how to maintain proper grooming.
Milenko – For spending less time here, meaning you have more of a life now.
Tastycles – For setting a good example on how to step down instead of hanging on forever. And for a very underrated tenure on staff.
Thriller – For reaching lieutenant in the KB Navy.
Red Skull – For.....nothing as I hate red.
Miko – For finally sticking with a name.
Falkon – For that delicious glass of punch.
Funkay – For giving me something to look at during Eve Taylor matches.
Dave – For running the tournament, which has been far more ufn than I was expecting.
Torgo – For being a decent rookie. You are a rookie right?
The Butcher – For not giving me Hepatitis.
GSB – For that second round match. You lost you know.
The Brain – For not murdering me like I thought you were going to when you grabbed me at Wrestlemania.
Fallout – For not being nuclear
PeeGee – For.....you're PaperGhost right?
Mustang Sally – For being the second best looking girl here (come on I'm marrying the other one).
The Rattlesnake – For chilling out
JackHammer – For still being the greatest mystery in the history of staff.
Y2Jake – For being my ancestor.
Alex – For being hilarious on Taxi. Odds are you've never heard of what I'm talking about.
Awesome_Miz – For being a wrestler I still like.
BaconBits – For tasting good on salads. Or so I've heard.
Barbosa – For bringing some historical knowledge of something other than wrestling to this place.
Bear "The Hitman" Hug – For combining something interesting with something boring. Why I'm thankful for that I'm not sure.
Big Nick Dudley – For being around a bit more lately. You're good.
Big Sexy – For the hair flip.
Bill Lesnar – For spearing yourself into unconsciousness.
Blade – For being sharp as a tack. Er blade.
Blue Cardinal – For being good while you lasted. What movie are you watching?
Blue Chipper – For being a good Nick Nolte movie (yes it's a stretch and not the same title).
boozinjedi – For being in the new Star Wars trailer.
Bray Wyatt's Hat – For being very sports.
Buffaloed – For fixing what Sly can't.
CH David – For being a Chi Guy.
Chococat – For founding like a delicous cereal
Coco – For being here in spirit.
D-Man – For always having (liquid) courage.
Da Prophet – For being an awesome character on Rollerjam.
Davi323 – For chilling out.
Dagger Dias – For working harder than anyone on staff.
Danger Burger – For being delicious. It's hard to screw up a good burger.
Deanerandterry – For being good enough to earn a spot on staff.
Deexter Jorgan – For being someone that whose name I always remember but never know
anything about.
Dewey – For defeating Truman. I know I've used that one before.
Diet Soda – For keeping me from being diabetic.
DirtyJosé – For being good while you're around. Show up more often.
Doug Crashin – For moving. Now do it more often and further away.
Dowds – For uh......yeah I've got nothing about you.
Enterkey – For being easy to reach.
Ferbian – For being good while you were around.
FitFinlay4Life – For sticking with someone worthy of some praise. You're still not IC though. Sorry dude.
Fizzy – For always being in my Cokes.
Gelgarin – For being a teacher, which is always thankless.
GCB – For being.....you're greasy something or other right?
GD – For......are you still around?
GuyCompton – For....uh.....yeah I've got nothing again.
Haiku Hogan – For those rhymes. Bring those back.
Hamler – For.....aren't you from Kentucky?
Harthan – For leading WZCW as well as you did.
Hatehabsforever – For being a sneakily good mod.
HBK-aholic – For that one time at King's Cross.
HBsam31 – For sticking with old school.
Headman – For being at the top.
Hugh G. Rection – For having the dumbest name that makes me chuckle.
Infinity – For going on and on and on.
I Am Phenom – For being from Winchester.
IrishCanadian25 – For hiring me.
icedragon770 – For creating a thread. Once.
IHW – For being from Kentucky I believe.
INDYjon22 – For going to the last frontier.
Jessie Lynn DivaGirl – For being a girl on a wrestling forum.
Justinsayne – For joining my loathing of Tommy Dreamer.
Klinz – For sounding like someone from Hogan's Heroes, which I like.
Killam – For not ripping me off like some of your colleagues.
Lariat – For giving me someone that actually gets my obscure references.
Little Jerry Lawler – For being in Mississippi so I don't have to.
LSN80 – For being the Vanderbilt to our SEC.
Luther_Hull – For Best Retired Admin.
Mack_Swagger – For making some threads that I've liked.
Mantaur Rodeo Clown – For having a cool name.
Martin Gabriel – For boosting my post count.
Matty~! – For having a rare symbol in your name.
Mayor McLeafy – For sounding like you belong in a McDonalds commercial for healthier foods.
MerKane – For having a cool name.
Mighty NorCal – For....you think I can pick one thing?
Milkyway! – For not giving me a discount.
Mongoose McQueen – For having a few good songs.
Moon Knight – For that rep. One time. Ever.
Mozzy Balboa – For your last name.
Mr Ferguson – For....weren't you really bad?
Muffin Top Merkley – For being the Fourth Face of Foley. Again that's all I've got.
My$terio_Fan – For having some intriguing stories.
Notorious718 – For being from New York I suppose.
Numbers – For having a clever name.
Orton Pose \__0_/ – For having an even more clever name.
Pancake's ****e Mother – For giving birth to something delicious.
Phoenix – For being the universal evil or whatever it's called.
Rayne – For having some business sense.
Razor – For being sharp. Cut me some slack. There are a lot of these.
RidingSpider – For riding away so I don't get spider on my shoe.
RVDgurl – For being the hottest person I've never seen. I think that's three years running for that one.
SavageTaker – For sounding like a great match in 1992.
Slyfox696 – For letting me runt this place.
Shadowmancer – For getting me into this place.
SD619 – For voting for me.
Shotaro – For being in the WarGames match at Kingdom Come (you were weren't you?)
Shocky – For still ducking me.
Sparky – For making an Impact.
ScreaminNormanSmiley – For being funny. Sometimes.
Steamboat Ricky – For being part of the best rookie class ever.
shattered dreams – For not being around as often.
Serious Jones – For inserting your own “why so serious” joke here because that's all I've got.
Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly – For not lip synching on this one.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate – For being the easiest firing I've ever gotten to do.
Spinningtorturerack – For being a good finisher in Wrestlemania 2000. Again I think I did that line before.
TLC – For being a few weeks away so we can get to the Rumble.
TAFKAMDDFA – For finally shortening your name.
TheRealDC – For....weren't you in the WarGames match last year at Kingdom Come?
The Boss – For building Hogan up more than he ever could.
The Crock – For being solid while you were on staff.
The Eighties – For inspiring the Goldbergs. I like that show.
The Pizzaman – For always delivering and I'm sure I've done that line before.
The_Reptile_ – For giving Becca something to smile over (she loves turtles).
Trendkiller – For.....I think you commented on my reviews once.
Thrash – For catching my eye at last year's Kingdom Come.
TBK – For having a cool looking name.
TWJC: The Beginning – For posting. A lot.
Uncle Phatso – For sticking with that Uncle thing longer than anyone else.
Via Armbar – For retiring undefeated.
Xfearbefore – For chilling out.
Xombi_woof – For having an awesome name.
Zeven_Zion – For being the insanity to Rayne's yang.
Stonecoldhell – For.....yeah I've got nothing here. You're a putz.
Akhilleus – For having a cool name.
Kermit – For never giving up when it's not easy being green. Or to keep time of something either.
MrHashasheen – For sounding Indian, meaning you have good curry.
Papa Pillman – For letting me look a Faith over the years.
MCMG – For those votes in the tournament.
DarksideEric – For having better cookies than the light side.
Smizzy – For being....whatever a smizzy is.
Nu Sexier Noun – For dropping those audio promos that I couldn't understand.
Spider Meng – For sharing your last name with someone I share a birthday with.
Breezeblocks – For.....something about Tyler Breeze.
Rbv13 – For voting for me in the tournament.
Rated R Enigma – For being rather mysterious.
Alastor – For being rather Moody.
Chrome – For some of those Knockout pics. Good night.
Lowdown – For being an underrated move.
Joe's Gonna Kill You – For some loyalty. Like, disturbing loyalty.
Showtime – For being quite the cougar.
The Shape – For staying in Illinois.
It's Damn Real! – For calling me out on some of what I say.
Cena's Little Helper – For some of those posts in the All-Star section.
Silverback – For being a good nickname for Ryback in OVW.
TheOneBigWill – For de-comishining the Word Forts.
Stormtrooper – For being from wherever......*dramatic pause*.......you're from.
King Patrick – For asking some interesting queries.
Noticeably F.A.T. – For hopefully finding something you actually like.
The Dragon Saga – For sticking with ROH with more loyalty than anyone I've ever seen.
The art-guy – For bringing us some culture.
Lee – For a Hall of Fame career.
THTRobtaylor – For being a guy I've heard of over the years but always overlook.
Jmt225 – For making me look at ECW a bit differently.
Triple Naitch – For Tara. She's just gorgeous.
The Doctor – For marking out like no other over the years.
Rusty – For spiking the ratings once again.
The Bearded One – For rivaling Theo.
Nightmare – For finally getting out of my head.
. – For always getting to the point.
Jglass – For giving me a post count in a thread to chase.
Uncle Sam – For being a gracious loser in the third round of the tournament.
Dirk – For sounding German, because the Germans always make good stuff (five points for the first person to tell me where that's from).
Larisano – For asking decent questions.
Samoan Superman – For....who are you again?
JWGunslinger – For winning Rookie of the Year like 19 times.
Marlene's Disaster – For......who are you again?
Whap Me Jungles – For never shutting up.
The Holy One – For always voting for me.
Ollie – For being an easy move to use in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
I Hate Cena – For being stupid enough that you make everyone around here smarter.
ProWrestlingFan – For being stupid enough that you make everyone around here smarter.
Fire Marshall Bill – For being one of the only Jim Carey sketches that makes me chuckle.
)" which many reviewers are generally guilty of, so Kudos for that.
