First, let's look at the positives Jack Swagger has brought to us this last half year;
Now then, let's look at the complete bumblefuck of a half year Jack Swagger has had.
Six months later, and one wicked handlebar mustache later, we're at the same place we were a year and a half ago; Swaggie sucks ass, and offers nothing to the viewer. Shocking, I know. There was a time Jack Swagger looked like a man with potential to be the next Kurt Angle; that time was three years ago, and nothing's changed about Jack Swagger since.
Besides his bitching hairdo, of course.
I hear tell that Back to the Future IV will start filming once Michael J. Fox's hand can steady enough to sign the contract. So maybe we should let Jack Swagger go, and let him play the Biff Tannen he was born to play.
Because clearly, this man was not born to be a wrestler.
So, Jack Swagger; time to go, yes?
- He has a very nice hairdo
Now then, let's look at the complete bumblefuck of a half year Jack Swagger has had.
- He got busted for a DUI and a marijuana possession
- He injured Dolph Ziggler with a freaking kick
- He's had sloppy, unimpressive matches
- He's had Zeb Coulter save his ass on promos on a weekly basis
- He's bored us all to tedium
- He clubbed baby seals in the Artic
- He's made JBL cry at the booth, remembering how he used to be so much better doing the same thing
- He's managed to make camo look shitty
- He got a jobber entrance at Wrestlemania, of all freaking places
- Glenn Beck jobbed him out as irrelevant
Six months later, and one wicked handlebar mustache later, we're at the same place we were a year and a half ago; Swaggie sucks ass, and offers nothing to the viewer. Shocking, I know. There was a time Jack Swagger looked like a man with potential to be the next Kurt Angle; that time was three years ago, and nothing's changed about Jack Swagger since.
Besides his bitching hairdo, of course.
I hear tell that Back to the Future IV will start filming once Michael J. Fox's hand can steady enough to sign the contract. So maybe we should let Jack Swagger go, and let him play the Biff Tannen he was born to play.
Because clearly, this man was not born to be a wrestler.
So, Jack Swagger; time to go, yes?