INTERGALACTIC WRESTLING WARFARE

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The Universal Alliance, the overseeing government of the entire universe is proud to present: Intergalactic Wrestling Warfare!

When two planets have problems with each other and are on the brink of war the U.A. steps in to end the situation in a way that ensures the safety of the universe. In the old days if two planets went to war, it would mean the deaths of millions of people, putting the lives of not only the inhabitants of their own planets at risk but the surrounding planets as well. Thus the U.A. created Intergalactic Wrestling Warfare. If you have problems, you settle it in the ring. Each year we get thousands of applications from all sorts of planets across the universe looking to enter the battleground and go to war. We only select the best of the best and those planets who we feel will bring you, the fans, the most entertainment.

Usually we have four planets enter the IWW Battlefield, but this year we have 5, that’s right I said it, 5. Now before I announce the teams and their combatants, let me quickly run down the rules and setup of IWW for those first time viewers.

The concept is simple, 5 planets send 7 of their best warriors to enter the IWW ring. Each team must send at least one tag team and one female combatant. In addition each planet’s team will select a leader who will account for double the points scoring, which we will get to now.

The competition lasts 1 Earth year and contains 7 PPVs and 2 weekly television shows, Fight of Your Life on Mondays and This Means War on Thursdays. Combatants will face off in various matches and will score points for their team by winning their matches. Here is the breakdown of points scoring for each type of match:

Scoring System
Singles= 1 Point
Tag Team= 2 Points
Triple Threat= 3 Points
Fatal 4 Way= 4 Points
3-Way Tag Team= 6 Points
4-Way Tag Team= 8 Points
One on One No DQ/Hardcore/Falls Count Anywhere/Table= 3 Points
One on One Ladder/Steel Cage/TLC= 5 Points
Tag Team Hardcore/ No DQ/Falls Count Anywhere= 6 Points
Tag Team Ladder/Steel Cage/TLC= 10 Points

The rest of match types scoring will be decided when the match is made. This goes for Hell in A Cell, Iron Man, Last Man Standing any other remaining match types.

Now a combatant can still score bonus points for doing extraordinary things within their match. The bonus points are distributed by the Commentators for the match and can be given at any time within the match.

There are also 4 Championship Titles up for grabs, each with their own scoring system for winning and defending said titles:

IWW Championships and Scoring

IWW Universal Championship= 50 Points for Winning, 40 Points for Each Successful Defense in Addition to Match Points gained.

IWW Tag Team Championship= 30 Points for Winning, 20 for Each Successful Defense in Addition to Match Points gained.

IWW Junior-Weight Championship= 20 Points for Winning, 10 Points for Each Successful Defense in Addition to Match Points gained.

IWW Women’s Championship= 15 Points for Winning, 5 Points for Each Successful Defense in Addition to Match Points gained.

The 7 PPVs are:

January: So it Begins…

March: Blood Will Be Shed

May: All Hope is Lost

July: Fear is a Lie

September: Search Your Soul

October: All Hallows Eve

December: Final Fight

Matches will be made at random at first then will be made based on rivalries between the combatants and Championships. All matches are made by the almighty Chairman and Overseer: H.R. Rockenstay.

Each PPV and Weekly Show will have their own individual Arena’s set in different parts of the Battleground Planet.

At the end of the last PPV: Final Fight, all points each planet has obtained will be tallied. The rewards for places are as follows:

End of Competition Rewards

1st Place= Complete Control of the last place planet, an unlimited amount of resources for building, food and exploration for the next year for their planet, and diplomatic immunity for each combatant anywhere in the universe.

2nd Place= 1 Billion tons of resources for building, food and exploration for their planet. Is given two months to freely raid the 4th place team’s planet of any resources they wish.

3rd Place= 500 Million tons of resources for building, food and exploration for their planet.

4th Place= Each combatant collects a pay check of 5 Million Dollars.

5th Place= The complete loss of your planet to the 1st Place team and each combatant for the last place team will be placed in the Universal Alliance Prison on Planet 500, named for the average daily temperature of the planet, for the next year.

Each Planet, their team leaders and members will be announced shortly, followed by your commentators for each show, your General Managers for each weekly show, and of course a special message from the Overseer himself!
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[TSG]

This is certainly different than anything I've ever seen in a Book This! I can't wait to see it happen, I hope you follow through with it. This has the potential to be awesome. I can't wait to see how it plays out, and what kind of characters and storylines take place. The points might be hard to keep track of, but that'll be your problem

But good luck bro, I can't wait, this looks awesome.

 

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Ladies and Gentleman! Here are your participating Planet Teams!

Up first coming from the Fijiwaka Galaxy, the Jungle Planet KOJIRA:

Kojira is a simple planet nestled in the heart of the Fijiwaka Galaxy. They have all the latest technological advancements but choose to use them scarcely relying mainly on their heavily forested landscape instead. The planet boasts some of the most beautiful cities with the tallest skyscrapers seemingly growing within the mighty forest itself. They are a proud planet relying on their instincts and pure athleticism and aggression more than anything. They enter the IWW Battleground not because they are at war, they enter simply to test their limits as warriors and earn their place in the hearts and minds of the people of this wonderful universe. Here is their team:

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Shelton Benjamin is a Captain in the legendary Kojira Marine Corps., the best Kojira has to offer. Growing up in the small village of Tahira, Shelton was groomed and trained from a young age to become a Marine, like his father and his father before him. He is touted as the best pure athlete IWW has ever come across. His speed, agility, technical prowess, and leadership skills learned in the Marines, are the reasons he has been chosen as Captain of the Kojira Team.

The Animal Batista is a pure power house with muscles as solid as Kojira's toughest mountains. Formerly a Kojira City Police Officer, he got into some trouble last year when he was removed from the force for using unnecessary force on many occasions, often times injuring those he arrested. His raw power and Animal like aggression make him a strong asset to Kojira.

The rugged wrestling veteran Tazz is a legend in Kojira's professional wrestling circuit. His mastery of suplexes and ruthless submissions have earned him the Kojira Chamionship Wrestling World Title on 4 separate occasions. He may getting up there in age but he has more experience inside the squared circle than any member of the Kojira team. Offered the Captain spot initially, Tazz turned it down opting to be treated as the backbone of this team and mentor to the others.

Jimmy and Jay Uso are a young upstart tag team on Kojira's pro-wrestling circuit. Recently being signed to KCW they have quickly made a name for themselves, earning World Tag Title shots on several occasions. They're teamwork as brothers is unmatched by any other team in Kojira. They come from a family embedded in the annals of Kojira wrestling, from their cousins to their great grandfathers, the Usos were born to wrestle in IWW.

The beastly Awesome Kong has run through Kojira's fledgling Unerground Fight League, an unsanctioned sport that borders on street fights. This monstrous women was initially thrown into the Women's division but after nearly killing the first 3 women she faced, she was placed in the Men's Heavyweight Division. She more than held her own against the men, she still is undefeated to this day. A few months ago she nearly killed one of her opponents when she picked him up by the throat and slammed him head first into a tree. She enters IWW's Women's division hoping to have similar dominance.

And here is your main Play by Play analyst, the man who has been apart of IWW from it's inception; Larry LENUX!

Lenny Lenux has called a variety of sports across the known universe. From Basketball to Blorg, he has participated in some of the great sports moments this universe has ever seen. We are proud to welcome him back for his 4th Year here at Intergalactic Wrestling Warfare!


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Up next is a planet from the Omicron Military Planetary System, OMICRON 6!

Omicron 6 is one of the main planets in the O.M.P.S. For those of you that have been under an asteroid for the last century, the O.M.P.S. is a system of planets controlled by the Omicron Corporation. The Omicron Corporation was started by Charles Omicron 2 centuries ago. His family comes from the ancient Klamors of the planet Gilrod, one of the most advanced and respected civilizations in the ancient days of the universe. Over the last century O.M.P.S. was taken over by Charles Omicron's great grandson, Charles Omicron the 4th. He quickly formed one of the largest privately owned armies in the universe. Not long after those planets that he could not buy out, he would take by force. All in the name of money and growth. Omicron 6 is a military stronghold and has declared war on the desert planet of Athar. The only reason given was for the growth and prosperity of Omicron. We now welcome the Omicron 6 Team Members:

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Lance Storm is an O.M.P.S. 3 Star General, one of it's highest ranking officers. Born on the original Omicron planet, Lance was born on a cattle ranch on the outskirts of the planet's capitol, Byron City. After graduating High School, Lance trained to become a professional wrestler a dream he had held since he was a small boy. After 10 long years in the O.M.P.S. pro wrestling circuit, Lance decided to enter the Omicron Army, something every male within the Omicron system of planets must do. He has spent the last 15 years climbing the ranks of the military winning countless battles. He jumped at the oppurtunity to return to his first love in the name of Omicron. One of the best technical wrestlers and smartest in-ring generals. Lance Storm is Omicron 6's Captain.

Paul White is by far the largest athlete to enter the IWW ring. Standing in at over 7 feet tall and just under 500 pounds. White payed his dues in the Omicron Army right after graduating High School. After spending his mandatory 4 years in the army, he became a body guard for the Omicron 6's many rich and famous. With the strength and size of 3 men, Paul White may be one of the deadliest warriors in this year's competition.

Dolph Ziggler is one of O.M.P.S. best young collegiate athletes. An All Omicronian in 5 sports, he is one of Omicron's finest. Born into wealth and money, he is the son of billionaire Anton Ziggler. Given the best things life has to offer since a child, Ziggler felt it was his destiny to enter IWW in the name of Omicron. He hopes to accomplish many things in the IWW ring, just like he has in every thing else he has done.

The Kings of Wrestling, Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli are the premier tag team in the Omicron Planetary System. Currently holding World Tag Team Titles on 8 of the 12 O.M.P.S. Planets, they are touted as possibly the best tag team in the universe at the moment. Each having marginal singles success on the O.M.P.S. indy wrestling circuit, it wasn't until they were randomly paired together that they found they're calling. Dominating every team from the Hilo Brothers to the Mighty Amazings. The KOW each have speed, power, technical abilities, and striking skills. On their own they are great but together they are the Kings.

Sara Del Rey is one of the best women's wrestlers in the O.M.P.S. Winning gold on 5 different planets, she may be the most technically sound of all the women in this year's competition. Born on Omicron 6 in Byron City. Since women do not have to join the military, she chose to train as a wrestler after not finding happiness working normal jobs. She has risen the ranks over the last 5 years and is Omicron 6's premier woman's wrestler.

Natalya Nedhart comes from a military family from Omicron 6. Although it is not mandatory for women to join the Omicron Army, she chose to join when she was 19 years old, to follow in her father's footsteps. She is regarded as one of the top female officers in the O.M.P.S. due to her incredible bravery and fighting skills. She has wrestled off and on for the last 4 years and rumor has it she is being trained by Lance Storm himself.

At this time IWW would like to announce the newest member of it's broadcast team, filling the role of color commentator will be former Planet X World Champion more than twenty years ago: Harold Gerald!

Harold Gerald is a legend in Planet X Wrestling. Once holding the World Title for 2 years straight a record only recently broken by our next team's captain. He is known for his outlandish personality and speaking what's on his mind without worry of others perception of him. IWW welcomes this refreshing personality!
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The next planet to enter the IWW Battleground hails from the Gligar Galaxy, the self-proclaimed Utopia of the Universe, PLANET X!

Once one of the major planets of the Universal Alliance, originally named Hailios. 10 years ago before the formation of IWW, Hailios went to war the planet Earth. They both laid claim to the planet Mars and it's resources. Many battles were fought and countless lives were lost. Hailios began using questionable tactics to achieve victory in their battles, utilizing bio-weaponry unsanctioned by the Universal Alliance. Thus the U.A. backed Earth in it's occupation of Mars and defeat of Hailios. After the war the U.A. and Earth heavily penalized Hailios by cutting funds and resources from it. The planet went into a deep depression and went unheard of in the rest of the galaxy. That was until several months ago. A man named C.M. Punk claimed to be the new High Chancellor of Hailios. He declared the old ways are dead and his new regime will lead the planet to the promised land. He changed the name to Planet X, a reflection of it's strict policy on drug and alcohol usage and the name of his former wrestling promotion, Planet X Wrestling. The new leader seemingly appeared out of nowhere, claiming he would change the planet for the better, creating a new Utopian society. Not much is known about the planet or it's inhabitants these days, Planet X is a very private planet. They enter IWW challenging the planet Earth to war, blaming them for the pain their planet has suffered over the years. Here is their team:

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C.M. Punk is the ruthless straight-edged leader of the entire Planet X. Before taking the mantle of High Chancellor, C.M. Punk competed in the planet's top wrestling promotion, Planet X Wrestling (. He dominated the company holding then Planet X World Title for nearly 4 years, breaking the record held by Harold Gerald. Since heading the Planet X government he has passed strict sanctions reflecting his beliefs for a true Utopian society. Many positives have come from his leadership; crime is almost a non-occurrence on Planet X, drug use is outlawed as is alcohol and the inhabitants have a newly gained sense of pride. However unnamed sources within the planet say the planet is worse than it has ever been before. C.M Punk was created a Totalitarian government and has forced nearly all of his citizens into poverty through high taxes and sanctions. He is expertly trained and striking and submissions. He is perhaps the most cunning man in this competition and has the ability to control people with his words. Many question his choice to enter IWW and risk harm, to that he replied "A true leader has to back up his words with actions. I am not a coward like the rest of these planets leaders. If I send soldiers to the battlefield to fight for me and they are willing, I will fight by their side. Planet X is the truth that this Universe and that crime riddled Earth will soon learn."

The Undertaker is C.M. Punk's right hand of doom. His history is shrouded in mystery. When C.M Punk claimed his High Chancellor position, Undertaker was standing by his side. Word within the planet is Undertaker is a well rounded fighter, gifted in all areas of combat. His striking is on a level on it's own, he has incredible power and size standing just under 7 feet tall and weighing over 300 pounds. For his size he is incredibly agile and has a host of submissions at his disposal. Our experts claim Undertaker being on Planet X, catapults them to top team status early. There is also speculation he has "supernatural" powers although this has not been confirmed.

The Machine Guns; Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Although laws are strict on Planet X and most sports and public events have been outlawed, professional wrestling remains one of the top forms of sports and entertainment the planet has to offer it's citizens. At the top of Planet X's Tag Division the Machine Guns stand. Winning the coveted tag titles on 3 separate occasions they are the most popular tag team on Planet X. They bring a unique style of Tag Team wrestling, using high flying moves, pinpoint strikes, daring leaps of faith, and fast paced team work. No doubt they intend on shooting a hole in the IWW tag division.

MsChif is one of Planet X's top scientific minds. A laboratory scientist during the day and the top women's wrestler on the planet at night. A very sound all around competitor, MsChif has accomplished great things in the women's division. Although completely capable of winning on her own merit, she is not above using cheap tactics to obtain a victory.

Giant Bernard is a power house built like a brick house. A former All-Star Defensive End, he was hired as one of C.M. Punk's body guards after Football was outlawed. He has very little experience in the ring but what he lacks in experience he makes up for it in sheer power, size, and ruthlessness.

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[Mr. HD]

Dude, this looks and sounds really cool. You really did some serious Homework on this thing. I was reading it and I was amazed with the information you put up. Keep it up bro, this thing has interested......very interested. I'm dying to see where this goes.

 

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The next planet comes all the way from the Milky Way Galaxy; EARTH!

Although Earth has only become relevant in the grand scheme of the universe over the last few centuries; the planet has already made a name for itself. It's citizens are known to be incredibly courageous and full of heart. Over the last 50 years Earth has quickly inserted itself as one of the top upcoming political and economic powers of the universe. It has gained numerous terretorial planets used for resources and has helped even helped some populated planets become free from their overbearing overlords. Earth's willingness to help other planets in need has put it in the good graces of the U.A. and many of the top planets. But by doing so they have created some dangerous enemies who see them as putting there noses where they don't belong. Case in point; Planet X. After the brutal war over Mars previously mentioned, they attempted to bring freedom and democracy to Hailios/Planet X. It's citizens revolted against Earth claiming their problems were their own and blaming Earth for it's depression and economic woes in the first place. We are proud to show you Earth's team:

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Kurt Angle is credited by many to be "Earth's Greatest Hero". After an extremely successful run in amateur wrestling, capturing collegiate titles as well as gold medals in the planets Olympics; Kurt Angle enlisted in the growing Earth Army. He cites one of Planet X's bio-chemical attacks on his hometown as the main reason behind his enlistment. Perhaps his greatest moment came during the occupation of Mars, when he and 6 of his platoon members were surrounded in one of Mars' many craters. Outnumbered 400-1 and with a bullet lodged in his left shin, Angle was able to take a turret off of any enemy soldier. With his platoon members covering him, Angle was able to kill over 200 men on that day. That battle was one of the major turning points in the war for Earth. He earned himself a Medal of Honor and a place in history for generations to come. When Planet X issued it's declaration of war here at IWW, Angle was the first man to step up as Earth's Captain. He is one of the most technically sound ground workers we have ever come across. He has a handful of deadly submissions at his arsenal and his agility and athleticism are matched by few.

Triple H is known as one of Earth's greatest professional wrestlers. Winning the EWA World Title on 14 different occasions (a record that still stands) there is very little Triple H hasn't accomplished in the ring. Triple H started as a body builder right out of High School, winning countless competitions. After growing tired of winning and having nothing to show for it, he began training to become a professional wrestler. Triple H is a very powerful worker with one of the most impressive physiques IWW has ever come across. He is incredibly smart in the ring, fully aware of his surroundings and the match of all time. He can be light-hearted outside of the ring, but when he steps through those ropes he is one of the most intensely focused athletes we have ever seen. He is known to have a mean streak and can become extremely dangerous when angry. He is one of the Earth's teams best assets and will surely look to insert himself in the Universal Title picture from the start.

Beer Money Inc; James Storm and Robert Roode are one of Earth's top tag teams, having worn tag gold in 3 of the top companies on the planet. James Storm grew up in the farm country of America while Robert Roode was born into wealth and power on Wall St. Although both men are seemingly complete opposites their teamwork and friendship are highly regarded in professional wrestling. They both are very well rounded, combined with great team work. Where one man has a weakness the other man has a strength, they are perhaps the most well balanced of all the teams in this year's competition.

Mike Quackenbush is one of the unsung heroes of Earth's wrestling circuit. Never making it in any of the larger promotions, he has earned quite a reputation on the indy circuit. The Man of 4000 Holds is an extremely creative and inventive competitor. With the ability to lock in a never before seen submission hold out of nowhere and able to use every part of the ring to his advantage, Mike Quackenbush is considered by experts to be the "Dark Horse" of this year's competition. How well he holds up in the Junior-Weight division and beyond will be very crucial to his team's success.

Rey Mysterio may be the smallest competitor in IWW's history but that wont stop him from being one of the most exciting athletes this year. Originally from the desert planet Athas; Rey Mysterio moved to Earth at a young age. The mask he wears is traditional of the planet Athas, a tribute and respect to his ancestors and family. He has the speed and quickness of a verapnon from the planet Kron. His many years in the business have given him great wrestling instincts and he may prove to be troublesome for even the largest of IWW's competitors.

Having little to no experience in the ring, Kelly Kelly is the greenest athlete this year. One of Earth's top fitness models she has gained a huge amount of popularity across the universe. Many question her motives for entering IWW, seeing it as a publicity stunt from a top celebrity. She vehemently denies this accusation and has said she is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve victory for Earth. She has never wrestled a match but she has been training nonstop over the last month. She is one of the biggest x-factors in this competition, will she prove to be one of the best women's wrestlers this year? Or will her lack of experience and celebrity status prove to be to much to overcome?

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Ladies and Gentleman at this time we would like to introduce our veteran ring announcer, Bobby Wiggles!

 

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Our final planet hails from the distant Rolkferger Galaxy, ATHAS!

Athas is a planet that is completely covered in deserts. The desert terrain creates high winds and sand storms causing almost all the inhabitants to don masks. It is traditional for one's mask to contain symbols of their family while introducing designs that represent themselves. Although the planet has a long history with the rest of the universe, it's poor conditions and high heat make many people shy away from the humble planet. This caused the planet to distance and isolate itself from the rest of the universe over the last century. The planet is rich with rare resources that fetch a high price on the open market, the planet's isolation and unwillingness to trade with many planets recently has raised the value of these resources tremendously. Although a very peaceful planet, it is well known for it's athletic, agile and proud warriors. The planet Omicron 6 has recently took interest in taking over the planet and has inherently declared war. No doubt the other planets will be hoping Athas lands in last place in the tournament as a great amount of rare resources and money can be earned by occupying it. But we all know Athas will not go down without a fight and here are the men and women who will be fighting for them:

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Sin Cara is a high ranking public figure on Athas. His family has ruled over the planet for centuries now. Despite his royal background and upbringing, Sin Cara has proven to be a man of the people. Working hard within his royal family to give his people fair rights and create jobs. Since he could walk, Sin Cara has trained with his royal body guards in the art of fighting. With brilliant speed and incredible agility and creativeness, Sin Cara's moves will be very difficult to predict for his opponents. His stance as "The People's Hero" and legendary athleticism and fighting skills earned him the Team Captain mantle.

Delirious is well known across the universe, as unpredictably dangerous. Nothing is known about him prior to his in ring debut several years ago. He has earned a reputation as a vicious fighter who will use all means and unusual methods to attain victory. Although it is now confirmed, there are rumors floating around the universe that Delirious was at one time a hired "hitman" for the Omicron Military Planetary System. Many claim he has denied it but are unsure because he has a speech problem, causing him to talk incoherently. Despite his rumored alliance with the planet that is at war with Athas, his in-ring experience, unorthodox moves and an at times vicious mean streak will no doubt greatly add to Athas' chances at winning this competition.

The man they call Abyss is truly a deranged individual. Recently released from a 23 year prison stint for 4 counts of manslaughter. He competed in the Athas Prison Wrestling promotion his entire stay, holding it's Heavyweight Title for over 12 years. He is known for his massive size, raw power, and inhuman ability to withstand pain. His hardcore bloodbaths are stuff of legend in the world of professional wrestling. Will he prove to be a great asset to Athas or will his uncontrollable rage be it's downfall?

Soldier Ant, Fire Ant, and Green Ant are one of the top and longest lasting factions in all of professional wrestling. Hailing from the underground city of Eady River on the planet Athas, these 3 men wear the masks of ants. Their antics and teamwork match their masks and ant moniker. Each man is skilled enough to make it on their own, but combined together with their unwavering teamwork no goal is to high for them to reach. Which pair will go for the Tag Titles? Which man will work on his own? All we know is the Colony will be marching into IWW with antennas raised high.

*AYUMI* is a great up and comer in Athas' deep women's wrestling circuit. Her family has a long running relationship with the wrestling business, owning many wrestler's favorite restaurant on Athas. Right out of High School AYUMI trained hard to be the best wrestler she could be. Her courage and heart have increased her popularity greatly recently. She is a solid all around wrestler with her own set of surprises. She is a master of the drop kick and Urinage.

LADIES AND GENTLE MAN! Those are your team's for this years Intergalactic Wrestling Warfare competition. Within the next week our first tv show, Fight of Your Life will be aired. We have just received word from the almighty Overseer that the opening match will be a Battle Royale containing all participants in this year's competition, with the winning team earning 100 POINTS!

So stay tuned for the premier wrestling federation in the entire universe, IWW, to hold it's first show of the year!
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[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

EARTH FTW