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  1. Jeff Deliverer of Mail

    Jeff Deliverer of Mail Money for nothin, chicks for free
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    I'm pretty hungry, so I'm going to head down to McDonald's here in a second to get a Big Mac. I'll be back in a minute .
     
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  2. Bernkastel

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    Emotional level: Bret Hart

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  3. Jeff Deliverer of Mail

    Jeff Deliverer of Mail Money for nothin, chicks for free
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    Sometimes in life, you just need a Big Mac. That hit the spot.
     
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  4. Dagger Dias

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    Never got the appeal. I'd rather have a Baconator.
     
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  5. Bernkastel

    Bernkastel Reaper of Miracles
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    What, you couldn't handle one of these?

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  6. Wildcat66

    Wildcat66 DELETE!

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    How could this happen to me,
    I made my mistakes,
    Got nowhere to run
    The night goes on...

    R.I.P Jeff: He really wanted that Big Mac.
     
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  7. Rainbow Yaz

    Rainbow Yaz Sing about me, I'm dying of thirst
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    People who order that are assholes who deserve to be hit by an SUV.
     
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  8. klunderbunker

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    When I was younger, I'd consider doing this. Now I just think of people being hungry and hoping they can make it through another day. Not to mention the huge stomach ache that would come with this. Oh and the heart attack.
     
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  9. Kodo Sawaki

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    Mmmmmmm, cheese. :eek2:

    I have a very good appetite and even I find that too much. Now this for example

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    I could go for this. Mcdonalds is too small, plastic and overpriced here but we have nice local burgers.
     
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  10. Rainbow Yaz

    Rainbow Yaz Sing about me, I'm dying of thirst
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    I was thinking along the lines of limited grill space and the hassle for the employees who have to make it, but I guess if you wanna think globally that works too. Some Wendy's won't even serve it because it throws off the workers rhythm and holds up the line.

    I've ordered the triple Baconator on days where I hadn't eaten well into the afternoon, and each time I'm like, never again. Its delicious, but I'm sure I've taken time off my life with them.
     
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  11. Lee

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    In what world is McDonalds overpriced?
     
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  12. Kodo Sawaki

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    In mine. Local burger in which you can stuff with anything you want is under 2$. McDonalds is more like 2,5-3$. For that money I have 400gr burger which I can barely eat. Plus as I said, local burgers big and nice, Mcdonalds one small and plastic. Big Mac, small fries and Coke is around 5$ which is a lot here. But hey, local burger joint doesnt have McDonalds name to charge more. :)
     
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  13. Just FalKonika

    Just FalKonika I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW

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    I lost my appetite to eat breakfast this morning when I saw all these burgers. I became physically ill after seeing you got your picture from 9GAG. What's wrong with you?
     
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  14. Dave

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    Jeff, you just broke my heart for a second. Fuck you.
     
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  15. Jeff Deliverer of Mail

    Jeff Deliverer of Mail Money for nothin, chicks for free
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    That T Rex burger isn't real right????? Tell me that's not a real thing!!
     
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  16. klunderbunker

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    Oh it is. Jim Cornette has commented on it before.
     
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  17. Fire Marshall Bill

    Fire Marshall Bill Let me show ya somethin!!!

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    Where can you get that? Not that I want it. I'm just surprised there's a burger that can put The Heart Attack Grill to shame. If you've never heard of that place, google it. Maybe the worst part of America rolled into a fast food place.

    Edit: square patties. Question answered. Must be one of those hidden menu items.
     
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  18. Just FalKonika

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    There is a place in Australia twenty minutes from my home where they sell a burger with 12 beef patties (1/3 pound each patty), 12 slices of American cheese and 24 rashes of bacon. They call it the American Dream.
     
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  19. Dagger Dias

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    I'd try it. All it's missing is some jalapenos and sriracha.
     
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  20. Bernkastel

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    Not quite. Heart Attack Grill now has the Octuple Bypass Burger. 8 patties. Fried in lard. 40 stripes of bacon. 20,000 calories.
     
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  21. Rainbow Yaz

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    Remind me, is the Heart Attack Grill that super expensive all you can eat buffet in Vegas?
     
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  22. Bernkastel

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    It's not super expensive. $10 for the average menu item. Octuple burger costs $25. The same as Wendy's T-Rex burger. Though you can eat there for free if you weigh more than 350 pounds.

    And if you don't finish your food, you get spanked by a nurse. A hot midget nurse in some cases.
     
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  23. klunderbunker

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    Cornette has talked about that before too. He had whatever their biggest sandwich was and then had to be talked out of getting more food to go.
     
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  24. ABMorales787

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    They cook like 8 patties at 2 minutes in McDonalds and have at minimum 2 grills. I know Wendys is more natural but I think they also have plenty of space large patties. Most of their burgers have like 3 or 4 sticked in there. Same with Burger King. Which reminds me. The Bacon King. Baconator meets Whopper with cheese. I nutted.
    That was my life about a year ago if I wasn't working. No food until late afternoon. Walk out for a large fast food meal and nothing else for the rest of the day. A benefit to moving back with the dad was getting away from that.

    They price their combos at like $8 which is like 6.80 euro I think? It's a pretty expensive for rather small burgers and medium fries. Especially when you can just go to Taco Bell and get a larger meal for $5.
     
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  25. Hyorinmaru

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    That's disgustingly delicious sounding.
     
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