I'm sorry, I have to leave.

[Bernkastel]

That's disgustingly delicious sounding.

It absolutely is. But it would be one of those bucket list restaurants for me. I'd call the owner a marketing genius. He doesn't hide the fact that his food is extremely unhealthy, and even advises people not to eat there. But they still do. Morbidly obese people get to eat there for free.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Not quite. Heart Attack Grill now has the Octuple Bypass Burger. 8 patties. Fried in lard. 40 stripes of bacon. 20,000 calories.

Well I guess it was just a matter of time. Don't forget to mention you can buy beer, doughnuts and cigarettes there as well. At least the last time I looked at their menu you could.

And Lee, McDonalds runs nearly $10 for a regular combo meal where I was in Alaska last month.