KICKOFF MATCH : King Barrett and Jack Swagger win the Tag Team Titles
Two guys who literally have no direction in this company, but are still former world champs and well known names. Imagine a tag team with these guys. It would be very dominating and one of the greatest in recent history.
KICKOFF MATCH : Finn Balor wins the Andre the Giant Battle Royal
This match is a great way to catapult guys to the next level. Let's just hope Balor isn't the new Cesaro. Since Big Show won last year, Balor (a small guy) eliminating Big Show to win this match would be a bold statement.
Kevin Owens def. Randy Orton
This match will go down as one of the best show openers in history. Randy Orton was without a doubt the top heel of the last generation (Ruthless Aggression/PG/Reality Era). So, this match would almost be a passing of the top heel torch because it seems as if Owens is poised to be the top heel of the future. This would also be a great match. I could see Orton reversing a Pop-Up into an RKO, just for Owens to kick out. That's a great show opener.
Batista def. Sheamus.
Batista should be finished with all of his current movie deals by this time (I looked it up). So, a main event guy is returning and the only other semi-main event guy I don't see having an opponent is Sheamus. I think Sheamus could take the loss here and Batista winning would get him back in the mix of things, while getting the crowd on his side for having defeated one of the most hated wrestlers.
US Title Match : Cesaro (c) def. Rusev, Ryback, and Jack Swagger
In my personal opinion the worst match of the night. I can see Owens eventually winning the US title, and losing it to Cesaro. Since Cena doesn't have it, a bunch of people try to get the title off of Cesaro. Cesaro won't back down, he'll face all of them in one match. And wins.
Brock Lesnar def. Undertaker in a Retirement Match.
I see Taker beating Brock at SummerSlam for redemption. Now, it's rubber match time. It sucks because Undertaker, the greatest WrestleMania wrestler of all time, wouldn't get his final match to be the main event. But Undertaker has never been "the main event". I think he only main evented 3 Wrestlemanias. Everyone goes out losing, everyone. So, Taker needs to lose in his final match. And there's no one better than Lesnar. The two have so much history together. It won't be a great match, which is another reason why its not the main event, but it will be historical. Everyone will know Lesnar will win, but that's okay. Everyone knew Shawn Michaels would beat Ric Flair. Same thing here. Undertaker is the most important, exclusive wrestler in history. Lesnar is starting to be become the new Undertaker in that manor. So, this is almost a passing of the torch moment as far as Lesnar being the next "special attraction, once a year wrestler". I could see them going in this match as two babyfaces and friends. When Taker loses, instead of Lesnar mocking him, he helps him up. Then, Triple H, Kane, Shawn Michaels, Flair, Austin, Rock, and everyone else come out to congratulate him. All the guys he influenced and was a locker room leader and mentor too. They try to help him up, but he walks out by himself, everyone following him. Then, right before he's about to walk out, he turns to the crowd and gives one more hand raise. Vince McMahon comes out with Undertaker's signature hat and surprises him. Taker puts on the hat, shakes McMahon's hand, and tips his hat to the audience one last time.
IC Title Match : Neville def. Ziggler (c), and The Miz
Ziggler and Miz have ruled the IC Title division over the last few years more so than anyone else. Neville seems like a perfect fit to be the new face of the Intercontinental Championship, so Ziggler and Miz would essentially be passing the torch to Neville. So, neville winning rather than defending makes more sense.
Charlotte def. Nikki Bella (c) for the Diva's Championship
Divas.
The Rock and Ronda Rousey def. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
Will this match happen? Probably not. So Maybe we could just do The Rock vs. Triple H here, but this is a dream card. Hunter just beat Sting last WM and needs to take a loss. Whether Rousey is there or not, Rock's team should win.
Sting def. Wyatt (w/ Harper and Rowan)
Wyatt is the anti-Undertaker. Take always let people come to him, Wyatt always starts the feuds. Taker is more humble, not caring what people think, Wyatt wants everyone to watch him. Taker is unstoppable when it comes to important match (21-0), Wyatt looses every WrestleMania. It won't stop here. Wyatt and Sting will be a great match up. Wyatt and Sting will NOT be a great "match". Technically, this is probably doing to be the worst "match" of the night, which is why I put it before the main event: so it won't steal the show before. Sting needs to win if he does another Mania.
Roman Reigns (c) def. Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose in a Triple Threat Match to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
First off, if something needs to be cemented, then it should be in a title defense. That is why I have Reigns going in as champion. We all know the history these guys have together. So, what needs cemented? The fact that Reigns is going to be the face of the next generations of stars. How does he do that? By defending the company's top prize against the two guys who will also be the top stars. This match will have a 5 Star Build (The history with the shield, Ambrose and Reigns wanting vengeance for the shield's destruction, Rollins or Ambrose winning the Rumble) and will be a 5 star for in-ring quality (Rollins is already one of the company's best workers, Ambrose would have the crowd in the match the whole time and bring the raw energy, and Reigns would powermoves and "OH SHIT!" moves.
Main Event : John Cena def. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan in a Triple Threat No Disqualification Match
Here me out on this one. I have dreamed about this match for a while now. This match is basically going to sum up the history of the WWE. I have it as elimination because the new generations are going to eliminate the old ones. It's No DQ so that people can interfere. Here's how it's going to go down:
Roddy Piper and King Kong Bundy will pull Austin and Cena out of the ring. They will enter and attack Hogan, only for Mr. T to run out. Mr. T and Hogan fend off Piper and Bundy, throwing them out of the ring. Now, in the build to the match, Mr. McMahon would be feuding with Hogan, not wanting him to have his final match. So, McMahon, who would be on commentary during the match, would enter the ring and attack Hogan with a weapon. As McMahon beats down on Hogan, the music of Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, and The Ultimate Warrior all come on. Obviously, they are all dead, but their music inspires Hogan, giving him motivation to fight back against McMahon. Hogan does his usually rally, and sends McMahon out of the ring. Meanwhile, the lumberjacks are preventing Austin and Cena from entering. Sgt. Slaughter would have also tried to help McMahon, but failed. Once Hogan is alone, The Undertaker comes back. Couldn't keep the Deadman away. Undertaker fights with Hogan and eventually Hogan wins. Out comes Bret Hart, who finally gets Hogan sent out of the ring. Bret Hart is the man on top, yelling at the lumberjacks, who are afraid to step in. Until Shawn michaels comes in. At first, Hart fends off Michaels, until Deisel protects Michaels. Razor Ramon and Lex Luger also attempt to make their way in, but Deisel Jacknife's Michaels and convinces Razor and Luger to also attack Michaels. Hogan makes his way back in, but teams up with Luger, Deisel, and Razor. Eventually, Ric Flair and Sting come out and join Deisel's team. Hart comes back in to help Michaels, but they just get overpowered. Its not until Stone Cold Steve Austin breaks lose that Michaels and Hart dominate. Austin almost single handedly take out Deisel, Flair, Hogan, Razor, Luger, and Sting. Austin is in the ring by himself and thinks he won, until he turns around to the Rock, who was standing there waiting for him. The Rock and Stone Cold battle it out. Mcmahon getting back in and teaming with the Rock. Mick Foley eventually saves the day. Undertaker, meanwhile, was watching from a distance with Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Eventually, partners switch and it's Austin and McMahon vs. Rock and Foley. Undertaker makes his way back in, this time with his brother Kane. Then DX follows his lead. So, it's DX vs. Austin and McMahon vs. Rock n Sock vs. Brothers of Destruction. It's chaos and eventually just about every single person makes their way into the ring. The only people lefft standing in the end of this brawl is Randy Orton, John Cena, Triple H, Edge, Brock lesnar, Randy Orton, Batista, Chris Jericho, and Shawn Michaels, Goldberg, and The Rock. Goldberg sends the Rock while Cena, batista, Orton, Edge, and Lesnar get stomped on. Goldberg then destroys Triple H, throwing him into Shawn, who fights with him. Then, Batista and Orton and Flair team up with H to stop them. Lesnar throws Goldberg out of the ring. Evolution dominate everyone else, but Batista ends up destroying Triple H. Cena does the same, and then so does Orton. Michaels eventually throws Flair out. Undertaker returns again and fights off Michaels, who was also being destroyed by Jericho, but eventually held him off. Meanwhile, Lesnar just walks out. Cena, Orton, Batista, and Edge have a 4-way brawl on the other side of the ring. Edge eventually breaks off and fights Undertaker, but gets thrown out. Then, Undertaker throws out Batista and walks away, leaving Orton and Cena to battle it out in the ring. Sheamus tries to interfere, but Cena and Orton team up to fight him, and eventually Nexus, off. Cena and orton continue fighting, Cena throwing Orton out, only to turn around to the Rock. The Rock gets the best of Cena at first, but Cena fends him off, throwing him out of the ring. Cena thinks he won, but Orton has returned and RKO's him, throwing him out. (BTW everyone that gets thrown out leaves, most of them at least). Orton seems unstoppable until Daniel bryan's music comes out. Bryan tries to stop Orton, but gets a surprise when batista re-enters the ring. Triple H also comes in, but Bryan fends off Orton, Batista, and Triple H, throwing them all out. It's just Triple H and Bryan in the ring. Undertaker and Lesnar return, circling Triple H and double teaming him. Cena, meanwhile helps bryan, whose injured, out of the ring. Taker and lesnar destroy Triple H and throw him out of the ring. Eventually, Lesnar and Taker have a staredown, with Lesnar F-5ing him and throwing him out of the ring. Cena tries to stop Lesnar, but is unable. Then the shield come out and take on Lesnar, able triple team him. The shield leaves the ring. Cena, Austin, and Hogan make their way to the ring slowly, injured. Then the bell rings and the match is technically finally on. Hogan body slams Cena and hits a leg drop. Hogan gets back up and gets Stunned by Austin, who eliminated Hogan. Cena then gives Austin an AA and pins him, winning the match. Eventually, the three embrace. Then, every single superstar mentioned in this match makes it to the stage, forming one straight line, holding eachother's shoulders in arms and bows down the crowd. Cena, Austin, The Rock, and Hogan are the final three out. Hogan shakes Austin's hand and walks away. Austin and The Rock shake Cena's hand and walk away. Cena is left alone and gives one final salute to the crowd, until he notices that Roman Reigns is walking up the ramp towards him. Cena shakes Reigns hands and walks away. Reigns bows to the crowd, letting us know that it's his time now.
Remember... this is my dream card. This is in no way a prediction for Wrestlemania.