How Happy is your State?

[Jane]

New York is 51.

 

[X]

Also, how in the fuck is Louisiana the happiest state in the union? You'd figure there'd still be a shitload of depression stemming from Katrina.

 

[Барбоса]

I call shenanigans on this entire farcical list. We in Rhode Island have a long and proud history of partying like motherfuckers.

Maybe the amount of destruction that accompanies so much partying is part of the reason why you're so low

 

[X]

Maybe the amount of destruction that accompanies so much partying is part of the reason why you're so low

That makes sense. We do have one of the highest rates per capita of alcoholism and drug addiction in the country.

But still. Newport, where I live, is great. Celebrities come here in the summer because it's so nice. Our winters are cold as a motherfucker though. And trust me, if somone fucks your mother, he is one cold mofo.

 

[Kanye South]

South Carolina - 47

 

[D-Man]

That makes sense. We do have one of the highest rates per capita of alcoholism and drug addiction in the country.

Drug addiction?? Where YOU live, X?? Nahhhh....

 

[IrishCanadian25]

21. Colorado
22. Delaware
23. Utah
24. New Mexico
25. North Dakota
26. Minnesota
27. New Hampshire
28. Virginia
29. Wisconsin
30. Oregon
31. Iowa
32. Kansas
33. Nebraska
34. West Virginia
35. Kentucky
36. Washington
37. District of Columbia
38. Missouri
39. Nevada
40. Maryland
41. Pennsylvania
42. Rhode Island
43. Massachusetts
44. Ohio
45. Illinois
46. California
47. Indiana
48. Michigan
49. New Jersey
50. Connecticut
51. New York

 

[X]

Drug addiction?? Where YOU live, X?? Nahhhh....

Yeah I know it's a big coincidence, just like it's a big coincidence you live in New Jersey which has one of the highest rates per capita of douchebaggery.

Two can play that game sir.

 

[Kanye South]

Yeah I know it's a big coincidence, just like it's a big coincidence you live in New Jersey which has one of the highest rates per capita of douchebaggery.

Two can play that game sir.

Ka-zing! And X wins another one.

 

[Барбоса]

That makes sense. We do have one of the highest rates per capita of alcoholism and drug addiction in the country.

We Irish have a similar drinking problem but then again when fields and bogs are destroyed by drunken antics no one tends to notice

 

[X]

We Irish have a similar drinking problem but then again when fields and bogs are destroyed by drunken antics no one tends to notice

Makes sense considering the large Irish roots in Rhode Island and all of New England.

 

[Fizzy]

We're 49? For fucks sake..

 

[Барбоса]

Makes sense considering the large Irish roots in Rhode Island and all of New England.

We are everywhere. We would be a bigger threat than communism ever was if we didn't hate each other so much

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I live in Jersey so my guess would probably be around 40 or 50.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

We're 49? For fucks sake..

I call shenanigans!

 

[Nate DaMac]

38? Bullshit. No reason for anyone to be happy living in Missouri. Well we do have the greatest rapper in the world. Period.

 

[Mr. TM]

I thought Nas was from New York and Em was from Michigan

 

[Nate DaMac]

I thought Nas was from New York and Em was from Michigan

Well Actually Em was born in Missouri. Doesn't matter, Tech N9ne is better than either one.

 

[Барбоса]

You really are scrapping the barrel when your claim to fame is having a rapper come from your state...

 

[Mr. TM]

Hmm, I learn something everyday.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You really are scrapping the barrel when your claim to fame is having a rapper come from your state...

I guess I'll humor you even though that really doesn't make any sense if you really think about it. I know my state sucks.

 

[Mr. TM]

I only know one rap group from my province.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I wish I lived on the West Coast...life seems so much easier there. Well, you probably have to work just as hard there, but the climate more than makes up for it...same thing for Florida, except in the summer.

 

[X]

Well Actually Em was born in Missouri. Doesn't matter, Tech N9ne is better than either one.

Nas > Tech N9ne all day and all night. Tech N9ne the best rapper of all time? That's nonsense.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Well Actually Em was born in Missouri. Doesn't matter, Tech N9ne is better than either one.

Ohio wins. We get to claim The Afghan Whigs, Little Texas, and Blessid Union of Souls. All of which blow Tech N9ne out of the water. Also, listen to Curt Hennig, Barry Windham, Kendall Windham, and Bobby Duncum, Jr., and heed their words.....
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Oh, and we get Bone Thugs N' Harmony.