Extreme Championship Wrestling Resurrection
It is a WHAT IF fan fiction fed. What if ECW didnt close its doors in 2001. What if it landed another TV deal on Foxs new FX cable station. What if it got better funding thanks to investors? What if it started monthly PPV cards and took WCWs place as the number two promotion when WCW tanked? How would that effect ECW?
The show will be typical ECW with some talent jumping ship and me bringing in talent for certain storylines IE like Dusty Rhodes vs. Steve Corino. It will be interesting to see who will show up when WCW tanks. What new independent talent will make their names in ECW? This is my experiement called ECW Resurrection.
Takes place following Guilty as Charged 2001. So well begin with a recap of that show.
Guilty as Charged 2001: ECWs Real Last Stand
The show opens with Joel Gertner and Joey Styles welcoming us to the show saying that no man is innocent tonight everyone is Guilty as Charged.
Joel Gertner: Well well well! It is I, the man that if its a crime for my **** to be large, I must be Guilty as Charged. The quintessential stud muffin, JOEL another PPV here in NEW YORK CITY, and wither her face on my nuts even that girl would look pretty. But wait, wait, wait. I really shouldnt have said that, that was kind of shitty, you just have to realize I am trying to be witty, dont be offended because that would truly be a pity. Cause I was gonna fondle those titties, and lick that little clitty .GERTNER!
Match #1- Christian York & Joey Matthews vs. Cyrus & Jerry Lynn
This match never got started as the Baldies attacked York and Matthews. They all brawled for about three minutes and Lynn hit his cradel pile driver on Matthews, tags Cyrus who got the pin.
Winners: Cyrus & Jerry Lynn
Jerry Lynn and Cyrus paid off the Baldies with cigars. Lynn cuts a promo about how he wont work ECW again unless its in the main event.
PPV opening promo.
Match #2- ECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Danny Doring & Amish Road Kill vs. Hot Commodity (Julio Deniro and EZ Money) w/Confederate Currency Chris Hamrick and Electra.
Great tag back and forth. Great way to start the PPV off. The Champions retain the titles.
Winners: Danny Doring and Road Kill
After the match EZ Money, Chris Hamrick and Julio Denero beat down on the champions. Until Nova hits the ring and starts an impromptu match with Hamrick
Match #3- Nova vs. Chris Hamrick
This one was all over the place with ref bumps and Electra hitting the ring. It ended with Chris Chetti who had just lost a Loser Leaves ECW match to Nova not too long ago coming in and nailing Nova. Lou E Dangerously in and nails another ref. Chetti, dressed like a ref counts Nova out and Spike Dudley hits the ring. Chetti beats on Spike, ACID DROP on Chetti. Senton by Nova on Chetti. Hamrick back in and Kryptonite Krunch on Hamrick.
Winner: Nova with Spike Dudley making the count
Too much in this match.
King of Old School Steve Corino and Jack Victory promo. He is the ECW Champion. He talks about how people viewed him as a joke. He went from Rhinos manager to killing the American Dream to becoming ECW Champion in one year! He hasnt got the belt now cause Sandman stole it. Live on PPV tonight he will walk up the ladder and take his belt back. Oh, and he is going to nail Justins girl, OH SNAP because he is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Match #4- I Quit Match: Tommy Dreamer vs. CW Anderson
The best match of the night had it all. They started slow with some decent wrestling moves but went hardcore with wrenches, barb wire, razor wire, tables. Tommy Dreamer hit a Spicoli Driver through a table and wrapped part of the table around Andersons eye to force him to quit.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
The two shake hands after the match while the crowd chants ECW.
Corino is shown in the back with Francine as they make sexual innuendo. Missy Hyatt comes out in a towel from the rest room with Justin Credible who is doing his pants guess they fucked. Jack Victory ask Missy if she remembers him. She asks DID I fuck you?. He says she managed him. She says he must have managed himself. He gets pissed.
(WHAT THE FUCK?)
Match #5- Super Crazy & Kid Kash vs. The FBI w/Big Sal vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri & Mikey Whipwreck w/Sinister Minister
Wild action that showcased the best of the Lucha/X Division(in TNA) style of wrestling. These guys were all over the place. Tajiri and Whipwreck hit a double tiger suplex on FBI.
Winners: Tajiri & Whipwreck
Sandman backstage smoking and drinking. He has no problem with handing back the belt tonight cause it will be that much better when he wins it. He is the King of Extreme, the Hardcore Icon. So if you were a betting man who would you bet on?
Match #6: Johnny Swinger & Simon Diamond w/Dawn Marie vs. Balls Mahoney & Chilly Willy
Swinger and Diamond were at odds over who gets to use Dawn more so Swinger introduced his new manager the Blue Boy and Jasmine St. Claire. Blue Boy attacks Balls. Rhino out and GORES BALLS. GORES SIMON AND SWINGER! GORES DAWN MARIE! GORES CHILLY GORES BLUE BOY!
NO CONTEST
Rhino says that he loves violence and its about more than Jasmine sucking his ****, its what he is about.
Match #7- Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes: For ECW World Title: Sandman vs. Justin Credible vs. Steve Corino©
Corino and Credible work as a unit in early stages of match. They use plenty of Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes. Sandman, Corino and Credible climb a huge ladder in end together and they fall off right through a table. Sandman up and up the ladder.
Winner: Sandman
Good match not great but fun.
Sandman hugs the belt. Jack Victory brings a table in and Corino and Justin Credible are up. Stand off. But they shake hands. The Baldies hit the ring and they get beat down from the three men who just waged war for the title. Corino and Credible fight off the Baldies while Sandman stays behind.
Rhino out with a gore. He gives a promo: FUCK YOU NEW YORK! Why am I the TV champion when we dont even have a TV show? Sandman has the belt he wants and that is the belt he is willing to kill for. Come on Sandman, Come on King of extreme. I want a match now! FUCK YOU! Your family is here, be a man or Ill hurt them! FUCK YOU!!
Sandman: RING THE FUCKING BELL
Match #8- TV Champion Rhino vs. ECW Champion Sandman
Gore through a table. FUCK YOU RHINO chant. Piledriver from ring apron through a table. Piledriver on piece of broken table.
Winner and new ECW Champion: Rhino
Cyrus to ring and celebrates with Rhino. Open challenge to anyone from any company to face the Man Beast.
RVD and Bill Alfonso out to challenge Rhino. Rhino lays belt down. Jerry Lynn attacks from behind.
Match #9- Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn
While not the best of their classic encounters it still had great moments. RVD ends it with VAN TERMINATOR.
Winner: Rob Van Dam @ 19:42
RVD celebrates with fans
Back in back with Francine who needs three men. Corino says the handshake with he and Credible was a shoot. They may not like each other but they respect each other. They are the NEW IMPACT PLAYERS.
FADE OUT.
thats the last ECW card.
The promotion didn't have another card for two weeks as Paul Heyman tried to find a last hope in saving his promotion. Luckly for him Fox's FX network was looking to add Sport Entertainment to their schedule.
ecw.com update:
ECW is proud to announce it has a new TV deal with the FX network. ECW will air Wednesday Nights at 10pm to 11pm. It will be an hour of pure action as ECW's biggest stars Rob Van Dam, Rhino, Steve Corino, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer wage war for the ECW World Championship.
ECW Chairman Paul E. Dangerously had this to say. "We here at ECW are excited about this deal. And its a much better one than we used to have. FX has promised to help up promote it. We will air a live two hour ECW special in the spring on the FOX Network. We are confident that with Rhino as our champion and top stars Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer and others we cane climb the ladder of the wrestling industry and take it over."
Joey Styles, ECW's play by play man added: "ECW is a revolution and our fans have never turned their backs on us. It looked bleak for a while but FX saw what our die hard fans saw, a chance to light the fire again. I swear to you...ECW is back on TV and there is no stopping us."
ECW on FX is set to air its first program Wednesday Night January 31st from its home in the ECW Arena. The show will be taped early that night and aired at 10pm on FX.
THE RESURRECTION OF ECW HAS BEGUN!
Current ECW Champions
ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Rhino
ECW World Tag Team Champions: Danny Doring & Amish Roadkill
ECW World Television Champion: Rhino
It is a WHAT IF fan fiction fed. What if ECW didnt close its doors in 2001. What if it landed another TV deal on Foxs new FX cable station. What if it got better funding thanks to investors? What if it started monthly PPV cards and took WCWs place as the number two promotion when WCW tanked? How would that effect ECW?
The show will be typical ECW with some talent jumping ship and me bringing in talent for certain storylines IE like Dusty Rhodes vs. Steve Corino. It will be interesting to see who will show up when WCW tanks. What new independent talent will make their names in ECW? This is my experiement called ECW Resurrection.
Takes place following Guilty as Charged 2001. So well begin with a recap of that show.
Guilty as Charged 2001: ECWs Real Last Stand
The show opens with Joel Gertner and Joey Styles welcoming us to the show saying that no man is innocent tonight everyone is Guilty as Charged.
Joel Gertner: Well well well! It is I, the man that if its a crime for my **** to be large, I must be Guilty as Charged. The quintessential stud muffin, JOEL another PPV here in NEW YORK CITY, and wither her face on my nuts even that girl would look pretty. But wait, wait, wait. I really shouldnt have said that, that was kind of shitty, you just have to realize I am trying to be witty, dont be offended because that would truly be a pity. Cause I was gonna fondle those titties, and lick that little clitty .GERTNER!
Match #1- Christian York & Joey Matthews vs. Cyrus & Jerry Lynn
This match never got started as the Baldies attacked York and Matthews. They all brawled for about three minutes and Lynn hit his cradel pile driver on Matthews, tags Cyrus who got the pin.
Winners: Cyrus & Jerry Lynn
Jerry Lynn and Cyrus paid off the Baldies with cigars. Lynn cuts a promo about how he wont work ECW again unless its in the main event.
PPV opening promo.
Match #2- ECW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Danny Doring & Amish Road Kill vs. Hot Commodity (Julio Deniro and EZ Money) w/Confederate Currency Chris Hamrick and Electra.
Great tag back and forth. Great way to start the PPV off. The Champions retain the titles.
Winners: Danny Doring and Road Kill
After the match EZ Money, Chris Hamrick and Julio Denero beat down on the champions. Until Nova hits the ring and starts an impromptu match with Hamrick
Match #3- Nova vs. Chris Hamrick
This one was all over the place with ref bumps and Electra hitting the ring. It ended with Chris Chetti who had just lost a Loser Leaves ECW match to Nova not too long ago coming in and nailing Nova. Lou E Dangerously in and nails another ref. Chetti, dressed like a ref counts Nova out and Spike Dudley hits the ring. Chetti beats on Spike, ACID DROP on Chetti. Senton by Nova on Chetti. Hamrick back in and Kryptonite Krunch on Hamrick.
Winner: Nova with Spike Dudley making the count
Too much in this match.
King of Old School Steve Corino and Jack Victory promo. He is the ECW Champion. He talks about how people viewed him as a joke. He went from Rhinos manager to killing the American Dream to becoming ECW Champion in one year! He hasnt got the belt now cause Sandman stole it. Live on PPV tonight he will walk up the ladder and take his belt back. Oh, and he is going to nail Justins girl, OH SNAP because he is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Match #4- I Quit Match: Tommy Dreamer vs. CW Anderson
The best match of the night had it all. They started slow with some decent wrestling moves but went hardcore with wrenches, barb wire, razor wire, tables. Tommy Dreamer hit a Spicoli Driver through a table and wrapped part of the table around Andersons eye to force him to quit.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
The two shake hands after the match while the crowd chants ECW.
Corino is shown in the back with Francine as they make sexual innuendo. Missy Hyatt comes out in a towel from the rest room with Justin Credible who is doing his pants guess they fucked. Jack Victory ask Missy if she remembers him. She asks DID I fuck you?. He says she managed him. She says he must have managed himself. He gets pissed.
(WHAT THE FUCK?)
Match #5- Super Crazy & Kid Kash vs. The FBI w/Big Sal vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri & Mikey Whipwreck w/Sinister Minister
Wild action that showcased the best of the Lucha/X Division(in TNA) style of wrestling. These guys were all over the place. Tajiri and Whipwreck hit a double tiger suplex on FBI.
Winners: Tajiri & Whipwreck
Sandman backstage smoking and drinking. He has no problem with handing back the belt tonight cause it will be that much better when he wins it. He is the King of Extreme, the Hardcore Icon. So if you were a betting man who would you bet on?
Match #6: Johnny Swinger & Simon Diamond w/Dawn Marie vs. Balls Mahoney & Chilly Willy
Swinger and Diamond were at odds over who gets to use Dawn more so Swinger introduced his new manager the Blue Boy and Jasmine St. Claire. Blue Boy attacks Balls. Rhino out and GORES BALLS. GORES SIMON AND SWINGER! GORES DAWN MARIE! GORES CHILLY GORES BLUE BOY!
NO CONTEST
Rhino says that he loves violence and its about more than Jasmine sucking his ****, its what he is about.
Match #7- Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes: For ECW World Title: Sandman vs. Justin Credible vs. Steve Corino©
Corino and Credible work as a unit in early stages of match. They use plenty of Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes. Sandman, Corino and Credible climb a huge ladder in end together and they fall off right through a table. Sandman up and up the ladder.
Winner: Sandman
Good match not great but fun.
Sandman hugs the belt. Jack Victory brings a table in and Corino and Justin Credible are up. Stand off. But they shake hands. The Baldies hit the ring and they get beat down from the three men who just waged war for the title. Corino and Credible fight off the Baldies while Sandman stays behind.
Rhino out with a gore. He gives a promo: FUCK YOU NEW YORK! Why am I the TV champion when we dont even have a TV show? Sandman has the belt he wants and that is the belt he is willing to kill for. Come on Sandman, Come on King of extreme. I want a match now! FUCK YOU! Your family is here, be a man or Ill hurt them! FUCK YOU!!
Sandman: RING THE FUCKING BELL
Match #8- TV Champion Rhino vs. ECW Champion Sandman
Gore through a table. FUCK YOU RHINO chant. Piledriver from ring apron through a table. Piledriver on piece of broken table.
Winner and new ECW Champion: Rhino
Cyrus to ring and celebrates with Rhino. Open challenge to anyone from any company to face the Man Beast.
RVD and Bill Alfonso out to challenge Rhino. Rhino lays belt down. Jerry Lynn attacks from behind.
Match #9- Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn
While not the best of their classic encounters it still had great moments. RVD ends it with VAN TERMINATOR.
Winner: Rob Van Dam @ 19:42
RVD celebrates with fans
Back in back with Francine who needs three men. Corino says the handshake with he and Credible was a shoot. They may not like each other but they respect each other. They are the NEW IMPACT PLAYERS.
FADE OUT.
thats the last ECW card.
The promotion didn't have another card for two weeks as Paul Heyman tried to find a last hope in saving his promotion. Luckly for him Fox's FX network was looking to add Sport Entertainment to their schedule.
ecw.com update:
ECW is proud to announce it has a new TV deal with the FX network. ECW will air Wednesday Nights at 10pm to 11pm. It will be an hour of pure action as ECW's biggest stars Rob Van Dam, Rhino, Steve Corino, Sandman and Tommy Dreamer wage war for the ECW World Championship.
ECW Chairman Paul E. Dangerously had this to say. "We here at ECW are excited about this deal. And its a much better one than we used to have. FX has promised to help up promote it. We will air a live two hour ECW special in the spring on the FOX Network. We are confident that with Rhino as our champion and top stars Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer and others we cane climb the ladder of the wrestling industry and take it over."
Joey Styles, ECW's play by play man added: "ECW is a revolution and our fans have never turned their backs on us. It looked bleak for a while but FX saw what our die hard fans saw, a chance to light the fire again. I swear to you...ECW is back on TV and there is no stopping us."
ECW on FX is set to air its first program Wednesday Night January 31st from its home in the ECW Arena. The show will be taped early that night and aired at 10pm on FX.
THE RESURRECTION OF ECW HAS BEGUN!
Current ECW Champions
ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Rhino
ECW World Tag Team Champions: Danny Doring & Amish Roadkill
ECW World Television Champion: Rhino