drunk as fuck, cops suck

[Serious Mozzarella]

so im at this party in north florida called jouvet. in gainesville. its basically the wildest hip hop party in north florida.

except cops showed up and said we couldnt park where we were all told to park. so they made an announcement, told everyone to park in this part of the woods right before the open field where the party was at. wasted an hour cuz everyone had to fuckin walk that mile back to their cars and get through the shitstorm of traffic to get to the parking lot

but two ignorant ass *****s forgot to do that. so what do the cops do?

instead of doing the logical thing and just towing they asses, they shut down the party.

let me tell you whats wrong with this.

2500 people, paid 25 dollars for tickets, party nowhere near over, the place rented out. cops said nope, partys over everyones going home.

yeah, drunk as fuck and what, an hour and a half of dancing?

some shit right there

 

[Super Hans]

Cool story bro?

 

[Macca]

You should have used the N.W.A. defence.

"FUCKDAPO-LICE!! BOOGIE WOOGIE *****, BOOGIE WOOGIE!!"

Sure, you're likely to have been sexually assaulted by a transgender prostitute in the police cells by the end of the night, but you'd still have your pride and a great party story.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

SERIOUSLY THERES SOME RANDOM ASS ***** IN THE LIVING ROOM SLEEPING WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM IN MY LIFE

 

[Super Hans]

Rape him.

 

[Macca]

Get a DVD of Def Jam Comedy, alert the Negro and fling the DVD out the house like a frisbee.

It's like District 9 and the prawns, except replace the prawns with African Americans and the cat food with Martin Lawrence.

 

[Via Armbar]

Burn the carpet once he leaves.

 

[Macca]

Shout out loud "OH MY GAWD, JESSE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON ARE DOING A RALLY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?!?! GET OUT."

They'll be out of there in a jiffy.

 

[Via Armbar]

Hand him a job application.

See how fast he runs away.

 

[Macca]

LOLJLOL.

I seriously love black people, but this is funny. Let's hope he finds a Jew in his room raiding his piggy bank next.

Oh, exploitable situations.

 

[Super Hans]

LOLJLOL.

I seriously love black people, but this is funny. Let's hope he finds a Jew in his room raiding his piggy bank next.

Oh, exploitable situations.

And a women in the kitchen making breakfast.

 

[Coco]

I'm surprised Slyfox hasn't shown up to tell us all why cops are awesome.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Did you get the ***** out of your living room?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Jesus fucking Christ, I don't even remember making this thread...

No, there was no "random *****" in my living room, I have no idea where that came from. Wow, I'm sorry this thread was even made...

 

[X]

It's okay Moz, it happens to the best of us. And by the best of us I mean the worst of us, you filthy vagabond.