Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
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A disheveled Steven Holmes emerges onto the stage but takes little time to acknowledge the booing audience as he storms to the ring. He hops onto the apron, climbs between the ropes, and immediately starts yelling into a microphone.
Holmes: Cut my music! I said cut my bloody music!
Holmes’ music quickly fades so that nothing can be heard except the jeering audience.
Holmes: Go ahead, keep booing you cur!
“You got pinned! You got pinned! You got pinned!”
Holmes stomps around and wipes the hair out of his face.
Holmes: I’m not here to pacify you dogs, I’m here to get what I deserve! A rematch for the world title! I was a worthy champion; I fought against real competition when I held the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. Meanwhile, the imposter that replaced me off of some fluke victory makes his first appearance as Champion defeating the halfwit Mr. Baller.
The WZCW crowd erupts into cheers at the mention of Showtime. A menacing scowl crosses Holmes’ face before he continues.
Holmes: Which is why I demand my contractually guaranteed rematch for my World Heavyweight Championship! So bring out Showtime, bring out a referee, and let’s nip this nightmare in the bud!
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The crowd gets on their feet and starts cheering for their favorite 100% spandex clad superstar, Saboteur. The reigning tag team champ has both belts wrapped around his waist, and he waves hello to his adoring public before lifting a microphone to speak.
Saboteur: Mr. Holmes, I presume? I come representing the WZCW legal department… kinda.
Holmes: What is the meaning of this. Why are you here?
Saboteur: Well, I just wanted to tell you personally that your contract does not have the rematch clause for championship losses in it.
Holmes: This is preposterous! How do you know this?
Saboteur starts to walk down to the ring as he takes a crumpled up piece of paper out of his pocket.
Saboteur: Maybe I actually am from WZCW legal and this spandex is just a costume I use to conceal my identity. Maybe Vance Bateman personally told me to deliver this piece of news to you. Or maybe I just broke into a file cabinet in the legal department and stole your file. Either way, it says it all this contract, here.
Saboteur slides into the ring and hands the piece of paper to Holmes. Holmes examines the paper for less than a second before he crumples it back up.
Holmes: This is a picture of Darth Vader driving a jetski into a pack of sharks.
Saboteur: It’s an interpretive picture. It’s my way of telling you that you’re boned.
The crowd laughs as Holmes only gets increasingly angry with every passing moment. He throws the crumbled up picture at Saboteur.
Saboteur: Hey, I worked hard on that!
Holmes: Listen to me you blubbering idiot, I’m going to let you walk away now and go get someone qualified to handle this situation. However, if you don’t leave now, I will break you. I will break you into a thousand little pieces and sweep you under this ring where you will rot.
Saboteur: Sheesh, who peed in your Fruity Pebbles? Oh wait… was it Showtime?
Holmes grabs Saboteur by the spandex around his neck and pulls him close.
Holmes: I warned you, you sniveling twit…
Saboteur smacks Holmes’ arm away and the two now stand face to face.
“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”
Saboteur and Holmes continue to yap in each others faces, but their argument is broken up by a burst of music.
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Bateman: Stand down gentlemen! Separate now or I’ll have the both of you forcibly removed from the ring!
Saboteur and Holmes give each other one last glare before separating from each other with each man walking to opposite sides of the ring.
Bateman: Mr. Holmes, unfortunately Saboteur is correct. You do not have a rematch clause in your contract.
The crowd erupts into cheers as Holmes has a nuclear meltdown in the ring, shaking the ring rope violently and stomping his feet as he screams at nobody in particular.
Bateman: How he was able to find that information, I have no idea, and I’m not sure I care to find out, but it is the truth. However, perhaps I know what can make you feel better. The saying goes, “Don’t kill the messenger,” but I have a feeling doing that very thing might just make you feel better. So for tonight’s Ascension main event, we are going to have a one on one match between Steven Holmes and Saboteur!
The crowd goes into a frenzy as Saboteur nods his head in approval. Steven Holmes still wears a look of rage on his face, but his hateful glance towards Saboteur indicates that he will accept the match. Bateman turns and walks backstage allowing the audience to soak in the announcement.
Connor: And just like that we have our Ascension main event as the former World Heavyweight Champion, Steven Holmes, takes on the current Tag Team Champion, Saboteur!
Cohen: How can he be Tag Team Champion if he’s not even in a tag team?
Connor: I’m not sure, but that doesn't seem to be any concern of his tonight. Tonight Saboteur will be facing Steven Holmes, and we have plenty of other exciting matches as well such as the return of-
Cohen: Justin Cooper! Justin Cooper is back! Hallelujah the prophet has returned!
Connor: And we have two more matches for the WZCW Gold Rush tournament. All that and more will be happening tonight on Ascension 67!
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Backstage we see Titus with a doctor with him attending to him. He stands crutched by a crate holding his ribs.
Dr.: I'm sorry Mr. Avison but you are in no condition to wrestle this week. You need to recover. I'm going to have to cancel your match with Celeste Crimson tonight.
Titus: I-I'm going out there. There is no way I'm gonna quit on anyone twice. Let me go.
Dr.: No, you can't!
Titus walks off holding himself in pain. As he passes down a hallway, we see Matt Tastic, Krypto, Angel and others look on, concerned for Titus.