Big Papa Santo
Ryder? I barely even know her!
Lastnight as I lay drunk and naked on our bed (Well its my bed now) I was thinking of what we could of had. How this could of ended up, and then the alchohol caught up to my head and I had flashbacks
SUMMER 1975
Narrator: Santo and his cool greaser friends had just drove into the summer camp, it was crowded, hot and sweaty.
Santo: Snapping fingers like a greaser Ayy we looking for a hot piece o' ass am I right fellas?
Greaser pals: YEAH
Santo: Lowering glasses Boys I think that we have spotted a target.
Narrator: And there she was, Zrise. Her bronze body and long golden hair, she was perfect
Santo: Boys watch my back
Santo: Ayyy babiiii why don't you come into my greaser car and we make love
Zrise: Only if you can sing!
Narrator: Out of nowhere all of the camp rally's behind them and they start singing.
(Santo and Zrise)
We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom
(Greaser guys and Zrises girlfriends which includes a token black girl)
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!
(The whole camp)
We're one of a kind
Like dip di-dip di-dip
Doo-bop a doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
boog-e-dy
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
(Santo)
We'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-waaa!
(Zrise)
When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-ove
(Everybody)
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom
(Greasers)
A wop ba-ba lu-mop
(Zrises girlfriends)
A wop bam boom
(Santo and Zrise)
We're for each other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh yeah!
We'll always, be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together!
Narrator: It was true summer love, as they got married 5 years later on June 10th, 1985. They then moved to a small little town in Ohio. But bad memories from Santos past caught up
DOORBELL RINGS
Santo: Who is it?
Italian guy: We know your in their you Russian prick, you owe money to the Mafia!
Zrise: Running down steps Honey who is that?
Santo: Grabbing Zrise Baby you know that I love you, and I want you to go into my closet and grab that gun that I bought last year
Italians: Yellinh COME ON OUT SANTO WE WONT BITE
Santo: You damn loansharks have been following me and my family for too fucking long Loads + Cocks Shotgun
Italians Barging in PHEW PHEW PHEW
Santo: PHEW PHEW PHEW
Italians: PHEW PHEW PHEW
5 HOURS LATER
Santo: Yelling to Zrise who is upstairs hiding Honey...its over, we wont have to worry about those loan sharks anymore
Zrise: Tightly hugging Santo We have to move to my parents house in Baltimore
Narrator: They moved to Baltimore in 1990, even having a child
DOCTORS ROOM 1992
Doctor: PUSH, PUSH PUSH MRS.SANTO
Zrise: Squeezing on Santos hand
Santo: Baby...I love you
Zrise: I love you t............
Doctor: She's flat lining!
5 YEARS LATER ON ZRISES ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH
Santo: Placing flowers on her grave I miss you...I miss you alot, or little boy is doing just well, crying he already knows how to differ from normal people and non-whites
Zombie Zrise: UGHHHHHHH Bites and turns Santo into a zombie
Narrator: And so it happened, that zombies took over the world that day, THE END.
Anyway Zrise what i'm saying is that I want a divorce
SUMMER 1975
Narrator: Santo and his cool greaser friends had just drove into the summer camp, it was crowded, hot and sweaty.
Santo: Snapping fingers like a greaser Ayy we looking for a hot piece o' ass am I right fellas?
Greaser pals: YEAH
Santo: Lowering glasses Boys I think that we have spotted a target.
Narrator: And there she was, Zrise. Her bronze body and long golden hair, she was perfect
Santo: Boys watch my back
Santo: Ayyy babiiii why don't you come into my greaser car and we make love
Zrise: Only if you can sing!
Narrator: Out of nowhere all of the camp rally's behind them and they start singing.
(Santo and Zrise)
We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom
(Greaser guys and Zrises girlfriends which includes a token black girl)
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!
(The whole camp)
We're one of a kind
Like dip di-dip di-dip
Doo-bop a doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
boog-e-dy
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
(Santo)
We'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-waaa!
(Zrise)
When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-ove
(Everybody)
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom
Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong
Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom
(Greasers)
A wop ba-ba lu-mop
(Zrises girlfriends)
A wop bam boom
(Santo and Zrise)
We're for each other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh yeah!
We'll always, be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together!
Narrator: It was true summer love, as they got married 5 years later on June 10th, 1985. They then moved to a small little town in Ohio. But bad memories from Santos past caught up
DOORBELL RINGS
Santo: Who is it?
Italian guy: We know your in their you Russian prick, you owe money to the Mafia!
Zrise: Running down steps Honey who is that?
Santo: Grabbing Zrise Baby you know that I love you, and I want you to go into my closet and grab that gun that I bought last year
Italians: Yellinh COME ON OUT SANTO WE WONT BITE
Santo: You damn loansharks have been following me and my family for too fucking long Loads + Cocks Shotgun
Italians Barging in PHEW PHEW PHEW
Santo: PHEW PHEW PHEW
Italians: PHEW PHEW PHEW
5 HOURS LATER
Santo: Yelling to Zrise who is upstairs hiding Honey...its over, we wont have to worry about those loan sharks anymore
Zrise: Tightly hugging Santo We have to move to my parents house in Baltimore
Narrator: They moved to Baltimore in 1990, even having a child
DOCTORS ROOM 1992
Doctor: PUSH, PUSH PUSH MRS.SANTO
Zrise: Squeezing on Santos hand
Santo: Baby...I love you
Zrise: I love you t............
Doctor: She's flat lining!
5 YEARS LATER ON ZRISES ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH
Santo: Placing flowers on her grave I miss you...I miss you alot, or little boy is doing just well, crying he already knows how to differ from normal people and non-whites
Zombie Zrise: UGHHHHHHH Bites and turns Santo into a zombie
Narrator: And so it happened, that zombies took over the world that day, THE END.
Anyway Zrise what i'm saying is that I want a divorce