"Your Shoes are Untied"

[Blue Chipper]

"You might fall and kill yourself!"

I've heard it at least five times today; I hear this almost daily. Thing is, my shoes are always tied, people just see my shoelaces and assume they're untied. I've never tripped over untied shoelaces either, so I don't understand why so many people say it.

Anyone else get this or any other thing people commonly say to you?

 

[John McCass]

It's right over there. How can you not see it?

 

[enviousdominous]

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

 

[OYDK]

Oy, I ate shit down the stairs of my high school once because my shoes were untied. Damn things CAN kill you, listen to your elders.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Velcro