Your momma

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

yo mama is so fat, the biggest loser wont take her....they say she has no hope

 

[Lee]

Your momma is so stupid, she actually gave birth to you.

I like the more subtle:

Yo momma's so stupid she slept with yo daddy

 

[The Doctor]

Your mother is of below-average intelligence.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Your mother is of below-average intelligence.

For all the stupid people out there, Doc just said: Yo mama is stupid and fat and ugly and needs to push-up and a push-up pop

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Your momma is so pathetic, she made a thread dedicated to your momma jokes.

 

[Serious Jones]

Yo mama so old, she was around when yo mama jokes were original and relevant

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.[/FONT]

 

[CH David]

I have to.

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[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Yo mamma so poor, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch!

 

[ABMorales787]

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the beach and the lifeguard yelled: "BEACHED WHALE!"

 

[lenguy]

Yo Momma so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice all because it said concentrate!

 

[Lee]

Yo momma's so fat she went swimming and Spain claimed her for the new world

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

 

[Alex]

Your Momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

 

[ABMorales787]

It's like yo momma always says. "Duh...."

 

[The Doctor]

Your mother occasionally has sex with more than one partner.

 

[The Crock]

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

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[The Crock]

I asked your momma "What's for lunch?" She opened up her legs and said crabs.

 

[The Doctor]

Your mother isn't the most cleanly of people.

 

[The Crock]

Your mother isn't the most cleanly of people.

HOW DARE YOU?!LAKSDFL KHSGE A

 

[.]

Your mother isn't the most cleanly of people.

Dude. Too far.

 

[D-Man]

Your mother occasionally has sex with more than one partner.

Your mother isn't the most cleanly of people.

FYI - these aren't funny. Not in the least bit.