Your Best Prank Call

[JWGunslinger]

When I was staying at my cousin's house up in Fortuna we stumbled on to the Inspiration network, some of you are laughing already if you have ever seen this shit. Most of the shows on this channel are super corny with a strong religious message behind it, now don't get me wrong I respect religion and people's beliefs but this stuff is not true christianity and it's downright hilariously bad. So the program we happen to tune into is Campmeeting with Dr. Mike Murdock, for those of you who don't know him he's a TV preacher who talks about "Sewing" money in the name of god for miracles. So basically he cons stupid people out of their money, usually to the tune of 1000 dollars that he calls the "Thousand Dollar Seed" and tells the people when they sew it that god will miraculously bless them. The guy is a crook, but goddamn it I have never seen a man who was so unintentionally funny, we literally watched 2 hours of him selling his crap and laughed every minute, the guy has become a household joke. Below is a video showing Murdock doing what he does best, pretty funny stuff.

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So after watching him a few times my cousin Andrew suggests that we call the number for Sewing and ask to speak with Murdock. What came after that was some of the funniest calls I have ever heard, we put them on speaker phone and had Andrew talk to them and the more calls we did the less shy he got. He went from asking to talk to Murdock to saying he wanted to sew a seed but he didn't have any money and many more. Now when he said he didn't have money they transferred him to the "Prayer Line" where you tell them what you would like to pray for and they say a prayer with you after you can clearly hear them type your prayer into a computer and get a prayer off there. We told one of them that Andrew was a farmer from Alabama named Richard Jenkins and he wanted to pray for rain for his crops, one time he was Edward Jones and he wanted to pray for a winning streak at the casino. We did everything just repeat praise the lord and when they saked a question reply with hallelujah to talk with a thick british accent until the lady transferred us to the international line. Sometimes we couldn't even get to the call we'd be laughing so hard at their names like Dana Nelsrock and Sal Farselos. That night of prank calls was one of the best times I have ever had, I laughed so hard I thought I would die at one point.


So I ask, what is the funniest/best prank call that you've ever done?

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Eh prank phone calls? Got minor experience with them but he first time I did IMO was hilarious.

I was about 8 years old and my brother and I took my mom's cell phone and hid in the closest. We were playing with the red eyes red dragon monster form Yug-I-oh or however the fuck you spell the name of the show. Anyway it was a corny plastic toy with a button that if you were to press it then it would roar very loud. So you know how mom's always have a shit load of Cell phone contacts right? So we went through them one by one and called them, after giving them 3 seconds to say hello we would make the dragon ROAAARRRRR at full volume. It was going along with little comedy until we called my mother's friend in Long Island. She screamed in with the nicest voice hello and got the crap scared out of her so much that we even heard a thud that may have been here falling down. My teacher was so surprised since we had called her too and confronted me about it the next day. The best about it was that everyone returned the calls to my mom during the night asking if she had gone insane. Needless to say she did not get much sleep that night and I could hear my Grandmother yelling at her in Spanish when she called back.

The second occasion is less unique but prank calling nonetheless. My cousin, 2 brothers, and I used my uncles phone to call my friends mother and mess with her. My cousin was the one that was doing all the talking so when an old woman answered instead he called her an old prune. Then My friends mom got on the phone and my cousin said she smelled like horse radish with a fake German accent. We were going to hang up right there but then she went ghetto all over us! I heard the 2 arguing and this is what I heard "Oh oh hell no woman you can't call me that! You smell like my anus Biaaatch, Yo moms is an prune that looks like ALF's ugly step sister!" We used the +67 anonymous phone number trick so we were not caught and left off with impunity.

That is really all there is too it when it comes to me and Prank phones calls.

 

[ABMorales787]

Back when payphones were useful, one was placed in our school. At lunch we basically brought our quarters with the idea of harassing whoever we knew that wasn't around. For one occasion we posed as "Arbitron". Yeah, that Arbitron. A simple survey which if you complied you'd get some money for answering. The questions went from talking about radio stations to favorite radio subject. After a pretty normal survey, we started getting the person's information:

Are you male or female?
Male

How old are you?
53

When was your first sexual experience?
Umm... After I got married in the honeymoon.

Where you ever a female?
NO!

Have you ever had sexual attraction to a male?
NO!

Have you ever *********ed?
What is that?

And so on.

Point was, we called the principle's office just a few feet away.

 

[JW'sGirl]

When I was about 6 I decided to just pick up the phone and dial 7 digits and then when someone answered I wold say "hello?" and then wait a second and then just hang up. One time though, a person *69 the number and my mom answered and I got yelled at for calling strangers.

Another time, JW's other cousin, Marta, JW, and I prank called Mike Murdock again. We had Marta do some hilarious accident and pray that Kate Middleton could get pregnant so there would be an heir to the throne. This was around the time that every tabloid was saying she couldn't get pregnant, right after the wedding. That one was pretty funny since the woman had no idea who we were talking about and apparently lived under a rock.

That's about it