You Poeple Are Going To Hate The New Raw

[Coco]

Picture a show where Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, and Dolph Ziggler are your top midcard prospects. Where Alberto Del Rio and Mysterio are occupying top shelf main event spots just below the VERY top guys. Where Drew McIntyre reeks of potential but the show is just to crowded to give him his due.

This new Raw is exactly like SmackDown late last year and early this year. Cena and Miz occupy the same spots as Edge and Kane. CM Punk is your Dashing Cody Rhodes. We are way over capacity. But oh, look. Along comes R-Truth and John Morrison. Their feud is way hot. They'll need serious screen time. Oh, look. Michael Cole needs a segment to build whatever feud he's in. Hey, The Rock is showing up this week. That's more time being eaten up. Oh, and Big Show. He's gotta be on Raw every week too.

Some seriously talented guys aren't getting their due here. Brace yourself. The complaining will be wild.

 

[Coco]

Still a great chance for Curt Hawkins though.

 

[TSG]

So my incentives to watch are what? Show, Truth, Cena, Mysterio, Del Rio on top? No thanks.

 

[Coco]

And Miz.

And Miz!

 

[Uncle Sam]

So we're looking at shifting feuds between Truth, Punk, Miz, Del Rio, Morrison, Cena, Mysterio and Kofi? Hmm. Yeah, I can get on board with that. Fuck whoever's lower down on the card.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Not bad, but SmackDown's looking very nice following the draft.

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Still a great chance for Curt Hawkins though.

and Tyler Reks

 

[The Holy One]

Now almost every person in that gif is on Raw. I'm wondering why Drew got drafted to Raw.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Yea Smackdown looks more interesting than Raw

 

[byrnside]

Is it bad that several of the guys who got drafted to Smackdown I already thought were on Smackdown? Ie- Khali, Yoshi, etc. Simply reading the results of each show is not broadening my wrestling knowledge.

 

[X]

and Tyler Reks

Fuck that caveman looking motherfucker. He botches the Burning Hammer EVERY time he tries to use it. Every. Single. Time.

 

[Pole Smoker]

I was excited to see Drew McIntyre on Raw but now looking at the roster it doesn't look so promising for him.

 

[MrHashasheen]

I was barely watching Raw as is, solely for Natalya and Bryan matches. Now that all my Raw favorites (Natalya, Bryan, Regal, Tatsu) are on Smackdown, I've got little to no reason to watch or follow it.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Who knows? Maybe the WWE is forced to revitalize and create tag teams in order for superstars to get air-time.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fuck that caveman looking motherfucker. He botches the Burning Hammer EVERY time he tries to use it. Every. Single. Time.

Its a modified burning hammer....

 

[.]

Its a modified burning hammer....

Exactly. Half the fucking roster wouldn't take the original without breaking their necks.

 

[Coco]

Even if they could, WWE doesn't allow those kinds of drivers.